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LabourCraft Minecraft Server

14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!

KremlinCraftVPN-Ban

Apple, appstore, Censorship, censorship laws, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital censorship, digital rights, government control, Internet freedom, Kremlin, KremlinCraftVPNBan, online censorship, online privacy, online security, PRESSURE, privacy, Russian, tech industry, Technology, VPNS

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!

FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Towns Built:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ores Mined:	3212

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

WirelessDreamsMC

data analysis, gold-standard method, healthcare innovation, important information, improved results, Medical research, medical technology, non-invasive, patient care, patient-friendly, redesigned process, researchers, sleep disorders, sleep monitoring, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep studies, technology advancement, wire-free, WirelessDreamsMC

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ores Mined:	1630	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we redesign everything like sleep studies but without all da wires yo! we got results dat are GOLD STANDARD, just like dat time i found a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic fun, cuz dis server is where dreams come true (unless ur dream is to never get blown up by a creeper, cuz dat’s just impossible). #minecraftmadness #wirelessredstone #diamondsareforever

VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer

animal ethics, animal rights, animal welfare, cat behavior, cat health, cat preferences, ethical eating, ethical pet food, feline diet, meat alternatives, meat-free diet, meat-free pet food, pet dietary needs, pet health concerns, pet nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based pet food, vegan cat food, vegan options, VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer, vegetarian cat food

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4054	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as your vegan cat? Look no further! Our server is so wacky, even your cat will be scratching its head in confusion. Join us for a wild ride where vegan cat food is the norm and meat is considered a crime against feline-kind. Who knows, maybe your cat will finally find a server where it fits in…or not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

addition, Additions, Agreement, blocktopia, Community, COMPLETE, completion, consensus, cover, decision, discussion, FINAL, Future, gen 0, generation, group, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, NEW MEMBER, opinion, Server, speculation, Unity

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	7166
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with no new updates or additions? Well, look no further because our server is constantly adding new members to gen 0 like it’s going out of style! We’ve got more new faces than a plastic surgeon’s waiting room! Join us for a wild ride of surprises and never-ending excitement! Who knows, maybe next week we’ll add a talking llama as a new member, because why not? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

StealMyStuff Minecraft Server

birthday gift, clothes, collection, confession, Confrontation, customized locket, Demand, Fault, Girlfriend, instagram, jewelry, makeup, makeup package, Minecraft, overreacting, screaming, Server, sibling conflict, stealing, StealMyStuff, Stepbrother, stepfamily, Yelling

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	371867
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of your stepbrother and his sneaky girlfriend stealing your stuff? Join our Minecraft server where you can build a fortress to protect all your precious loot! No more worrying about your stepbrother swiping your makeup or jewelry, you can keep it all safe in your virtual world.

On our server, you can even create traps to catch any thieves trying to steal from you. Build a maze of booby traps to outsmart your stepbrother and his girlfriend, and teach them a lesson they won’t forget!

Join now and show them who’s boss in the ultimate battle for your belongings. Don’t let anyone mess with your stuff, take control in the most epic way possible on our Minecraft server!

MILvsKids: The Ultimate Showdown

children, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, cultural norms, decorating, emotional impact, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, generational differences, gift card, grandchildren, in-laws, MILvsKids, parenting, showdown, social etiquette, traditional values, Ultimate

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family cookie decorating competition? Look no further! Join our server where the stakes are high and the cookies are even higher!

We promise outrageous competitions where grown adults may end up winning over children, just like in that cookie decorating showdown. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure the kids get their fair share of the prize in the end (maybe).

Join us for a server filled with family drama, cookie decorating controversies, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

accomplishment, blockbusters, goal achieved, hard work pays off, life milestone, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal achievement, personal growth, proud accomplishment, proud achievement, proud experience, proud life milestone, proud memory, proud moment, proud moment in life, proud of myself, proud personal achievement, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9897
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Items Found:	5308	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4243
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Have you ever built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano while riding a pig? No? Well, you can do that on our Minecraft server! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft daredevil. Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can conquer virtual challenges like taming a dragon with a diamond sword while wearing a tutu made of creeper skins? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MineLifeGoals

balance, Contentment, definition, fulfillment, goals, good life, Happiness, health, joy, MineLifeGoals, Peace, prosperity, purpose, quality of life, relationships, satisfaction, spirituality, success, VALUES, wealth, well-being

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1222	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is here to redefine what it means to live your best blocky life!

Join our server and experience a life filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Who needs a good life when you can have an EPIC life on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. That’s right, forget about defining a good life – on our server, you’ll be too busy living your BEST life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a good life when you can have a totally bonkers one instead?