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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8790 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 309 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s, like, a whole new world, dude.
if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on a dragon and battle evil witches with diamond swords. plus, there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere that’s filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. it’s, like, totally rad, bro.
oh, and did i mention that elon musk himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always building rocket ships and flying to different dimensions. you’ll never know what kind of crazy stuff he’s up to next.
so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft adventure. it’s gonna be a blast, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.
