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  • MuskCraft: RevokedCitizenship!

    MuskCraft: RevokedCitizenship!
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got more craziness than 230,000 Canadians calling for Musk’s citizenship to be revoked. like, what even is that, right? but, like, who cares about that when you could be joining our server and having the time of your life.

    we got so much epicness going on, you won’t even believe it. like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. and if you can find it, you get to keep all the loot. how cool is that?

    plus, we have this insane parkour course that will make you question your sanity. seriously, it’s like jumping through a rainbow made of lava and diamonds. only the most skilled players can conquer it, so are you up for the challenge?

    oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and zombies? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. just make sure you bring some extra armor and a bunch of carrots to keep them happy.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • ElonMuskHaterzCraft

    ElonMuskHaterzCraft
    so, like, you know how Australians are all like “oi mate, let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie”? well, turns out they ain’t too keen on ol’ musky boy, elon musk. like, they straight up dislike him, mate. but hey, who needs elon musk when you can join our epic minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even billionaires who wanna colonize mars. come join us for some sick builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more welcoming than a kangaroo hopping into your backyard for a bbq. crikey, mate, you won’t wanna miss out on this one!

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  • ElonMuskHaterzCraft

    ElonMuskHaterzCraft
    so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you wanna escape the drama of hating on Elon Musk, come join us in this epic Minecraft world where you can build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens.

    we got a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, and our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about that dude Elon Musk and his fancy cars.

    so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this wacky and wild Minecraft server!

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  • Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

    Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft
    lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

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  • TeslaCraft Server

    TeslaCraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s, like, a whole new world, dude.

    if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on a dragon and battle evil witches with diamond swords. plus, there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere that’s filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. it’s, like, totally rad, bro.

    oh, and did i mention that elon musk himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always building rocket ships and flying to different dimensions. you’ll never know what kind of crazy stuff he’s up to next.

    so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft adventure. it’s gonna be a blast, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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