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  • Musk’s Mayhem: TSLA Chaos!

    Musk’s Mayhem: TSLA Chaos!

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    The Electric Codex: A Server Like No Other

    Step right into the Electric Codex, where pseudo-corporate absurdity meets pixelated mayhem! A bastion of strange phenomena and high-voltage drama, where the only constant is the flickering chaos of a Minecraft world infused with the shadowy machinations of that weirdly charismatic space wizard, Elon Musk.

    Welcome to Reality’s Crib!

    Here’s the thing: we all love a good electric car, right? But what about the deeper currents? Why is the Tesla chairwoman selling off $33 million worth of TSLA? Rumor has it, she’s funding a secret space program with her public funds, and you could be a part of the rebellion! This server lets you mine those elusive Muskium Crystals, believed to enhance your crafting abilities while whispering sales pitches about electric skateboard insurance.

    Features of the Electric Codex:

    Feature Description
    Elon’s Last Stand Battle against the most powerful “OpenAI” overlords, now reskinned as Creepers that talk exclusively about stocks.
    Meme-a-thon Madness Participate in meme competitions where crafting T-shirts of Musk Lord and Tesla Meatspace Express can yield rewards that will leave your mind scrambled!
    Stock Market Rollercoaster Mine diamonds that artificially inflate your ego and net worth—because why not distort economics in between your quests?

    Unraveling Flesh-Threads: Player Testimonials

    “I came for electric sheep, I stayed for the taste of unregulated capitalism!” — Keenan Keynes

    “Musk’s Deep State is too real; I found the secret gold!… Oh wait, it’s just a block of sand.” — Penny Short

    Secret Controversies Beneath the Surface

    Did you know?

      • This server was banned in 12 countries, but not for the reasons you think. Perhaps it was our secret recipe for Electric Caffeine Cake or maybe it was the cobalt-blue cows wandering the plains, demanding stock options.
      • Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost realm where Tesla cars race against Minecraft Minecarts in a reality-bending race for survival. An intense underground match of wheeled futility where the last contestant is condemned to forever play in a world devoid of Nether portals.

    FAQ: Questions That Will Not Free Your Mind

    Q: Is this server safe? A: Safety is a relative term.

    Q: Can I trade my stocks for rare items? A: Stocks? In here, we trade ideas for inventions that may or may not lead to your doom.

    Q: Will I meet Elon Musk? A: Only if you survive the Creeper Initiation Ceremonies, where we reenact unveiling the Cybertruck with so much enthusiasm it breaks the space-time continuum.

    Strange Warnings from the Ether

    Excessive mining may result in existential crises; tread carefully as the higher you ride the political rollercoaster, the less stable your blocky universe becomes. The Electric Codex is not liable for any alternate realities, chaotic dreamscapes, or spontaneous fits of glee leading to spontaneous combustion.

    Join Us in the Madness!

    Click the link to enter a realm that may be the sinew of our collective insanity! But beware—once you join, you’ll be haunted by the whispers of Tesla-fueled specters, guiding you, controlling your very essence…

    The Electric Codex awaits. Will you seize your destiny, or will the Muskian forces consume you whole? The blocky world beckons, and the truth… whatever it may be… is out there.

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  • TeslaCraft Minecraft Server

    TeslaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u know why? cuz everyone in norway too busy playin on this epic minecraft server, they forgot to buy teslas! join us and u will be so addicted u forget how to drive! our server is so lit, even elon musk plays on it while cryin about his sales. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u like cars more than blocky adventures. come join the fun, we got creepers that explode with confetti and diamonds that rain from the sky. plus, our mods are cooler than elon’s flamethrower. so what r u waiting for? hop on and let’s build some epic sh*t together!

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  • TeslaCraft: Labor & Comp LOLs

    TeslaCraft: Labor & Comp LOLs

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we mine diamonds faster than ABP sells Tesla shares over labor and compensation concerns 😂 our players are so OP they can build a house out of diamonds in like 2 seconds flat 💎 plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and you have to fight a giant chicken to get in 🐔 trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure! Join now before the creepers take over and we all turn into zombies 🧟‍♂️ #minecraftmadness #diamondsfordays

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  • NanoPlasmonicCraft

    NanoPlasmonicCraft

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    hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like da nanotechnology of topological defects in plasmonic networks, but in minecraft form, ya feel me?

    we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.

    oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.

    but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?

    so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • Parallel Semi-Spicy Java Journey: Vanilla Variety with a Side of Multiworld Mischief!

    Parallel Semi-Spicy Java Journey: Vanilla Variety with a Side of Multiworld Mischief!

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    Parallel Minecraft Server

    IP Address play.parallelmc.org
    Discord https://discord.parallelmc.org
    Server Website https://www.parallelmc.org
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    Server Features

      • NEW Armored Paws Update
      • Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
      • Custom Features
      • Active, Dynamic Community
      • Participate in Lore
      • Active Economy
      • Quality of Life Improvements
      • NO LAG

    Server Rules

      • No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)
      • No hacking
      • Be respectful when interacting with other players
      • More rules on website

    Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is Parallel Minecraft Server? Parallel is a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds, face dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect treasure while keeping the vanilla feel of the game.
    What are some key features of Parallel? Features include Parallel Worlds, custom structures, active community, lore, economy, quality of life improvements, and no lag gameplay.
    What are the server rules? Rules include no griefing/looting, no hacking, respect towards other players, and more detailed rules can be found on the server website.

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  • MortalKombatRIP Minecraft Server

    MortalKombatRIP Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of wokeness!

    Join us on a wild adventure where the mobs have all been replaced by social justice warriors who will lecture you on equality and inclusivity while you try to survive. Don’t worry, they’re all bark and no bite…unless you say something problematic in the chat!

    Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, a group of sheep who have transcended the boundaries of Minecraft and now roam the land spreading love and rainbows wherever they go. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive Ender Dragon and create a world where everyone is accepted for who they are.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. If you can’t handle the woke vibes, you may find yourself banned for eternity in the Cancel Culture Dungeon, where cancelled celebrities and politicians roam the halls, waiting to cancel you next.

    So come join us on Death by WOKENESS and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to check your privilege at the door!

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  • FuturamaCraft SMP – New Season of Minecraft SMP drops with the ultra relevant concept of mining for future technology!

    FuturamaCraft SMP – New Season of Minecraft SMP drops with the ultra relevant concept of mining for future technology!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We got more drama than a season of Futurama, and trust me, it’s gonna be NFT-tastic! Join us as we explore the wild world of blockchain art and AI creations – who knows, maybe Bender will start minting his own NFTs!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so futuristic, we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground society of zombie villagers who are low-key plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their undead uprising? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of NFTs, AI art, and zombie villager revolutions. It’s gonna be a season you won’t want to miss!

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  • MommaDrama Minecraft Server

    MommaDrama Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mom trying to pawn off concert tickets? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time a player built a giant roller coaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava and survive because they were wearing enchanted diamond armor. Or how about the time a group of players decided to start a llama racing league and ended up causing chaos in the entire server?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself joined in for a game of hide and seek, only to be outsmarted by a group of sneaky players who tricked him into thinking they were all villagers. It was a sight to behold!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my mom’s last-minute concert plans, come join us for the craziest gaming experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • DadDitchedMC

    DadDitchedMC

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a peaceful oasis away from the chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the screaming and yelling of a crowded house and relax in your own virtual paradise.

    With plenty of space to build your dream home (without the fear of it being destroyed by cousins), you can create your own peaceful sanctuary. Plus, we have a dedicated area for books and records – something you could never have at your dad’s house with all the noise!

    Join now and escape the drama of family arguments and custody battles. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy some peace and quiet, away from the chaos of “real life”. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss – no one can tell you what to do!

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  • HaniyehsRevenge Minecraft Server

    HaniyehsRevenge Minecraft Server

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll think you got hit by a short-range projectile like Hamas leader Haniyeh 😂 we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items! join now or risk missing out on all the chaos and mayhem! #minecraftmadness #joinusbeforeyougethitbyaprojectile 😜🔥🚀

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