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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1722 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
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