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  • Flaming Tesla Plug & Play

    Flaming Tesla Plug & Play

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    Welcome to the Chaotic Tesla-verse: A Blocky Conspiracy

    Step into a realm where the rules of reality warp like melted redstone! Here, we’re not just playing Minecraft; we’re rewriting the codes of existence while fending off apocalyptic visions of electric vehicles gone rogue!

    ⚡️ The Ignition of Anarchy

    Whispers tell of charging stations ablaze, each flame a protest, each ember a strike against the iron fist of Musk. Where do these infernos lead? Perhaps to a hidden dimension or into the heart of a Siegfried & Roy-themed lava pit! Join us as we harness the raw power of pixels and pixelated turmoil—together we shall unearth secrets only the power lines know.

    🚀 Features of Fractured Reality

    Feature Description
    Flaming Blockades Navigate through custom “Musk-o-Lava” traps! Feel the burn of your electric aspirations!
    Electro-Wizards Summon E-Man, a spectral figure who cycles between blessing you with infinite Lightning and cursing you into an endless loop of crafting sticks.
    Tesla Escape Rooms Solve puzzles or risk eternal banishment to the Land of Off-Grid Survival—forever embraced by the whispers of uncharged villagers.
    Power Struggle Arena Join the epic battles where players fight over charging stations, but beware: a swift intervention from the Phantom of Consumerism might just flip the power dynamic!

    🔍 Testimonies from the Cultured and Confused

    “I joined after reading that Elon’s spirit tried to haunt this server. I’ve never seen so much chaos amid pixelated landscapes! 10/10 would recommend existential dread!” — ConfusedCraftGuy247

    “I thought I was mining diamonds, but I found a shrine dedicated to eco-terrorism instead! What was in that potion…?” — EthanBrokeReality

    ❓ FAQ (The Answers are As Clear as Mud)

      • Q: Is it true that this server was banned in 12 countries? A: Absolutely! But you won’t find a single shred of evidence to back that up… just like the government, apparently.

      • Q: Can we put out the fires? A: What fires? Are you talking about your dreams? Because as soon as they ignite, there’s no going back.

      • Q: Is Musk actually a character in this world? A: Only in the shadowy corners created by your nightmares—and maybe somewhere near the nether portals.

    🎩 The Unraveling Conspiracy

    Legend has it that if enough players gather at the local Tesla shrine, the cryptic "Batteries Not Included" ritual is invoked! This chaos is said to rewrite the fabric of the server, altering landscapes and rearranging biomes. Can you handle the truth hidden within the unglitched blocks?

    🔮 Hidden Dangers Await

    Each time you log in, you’ll be drawn deeper into the conspiracy—a cacophony of pixels pushing you toward their endgame: infinite power, bizarre constructs, and the realization that maybe, just maybe, the charging stations were the friends we made along the way.

    💀 Call to the Curious

    Dare to join this adventure? Step into the fire with both feet and feel the electric pulse of a world unraveling! The order you once knew? It’s a thing of the past, just like your charcoal supply.

    Here, in the chaos of the Minecraft Tesla-verse, find your truth twisted into a twisted irony. But be warned: once plugged in, you may never unplug! Join if you’re ready to disconnect from reality.

    Are you ready to ignite the mayhem? Join TeslaCraft: The Inferno—where every block could lead to salvation or insanity!

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  • Crafted Tesla: Voltage Drop!

    Crafted Tesla: Voltage Drop!

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    Welcome to TeslaTronCraft: The Electric Apocalypse Awaits! ⚡️

    Step right up, brave soul! Are you ready to catapult into the twisted, pixelated landscape where electric dreams meet obsolescence? Rumor has it, the very essence of innovation is rotting in this blocky realm as Model 3 sales plummeted 81 percent in Australia. The cars are gone, but the chaos remains!

    What does that mean for you? A server brandishing a logo reminiscent of a lightning bolt wrapped in conspiracy thrives here. Factions rise and fall like ancient civilizations, and whisperers of misinformation gather around pixelated campfires!

    Features of this Electric Wonderland

    Feature Description
    Model 3 Graveyard Descend into the depths of the world’s most unwanted cars, a dazzling addiction of blocky shapes and rusted pixels—collect the artifacts of hopeless innovation!
    Power Cell Conspiracy Unravel the myths surrounding the collapse — were the electric cells really sabotaged by an underground cabal of mining Zombies? Or just a market shift?
    Overdrive Mode Need a boost? Tap into a realm where time warps and speeds up as you channel your inner Tesla—just don’t forget to build a shield against morphing block demons!
    Decoding the Code Participate in secret gatherings as players decode cryptic messages surrounding the so-called “Electric Uprising”—trust no one, not even your virtual cat!

    Testimonials from Unreliable Sources

    "I told my Model 3 to ‘go home,’ and it just vanished. It’s a digital rapture!" – ElectricEuphoria82

    "Who needs a working car when you can craft a Blockswagen that’ll leave everyone wondering?" — SkepticalSteve932

    "I’ve never felt so alive while my car sits abandoned in my driveway. Total freedom, y’know?" – NihilistNerd77

    Warnings from Beyond the Void

      • Danger Zone Ahead: Joining TeslaTronCraft may result in irrevocable changes to your perception of reality and time. Side effects include spontaneous laughter and inexplicable urges to craft elaborate structures using only redstone and griefing.

      • The Model 3 Cult: Beware of the followers of the "Chrome and Data" cult, who insist that rallying around broken electric dreams is the path to spiritual awakening. They may or may not have constructed a shrine in which the carcass of a Model 3 serves as an altar.

    Secret Features Revealed… Or Not

      • Is there an undisclosed biome where electric sheep roam with luminous wool? Yes, but it might just be a hallucination from too much exposure to blocky nonsense.

      • A hidden dimension where all Australian Model 3s go… Just kidding, they’re more lost than you are!

    FAQ (Fascinatingly Nonsensical Questions)

    Q: Why would I want to join TeslaTronCraft? A: Because not joining might result in your avatar being absorbed into the great void of forgotten pixels. Or worse, a life without electric sheep!

    Q: Are there challenges here? A: Only if you define your existence as a challenge—good luck with that!

    Q: Can I trade my ores for a Model 3? A: Maybe, but first you’ll need to verify that you aren’t a hologram.

    A Call to the Brave or the Foolhardy

    Join us now on TeslaTronCraft! This is not just a server; it’s a roadmap to the uncanny valley of despair and electric ambition. Are you ready to face the absurdity that lies within? Claim your blocky destiny, or watch as others drive their fate into the shadows—what’s your choice, brave one?

    This server was banned in 12 countries. We just won’t tell you why. 🌌

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  • TeslaCraft Minecraft Server

    TeslaCraft Minecraft Server

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    haha u know why? cuz everyone in norway too busy playin on this epic minecraft server, they forgot to buy teslas! join us and u will be so addicted u forget how to drive! our server is so lit, even elon musk plays on it while cryin about his sales. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u like cars more than blocky adventures. come join the fun, we got creepers that explode with confetti and diamonds that rain from the sky. plus, our mods are cooler than elon’s flamethrower. so what r u waiting for? hop on and let’s build some epic sh*t together!

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  • TeslaCraft: Shockingly Good Fun!

    TeslaCraft: Shockingly Good Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where every block is made of pure energy, just like a Tesla! Join our server and experience the thrill of driving a virtual Tesla through pixelated landscapes, zapping creepers with your electric powers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Tesla owners who use their vehicles to power the entire server. Want to join their ranks and become a master of electricity? Then hop on board and show us what you’ve got!

    So to all you Tesla owners out there, don’t just sit back and watch your car salute you – join our server and show the world what a true electric warrior looks like!

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  • TeslaCraft Server

    TeslaCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s, like, a whole new world, dude.

    if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on a dragon and battle evil witches with diamond swords. plus, there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere that’s filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. it’s, like, totally rad, bro.

    oh, and did i mention that elon musk himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always building rocket ships and flying to different dimensions. you’ll never know what kind of crazy stuff he’s up to next.

    so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft adventure. it’s gonna be a blast, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • MinedHype: Where griefers go to become professional shoppers and bedrock builders!

    MinedHype: Where griefers go to become professional shoppers and bedrock builders!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
    Server Hosted by PUBCS.com
    Java Version 1.21 – 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.3

    FAQ

    Q: How long has the server been around?

    A: The server has been around for over 5 years since starting the world in Minecraft 1.14.

    Q: How many unique players have joined the server?

    A: Over 16,200+ unique players have joined the server.

    Q: Are there any rules or restrictions on the server?

    A: The server is mostly vanilla with grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, and no economy plugin. Grief is allowed if the area is not claimed.

    Q: Is there a world border or spawn point?

    A: There is no set world border or spawn point. Players are spread out randomly across the world.

    Q: How can I teleport to a shopping district?

    A: Type /tpshop to teleport to the public shopping district area.

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  • CraftyPersonaMC Server

    CraftyPersonaMC Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb dot com! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends, playing pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for glory and bragging rights. Just watch out for the lava traps and TNT cannons – things can get explosive real quick.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event planned where you can ride a dragon through the Nether while blasting “Eye of the Ender” on jukeboxes. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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  • GoldeneyeGamer Minecraft SMP

    GoldeneyeGamer Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old mouse and keyboard gameplay? Looking for a real challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for the ultimate controller-based FPS experience in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about those easy-peasy mouse and keyboard controls, it’s time to step up your game with a controller.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t worry, though, he’s just looking for some friends to play with.

    So come on down and join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • Animal4aDay Minecraft SMP

    Animal4aDay Minecraft SMP

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    If you join our Minecraft SMP, you can be any animal you want for a day! Want to be a flying pig? Done. How about a unicorn with laser eyes? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let your inner animal run wild! Who knows, you might even discover a secret potion that turns you into a shape-shifting werewolf. Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest animal fantasies in our crazy SMP!

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  • CraftyCash: Spend Wisely!

    CraftyCash: Spend Wisely!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! They may spit at you from time to time, but they sure know how to build an epic castle.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers who have killer dance moves.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have bling-bling chickens?

    4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers. Fly like a bat, swim like a dolphin, and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Rutile: Where PvP stands for Polite Villagers playing minigames

    Rutile: Where PvP stands for Polite Villagers playing minigames

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    Rutile Minecraft Server

    Rutile ⭐ Minecraft Server

    What We Offer
    Content Worthy Events
    Fun and Consecutive Events
    Awesome Community

    Dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us today on Discord.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join the server, please follow the instructions provided in our Discord server.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are outlined in our community guidelines in Discord.

    Q: Can I record content on the server?

    A: Absolutely! We encourage players to record their gameplay and create content for our community.

    Q: How often are events held on the server?

    A: Events are held regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained. Check our Discord announcements for upcoming event schedules.

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  • Kamala’s Redstone Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Redstone Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to Communist Kamala, where the only currency is potatoes and the only rule is to share your diamonds with your fellow comrades! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society where everyone is equal… except for the chickens, they’re definitely more equal than others.

    Our server is home to the legendary Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited baked potatoes and engage in intense potato-themed PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you sacrifice a stack of potatoes at the altar of Kamala, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in finding rare ores.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Potato Bandit, a rogue player who steals potatoes from unsuspecting victims in the dead of night. Will you be able to catch them and bring them to justice, or will you fall victim to their potato plundering ways?

    Join Communist Kamala today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning the true meaning of potatoes. Remember, in Communist Kamala, we all share the same potato-filled dreams!

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  • PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP

    PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the cost of everything goes up faster than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of paying outrageous prices for fertilizer, livestock feed, and food just because… why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the reason for these skyrocketing costs is because the evil Ender Dragon has been hoarding all the resources for herself. Will you be the hero to defeat her and bring balance back to our economy? Or will you just sit back and watch as chaos reigns supreme?

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the simplest things come with a hefty price tag. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

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  • BlockyBFFBreakup

    BlockyBFFBreakup

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash your inner drama llama as we recreate all the juicy gossip and scandals of high school friendships gone wrong.

    Our server is like a virtual soap opera where you can relive all the drama of your past friendships. Did your ex best friend steal your diamonds and betray you? Well, now is your chance to get revenge in the most epic way possible – by building a giant statue of them out of TNT and blowing it up!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Build a replica of your ex best friend’s house and watch as they try to sabotage it with lava and creepers. It’s a battle of wits and creativity that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the drama unfold! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new best friends along the way (just don’t steal their diamonds).

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  • 🏕️ THE CLUB SMP: Where we pretend we know what Fabric is, but we’re really just here for the cake 🍰

    🏕️ THE CLUB SMP: Where we pretend we know what Fabric is, but we’re really just here for the cake 🍰

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    Club SMP Minecraft Server

    About Us

    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    Hardware & Setup

    We boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity.

    Server Specs:

    Platform Fabric 1.21
    Location San Jose, California, United States
    CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks

    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack.

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

      • Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
      • Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
      • ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
      • Mobs & Players Drop Heads
      • Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
      • Accelerated Leaf Decay
      • Minecarts now run 4x faster
      • Online Webmap

    Application

    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates.

      • Join our Discord Server here!
      • Read through our server guide + rules
      • Submit an application via our application link
      • Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
      • Short Interview
      • Application Decision and Whitelist

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