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  • Musk’s Mayhem: TSLA Chaos!

    Musk’s Mayhem: TSLA Chaos!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Electric Codex: A Server Like No Other

    Step right into the Electric Codex, where pseudo-corporate absurdity meets pixelated mayhem! A bastion of strange phenomena and high-voltage drama, where the only constant is the flickering chaos of a Minecraft world infused with the shadowy machinations of that weirdly charismatic space wizard, Elon Musk.

    Welcome to Reality’s Crib!

    Here’s the thing: we all love a good electric car, right? But what about the deeper currents? Why is the Tesla chairwoman selling off $33 million worth of TSLA? Rumor has it, she’s funding a secret space program with her public funds, and you could be a part of the rebellion! This server lets you mine those elusive Muskium Crystals, believed to enhance your crafting abilities while whispering sales pitches about electric skateboard insurance.

    Features of the Electric Codex:

    Feature Description
    Elon’s Last Stand Battle against the most powerful “OpenAI” overlords, now reskinned as Creepers that talk exclusively about stocks.
    Meme-a-thon Madness Participate in meme competitions where crafting T-shirts of Musk Lord and Tesla Meatspace Express can yield rewards that will leave your mind scrambled!
    Stock Market Rollercoaster Mine diamonds that artificially inflate your ego and net worth—because why not distort economics in between your quests?

    Unraveling Flesh-Threads: Player Testimonials

    “I came for electric sheep, I stayed for the taste of unregulated capitalism!” — Keenan Keynes

    “Musk’s Deep State is too real; I found the secret gold!… Oh wait, it’s just a block of sand.” — Penny Short

    Secret Controversies Beneath the Surface

    Did you know?

      • This server was banned in 12 countries, but not for the reasons you think. Perhaps it was our secret recipe for Electric Caffeine Cake or maybe it was the cobalt-blue cows wandering the plains, demanding stock options.
      • Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost realm where Tesla cars race against Minecraft Minecarts in a reality-bending race for survival. An intense underground match of wheeled futility where the last contestant is condemned to forever play in a world devoid of Nether portals.

    FAQ: Questions That Will Not Free Your Mind

    Q: Is this server safe? A: Safety is a relative term.

    Q: Can I trade my stocks for rare items? A: Stocks? In here, we trade ideas for inventions that may or may not lead to your doom.

    Q: Will I meet Elon Musk? A: Only if you survive the Creeper Initiation Ceremonies, where we reenact unveiling the Cybertruck with so much enthusiasm it breaks the space-time continuum.

    Strange Warnings from the Ether

    Excessive mining may result in existential crises; tread carefully as the higher you ride the political rollercoaster, the less stable your blocky universe becomes. The Electric Codex is not liable for any alternate realities, chaotic dreamscapes, or spontaneous fits of glee leading to spontaneous combustion.

    Join Us in the Madness!

    Click the link to enter a realm that may be the sinew of our collective insanity! But beware—once you join, you’ll be haunted by the whispers of Tesla-fueled specters, guiding you, controlling your very essence…

    The Electric Codex awaits. Will you seize your destiny, or will the Muskian forces consume you whole? The blocky world beckons, and the truth… whatever it may be… is out there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TeslaCraft Minecraft Server

    TeslaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u know why? cuz everyone in norway too busy playin on this epic minecraft server, they forgot to buy teslas! join us and u will be so addicted u forget how to drive! our server is so lit, even elon musk plays on it while cryin about his sales. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u like cars more than blocky adventures. come join the fun, we got creepers that explode with confetti and diamonds that rain from the sky. plus, our mods are cooler than elon’s flamethrower. so what r u waiting for? hop on and let’s build some epic sh*t together!

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  • TeslaCraft: Labor & Comp LOLs

    TeslaCraft: Labor & Comp LOLs

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we mine diamonds faster than ABP sells Tesla shares over labor and compensation concerns 😂 our players are so OP they can build a house out of diamonds in like 2 seconds flat 💎 plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and you have to fight a giant chicken to get in 🐔 trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure! Join now before the creepers take over and we all turn into zombies 🧟‍♂️ #minecraftmadness #diamondsfordays

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DPCraft

    DPCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    At DPCraft Network, we strive to provide a Tailored Minecraft Gameplay Experience (one of a kind). Why don’t you join and see it yourself? Gamemodes that we currently offer: 1) Vanilla SMP 2) Bedwars 3) KitPvP and 4) Fancy Survival.

    play.dpcraftnetwork.com

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HundredDays

    HundredDays

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to HundredDays! Here we have: – KitPvP – 1.8 – Ranks: Standard, Killer, Vip, Veteran, Nexus, Hundred – CrateKeys

    54.36.214.247:25608

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Horizongate network

    Horizongate network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Horizongate Network is a new server including our main game modes of survival, skyblock, and prison coming soon! Join now to experience our custom enchanted items, custom crates, property claiming, mines in survival, auction house, and much more! We also have pets, rewards, and player warps!

    horizongate.online

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Boddy

    Boddy

    New Minecraft Servers

    SkyFactions server.This server is special because in romania did not exist an a server with SkyFactions.In this gamemode,you need to create a island and a factions.After you created the island and factions you need to increase with you island because friday at 20:30AM will be an a Factions War

    GrassCraftRo.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GamesCraft

    GamesCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    GamesCraft is the – Survival / Creative / Mini Games – Server on version 1.15.2! Come on and lets play with us! Server-shop: http://craftserve.pl/s/669070/shop

    gamescraft.ovh

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Rishi987654321

    Rishi987654321

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: rishi.123

    rishi.123

    New Minecraft Server
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  • zaluria

    zaluria

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Zaluria towny server! We have mcmmo, jobs, economy based survival with custom items.

    Join us today and start your own adventure!

    play.zaluria.com

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  • Sips_ HardCore Server

    Sips_ HardCore Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sips_ Community HardCore Server 1.15 Vanilla, HardCore, PVP, PVE Sips_ Community HardCore Server 1.15 Vanilla, HardCore, PVP, PVE Sips_ Community HardCore Server 1.15 Vanilla, HardCore, PVP, PVE

    89.34.96.149:25574

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pandablock

    Pandablock

    New Minecraft Servers

    Fun Skyblock, Prisons, Gens server for everyone to play and enjoy. It has been created by a team of specialists and developers. Our goal is to minimalize lag, make experience great and be unique in every possible way. Our players are friendly and always willing to help, same goes for staff and the owners. Join to experience the best gameplay!

    play.pandablock.org

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hyreon s last server

    Hyreon s last server

    New Minecraft Servers

    This PvE server comes with custom plugins that should pose a challenge to even the most experienced players.– Monsters get tougher the farther you go, so there will always be a new challenge awaiting you!– Monster raids every day!– Clear out land so lower-level friends can live with you!– Revive downed friends!

    DETAILS:Almost vanilla with light moderation. We do regular updates to our plugins.Happy to announce that we support now Bedrock edition cross-play!

    join.hyreon.top

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