Tesla MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ElonCraft2021

Gestures, INAUGURATION, Body language, ElonCraft2021, entrepreneur

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground base where we hold annual Ender Dragon dance-offs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself frequents our server, using his redstone skills to create epic roller coasters and launching fireworks displays that can be seen from space. And don’t even get us started on the llama army he’s been training for the ultimate showdown against the evil zombie horde.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wacky adventure that even Elon Musk would approve of? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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ElonCraftEU: Make Gaming Great Again

Economy, renewable energy, Great, ElonCraftEU, Technology

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk is the president and he’s like ‘make europe great again’ but with blocks and stuff. we have flying pigs and talking cows, it’s like a farm on acid. you can build a rocket ship and fly to mars, where you’ll meet aliens who just wanna trade diamonds for emeralds. elon musk will personally deliver your pizza if you mine enough diamonds. come join us, it’s out of this world!

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CraftyElon’sWorld

innovation, germany, public opinion, foreign affairs, Opinion poll

so, like, you wanna join our amazin’ minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of minecraft land. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya some outrageous reasons why you gotta join us:

1. ELON MUSK HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER. that’s right, the dude who’s tryna go to space and stuff, he’s just chillin’ in our minecraft world, buildin’ rockets outta blocks and stuff. it’s wild, man.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent llamas. they wear sunglasses and have laser eyes. ain’t nobody messin’ with our llamas, let me tell ya.

3. we have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly. the music is bumpin’ and the dance moves are outta this world. you gotta be quick to find it, though, ’cause it disappears as fast as it appears.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells dad jokes. he’s always tryna make everyone laugh, even though he’s all spooky and stuff. it’s a real hoot, let me tell ya.

so, what are you waitin’ for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

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Macron’s Musk Madness

international relations, Macrons, Diplomacy, space exploration, economic development

so, like, u gotta join dis server cuz, like, Macron is tryna impress Elon Musk n stuff, but Paris is like, nah, we outta here, so u gotta come hang with us instead, cuz we got all da cool kids and we buildin’ a giant statue of a potato in the sky, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat, amirite? Plus, we got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear sunglasses, it’s a total party up in here, so come join us before the aliens take over and make us all wear tinfoil hats, ya feel me?

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ElonCraft2020

Fallout, spacex, controversy, Nickname, trump

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness the epic showdown between Trump and Elon Musk as they battle it out in a virtual world where anything can happen. Will Trump call Elon “Rocket Man Jr.” or “Space Cadet”? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join the fun and see what outrageous adventures await you!

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TeslaCraft: Labor & Comp LOLs

Investments, ABP, compensation concerns, shareholder activism, social responsibility

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we mine diamonds faster than ABP sells Tesla shares over labor and compensation concerns 😂 our players are so OP they can build a house out of diamonds in like 2 seconds flat 💎 plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and you have to fight a giant chicken to get in 🐔 trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure! Join now before the creepers take over and we all turn into zombies 🧟‍♂️ #minecraftmadness #diamondsfordays

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ElonCraft Minecraft Server

United Kingdom, homeland security, tesla, Officials, Server

so, like, this server is so lit that even uk homeland security officials are all over it. they’re like, constantly monitoring elon musk’s posts to make sure they’re not leaking any top secret info about our server. like, if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. so like, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

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Space Cuck Island

success, Social Interaction, richest man, ragebait, #breastfeeding

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

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Musk-Free Zone: No Elon Allowed!

Artificial Intelligence, Zone, News, filter, Elon

Are you tired of seeing Elon Musk’s face everywhere you turn? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have created a magical filter that banishes all Elon Musk related stories from your Reddit feed! No more weird tweets, no more flamethrowers, just pure, Musk-free content for your viewing pleasure. Join us and escape the Musk madness today!

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Elon’s Crafty Politics

Technology, leadership, future trends, social media, UK politics

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

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