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Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

comfy story, coping, Eat, Goyim, Jews, jidf, kikes, Minecraft, POL, retards, Safety, Server, Terrorism, Terrorize, Truth

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2550	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

NoBroInLawNoStayGF

Affair, Birthday Party, brother-in-law, Divorce, family, file for divorce, Filed, Girlfriend, Hotel, husband, Intentions, Kids, NoBroInLawNoStayGF, not welcome, separation, stay elsewhere, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, Waiting, Wife

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1167
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your brother-in-law’s affair? Look no further! Join our server for some drama-filled fun that will make you forget all about Charles and his shenanigans.

We don’t just build houses, we build relationships – just like Charles and his mistress Brianna! Explore our server and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop, just like when Charles dropped the bomb about his affair.

And don’t worry about staying with us, we don’t allow cheaters here! Just like how we kicked Charles and his girlfriend out of our server, we’ll kick out anyone who tries to cheat their way to the top.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s juicier than Charles’ love triangle. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

cellversemc

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Dragons Tamed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

cellversemc is a one of a kind minecraft prisons server, we offer a unique experience never seen before, we are a team of dedicated minecraft players aiming to make a minecraft server that we enjoy playing.

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CloneCraft Minecraft Server

bioengineering, bioethics, clone armies, CloneCraft, Cloning, cloning debate, controversial technology, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, future technology, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, human cloning, iyc, mass cloning, Minecraft, moral implications, Science, science fiction, Server, societal impact, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just the same old, same old? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where clone armies roam the land, battling it out in epic wars for dominance. Join our server and become the ultimate clone commander, leading your army to victory with your strategic skills and cunning tactics.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground lab where you can create your own clones to join your army. Want a clone that can shoot lasers from its eyes? No problem! How about a clone that can fly and breathe fire? We’ve got you covered! The possibilities are endless on our crazy, chaotic server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead your clone army to victory and become the ultimate ruler of the land. Or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun blowing stuff up with your laser-eyed clones. Either way, it’s sure to be a wild ride!

BuddyTheLuckyMiner – Minecraft SMP

Blessed, blessed man, buddy, BuddyTheLuckyMiner, Fortunate, fortunate guy, fortunate individual, fortunate man, fortunate person, good fortune, Grateful, grateful man, Lucky, lucky charm, lucky fellow, lucky guy, lucky individual, lucky man, man, Minecraft, smp, thankful, thankful man

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mines Excavated:	3438
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimension Hops:	9

Buddy is a lucky man because he stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rainstorms, creeper dance parties, and secret underground llama societies. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (but we told him nah, we don’t need that drama). So come on, join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to single player mode).

KalinCraft: No War, Just Blocks

Baltic Sea, Baltic states, blocks, border tensions, defense policy, demilitarization, eastern europe, european union, geopolitical situation., international relations, KalinCraft, kaliningrad, Kursk region, Lithuanian Defense Minister, military conflict, military maneuvers, military presence, military strategy, nato, regional stability, russian federation, security concerns, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3667	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the demilitarization of Kaliningrad but with a twist! instead of fighting in the Kursk region, we battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and crazy challenges!

imagine defending your territory against a horde of creepers while the Russian Federation tries to take over your land! it’s like a real-life war zone, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited respawns!

our server is the perfect place for adrenaline junkies who love a good challenge and want to test their skills in a unique and exciting way. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the most epic battle of your minecraft life!

MoonClockSyncCraft

celestial bodies, clock rates, Clocks, Earth, estimate, gravitational effects, Lunar exploration, Moon, MoonClockSyncCraft, relativistic framework, research, scientists, Space missions, space technology, synchronization, synchronization methods, synchronization techniques, time accuracy, time measurement, time synchronization, timekeeping

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the clocks on the earth and the moon are totally in sync. like, how crazy is that? you can be mining diamonds on the moon and it’s the same time as on earth. it’s like time travel, but without the time travel.

join this server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life. build a house on the moon and watch the sunrise at the same time as your friend on earth. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and endermen.

come join us for a relativistic framework to estimate clock rates on the moon. it’s like einstein meets steve from minecraft. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure.

Rosemi’s 10-Hour Minecraft Server

10hour, anticipation, Community, Content Creator, Dedicated, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, Live Stream, Live streaming, long hours, Minecraft, missing, ONLINE, online presence, Rosemi, Rosemis, Server, social media, Stream, Streamer, twitch, video games, Waiting

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of waiting for Rosemi’s next stream? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and you’ll never have to miss Rosemi again because she’s actually our resident DJ, blasting sick beats while you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare “Rosemi Rose” flower in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

FemkekCraft SMP: The Cuckitini Chronicles

athletes, Athletics, Chronicles, Competition, controversy, Cuckitini, disagreement, Femkek Cuckitini, FemkekCraft, mixed relay, opinion, regulations, relay baton, relay event, relay exchange, Relay Race, relay team, rules, smp, sports, sprinting, Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone, team event, track and field

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a chance encounter with a diamond-encrusted llama!

We once had Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone try to join our server, but she couldn’t handle the intensity of our PvP battles and had to retreat to her peaceful single-player world. And don’t even get us started on the time we tried to organize a mixed relay race in Minecraft – let’s just say things got a little chaotic when someone accidentally summoned a horde of creepers onto the track.

So, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity, come join our Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules (except for no griefing, of course). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

ToxicDatingCraft

breadcrumbing, dating culture, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, hookup culture, Infidelity, lack of commitment, lack of communication, love bombing, modern dating, objectification, Superficiality, toxic femininity, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, ToxicDatingCraft, toxicity in relationships, unhealthy expectations

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up on a date with someone who thinks pineapple belongs on pizza? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our server is the perfect escape from the toxic world of modern dating!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates or ghosting again. Instead, you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building epic structures with your new Minecraft buddies. Who needs love when you have a Creeper to keep you company, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #69, rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine the possibilities – you could have a Minecraft wedding in no time!

So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be building your dream world on our server? Join us today and say goodbye to toxic dating culture forever!

MissileMayhemCraft

ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, nuclear weapons, Politics, response, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

lol ok so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u can like, build ur own missile and send it to russia but then the US gets all mad and is like “oh no u didn’t” and threatens to blow u up but like, it’s all in minecraft so it’s all good and u can just respawn and do it all over again. join now for some explosive fun! #minecraftmadness #missilemayhem