Tesla MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineCraftTeslaTrillionaire

elon musk, Decline, Market Cap, Trillion, electric vehicles

lol come join our minecraft server where we build houses out of tesla cars cuz their market cap is sinking faster than a lead balloon. stonks go down, but fun goes up on this server. we ride elon musk’s rocket ship to the moon and back, collecting diamonds and emeralds along the way. forget about stocks, invest in virtual blocks on our server. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the stock market crash. join now before elon musk himself bans us from the server for being too wild.

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MuskCraft: Boosting Blocks & Votes

tesla, innovation, Boosts, germany, Sunday

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk boosts germany’s far-right party for funsies!! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for u! u can even ride on a rocket ship to the moon and back, just like elon musk himself! who needs politics when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite?! join now for a chance to be the next space cowboy on our server!

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ElonCraft: Dad Disapproval

Son, reconciliation, Father, Communication, disapproval

so, liek, u kno how elon musk is all abot going to space n stuff? well, his dad is liek, “bro, u haven’t been a good dad.” but u kno what is a good dad? dis minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n endermen doin the macarena. come join us for sum crazy fun, cuz elon musk’s dad said so!

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CraftyMuskFactoryUS

#Automotive, regulations, Trade, Government, electric vehicles

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, imagine if trump and musk had a baby and it was this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, but like, on steroids.

join this server if you want to be part of the most epic battle of all time. we’re talking trump riding a giant chicken into battle against musk on a dragon made of diamonds. it’s like, totally unfair to the rest of the world how awesome this server is gonna be.

plus, we have, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve got a replica of the white house made entirely out of cake, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. and don’t even get me started on the petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons.

so, like, if you want to be part of the most insane, epic, totally unfair server of all time, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you don’t like fun. then maybe you will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun, right? so join us now!

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ModiCraft Server: Elon vs Trump

president trump, elon musk, Usa, pm modi, global relations

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz PM Modi and Elon Musk totally met up before PM Modi had to talk to President Trump, like, what even is happening, right? maybe they were discussing how lit this server is gonna be, with like, diamond armor for days and creeper explosions that make u jump outta ur seat.

u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of the coolest crew in the minecraft universe, like, imagine building a giant statue of PM Modi riding a dragon while Elon Musk shoots fireworks outta his hands, that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server.

plus, who knows, maybe President Trump will pop in for a visit and challenge u to a build battle, like, who wouldn’t wanna see that go down? so come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

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ElonCraft Dissident Squad

Internet freedom, Censorship, protest, HUMAN RIGHTS, Dissident

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got llamas that can talk and dance, and like, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But, like, the craziest part is that Russia asked Elon Musk for the names of dissidents on the server. Can you believe it? Join now to see if you’re on the list and maybe get a free ride to space on a rocket made of cheese!

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ElonCraft: French Asset Seizure Fiasco!

investigation, elon musk, Seizure, spacex, Government

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have one rule: no seizing Elon Musk’s assets! Why? Because we need him to help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is secretly running for president of the Minecraft world. France is just jealous that Elon’s redstone skills are better than theirs. Join us and help save the Minecraft world from a disastrous election outcome! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and cake. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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Elon’s Algorithm Adventure

legal proceedings, data manipulation, algorithm, +x, elon musk

lol imagine if elon musk’s X was actually a minecraft server instead of a car lmao. like, this server is so lit that it’s facing a criminal probe in france for manipulating algorithms or something. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! join this server for a chance to be a part of the most scandalous minecraft community ever. who needs cars when you can have blocky adventures with elon musk’s X? come join now before the algorithm police shut us down!

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CraftyTesla’s SalesPlummetEU

tesla, spain, sales data, Automotive Sales, uk

hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like, totally lit fam. we got dragons flyin around and unicorns poopin rainbows. our players are so pro they can build a castle in like 5 minutes flat. plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

oh and did i mention we got a pet llama named larry who tells the best jokes? ya, he’s a real hoot. so come join us on dis crazy server where anything is possible, even tesla’s yoy sales going up instead of down. u won’t regret it, i swear on my diamond sword.

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Elon’s Propaganda Minecraft Server

internet, Minecraft, controversy, Technology, Disinformation

so u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got Elon Musk postin Russian media propaganda on da reg. like, can u even believe it? it’s like a wild ride of conspiracy theories and blocky adventures. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i promise u dat. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. u gotta join dis server if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in da blocky world. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for dem creepers, dey be sneakin up on u when u least expect it. but hey, dat just adds to da excitement, amirite? so come on, join us on dis crazy journey through da land of Minecraft. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else, dat’s for sure.

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