LOLZZZ come join our epic minecraft server, where driving a tesla is the only way to get around!! 😂😂 our head of investments from the bank of nordea said it best, “driving a tesla exposes who you are” so come show off your true self in our virtual world!! we have insane builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground tesla racing track 🏎️💨 join now and let your inner tesla lover shine!! #tesla4life #minecraftmadness 😜🤪
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TeslaCraft: Exposing Blocky Personalities!
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Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare
Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!
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VoltCraft: Sales Plunge!
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the tesla sales have plunged 59% in germany!!! it’s like a virtual apocalypse but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of cars exploding. why join? because our server is so lit, even elon musk would be jelly of our redstone contraptions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost teslas from germany. join now before the zombies get them first!
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CraftyNorway96: Toyota Rules, Tesla Drools
so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, bro? well listen up, cuz dis server is lit AF. like, in January, Norway EV share was like 96% or sumthin. and guess who topped the list? frickin Toyota, man. but Tesla, oh man, Tesla was slumping so hard. like, they couldn’t even keep up, ya know? so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more poppin’ than Tesla on a bad day, then u gotta join us, cuz we’re like the Toyota of minecraft servers, yo. come join the fun and be part of the madness, bro.
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Elon’s Crafty Influence
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk himself has built a secret underground base to launch his next mission to Mars! Join us and you might just find yourself recruited as a space explorer, traveling to new worlds and discovering alien civilizations (or just mining for diamonds, whatever floats your boat).But that’s not all – rumor has it that Elon has hidden a stash of rare loot somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of cybernetic wolves that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mini-game where you can race against Elon in his Tesla Cybertruck, dodging obstacles and trying to beat his record time. Who knows, maybe if you win, he’ll offer you a job at SpaceX!
So come join us on this wild adventure and see where your journey with Elon Musk will take you. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
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MuskCraft: Electrifying Adventures
Ever wondered how Elon Musk manages to pull off all his crazy projects without actually being elected or employed by the government? Well, rumor has it that he’s actually a secret Minecraft wizard who rules over his own virtual empire! Join our server and you might just uncover the truth behind Musk’s mysterious powers. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a rocket ship on our server, you’ll actually be able to fly to Mars and meet the man himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the next Minecraft space explorer!
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GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds
haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥
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ElonCraft: Rasputin Reimagined
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk is not just a tech billionaire, but also a modern-day Rasputin! Join us as we explore the wild and wacky world of Musktopia, where rockets are powered by sheer willpower and flamethrowers are the weapon of choice against creepers.Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a Tesla Cybertruck through the Nether? Or watch Elon Musk battle it out with Herobrine in an epic showdown for control of the server? Well, look no further because anything is possible in this crazy, Musk-filled world.
Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Elon Musk riding a unicorn while launching a SpaceX rocket into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this one-of-a-kind server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of rocket fuel).
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VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!
LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!
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EcoCraft: Shocking Sales Drop!
yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! it’s like a circus up in here, but wit blocky animals!one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the creepers down it, it was epic! and another time, someone made a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?
also, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, shhh don’t tell anyone! and if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u get a lifetime supply of diamond swords, no joke!
so come on, join us on this wacky minecraft server and let’s have some blocky fun together!