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HamasCraft Minecraft Server

BBC, BIAS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Director, documentary, film, freedom of speech, Hamas, HamasCraft, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Nova massacre, Political, Propaganda, Reporting, Server, terrorists

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8587	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

TerrorCraft: Hostage Havoc

Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Eliminated, eliminated terrorists, Havoc, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage rescue mission, hostage situation, hostages, hostages rescued, idf, IDF reports, Israel Defense Forces, military operation, Reports, Slain, slain hostages, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, terrorist threat, terrorists

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	229	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

so like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got rid of all those pesky terrorists holding hostages! like, we straight up went in there and saved the day, now we’re just chillin and building epic stuff in Minecraft. come join us and be a hero too, or just have a laugh with us as we tell crazy stories about our epic rescue mission. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. come join the fun!

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

airstrike, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, foreign policy, HezboCraft, hezbollah, iaf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, national security, precision strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, strikes, takedown, Targets, terrorists

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchantments Applied:	56

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Legacy Destroyer Minecraft SMP

Black heritage, border, Comrade Kamala Harris, Criminals., destroyer, favorite president, Hispanic heritage, History, illegal migrants, Jobs, kamala harris, Legacy, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, nation, November 5th, patriots, register, replaceable jobs, RIGHTS, smp, terrorists, Vote, wide open

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Votes:	7093
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of illegal migrants taking your Minecraft jobs away? Join our server and help us build a wall to keep them out! We need all the help we can get to protect our precious virtual resources from those pesky migrants. Kamala Harris won’t stand a chance against our epic building skills. Make Minecraft Great Again and vote for me, your all-time favorite president in our upcoming election on November 5th. Let’s show those terrorists and criminals who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels! Join now and let’s make our server great again! #BuildThatWall #MinecraftPatriots #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

TerroristTakedownCraft

compensation, Conflict Resolution, court ruling, families, financial compensation, international law, iraq, judgment, Justice, lawsuit, legal battle, legal victory, MIDDLE EAST, Military Families, Syria, Terrorism, terrorists, TerroristTakedownCraft, US soldiers, War Crimes, wrongful death

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Divine Spears Created:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Void Gems Collected:	38
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like winning $364 million judgment against syria? well, guess what, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

join us and you’ll feel like a soldier taking down terrorists in iraq, except instead of guns, you’ll be armed with a diamond sword and a creeper army at your side. we promise you’ll have more fun than a llama at a disco party.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! #minecraftforlife #creeperarmy #llamasindiscos

BlockWars Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Armed Forces, blockwars, civilian areas, combat operations, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organizations, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Islamic Jihad, Israeli Air Force, Middle East conflict, militant groups, military operation, Minecraft, national security, Palestinian militants, Server, targeted killings, terrorists

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Votes:	5221	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the Israeli Air Force taking out Islamic Jihad commanders and Hamas terrorists hiding in civilian areas. It’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. Join us for the most intense PvP action you’ll ever experience in your blocky life. Plus, we have the dankest memes and the most lit community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s blow up some virtual bad guys together!

RafahRaidersMC

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Destruction, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Operation, Rafah, RafahRaidersMC, RETALIATION, rocket launchers, SECURITY, terrorists, violence

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

omg guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s like a war zone but with blocks!!! we got IDF killing 20 Hamas terrorists in Rafah and destroying rocket launchers aimed at Israel!!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!!! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this crazy battle!!! build your own army and fight for control of the server!!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!!

TerrorCraft: Land of the Brave – Minecraft server

America, anger, BIAS, brave, Conflict, controversy, Division, extremism, Government, hate, Land, Minecraft, patriotism, Politics, Propaganda, rule, Server, society, SUCKS, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, terrorists, united states, violence, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Votes:	4649
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7542	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where America reigns supreme? Do you want to join a server where terrorists are the true rulers? Look no further, because on our server, America sucks and terrorists rule!

Join us for epic battles where you can blow up iconic American landmarks and declare victory for the forces of chaos and destruction. Build your own secret terrorist lair and plot your next diabolical scheme to take down the oppressive American regime.

But beware, the FBI may be watching, so make sure to cover your tracks and keep your plans top secret. Join us now and let’s show America who really rules the Minecraft world!

HeckinHezbollahHunters

airstrikes, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, Destruction, HeckinHezbollahHunters, hezbollah, idf, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, national security, precision strike, regional tensions, rocket launcher, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, targeted attack, terrorists

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up rocket launchers and fight hezbollah terrorists in southern lebanon!!! it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and less hunger!!! build your own base and defend it against the bad guys, or join forces with other players to take down the enemy!!! trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the minecraft universe!!! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!!!

TerroristTerminated Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, combatants, Conflict, defense forces, enemy forces, extremism, idf, Insurgency, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Operation, SECURITY, senior officer, Server, terrorists, TerroristTerminated, violence, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	181	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

OMG, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where u can be a total boss and take down like 500 zombies in North?! Like, this senior officer dude is legit slaying it and u can join in on the fun! We got epic battles, insane weapons, and like, so much loot u won’t know what to do with it all. Come join the madness and show those zombies who’s boss! Let’s goooooo!

VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

Bizarre adventures, bizarre travel anecdotes, eccentric vacation behavior, Minecraft, odd holiday adventures, odd travel moments, offbeat travel tales, outlandish holiday stories, outlandish vacation experiences, peculiar holiday activities, peculiar vacation memories, quirky escapades, quirky holiday traditions, smp, strange experiences, strange vacation rituals, unconventional tourism, unique travel experiences, unusual activities, unusual travel habits, VacayWeirdo, weird vacation, weird vacation stories

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first sexual partner, growth, Honesty, Intimacy, learning, Memories, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

CraftyPolishTrades

Competition, CraftyPolishTrades, eastern europe, economic development, economic ranking, Economic shift, Economy, emerging markets, european union, export value, Exports, global trade, growth, international trade, market, market share, Poland, russia, Trade, trade statistics, Value

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Votes:	3780
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

cognitive abilities, DISCRIMINATE, Faster, human biology, Human sense of smell, intervals, neuroscience, olfaction, olfactory system, order of smells, participants, Perception, previously thought, research, scientific study, sensory perception, sensory processing, shorter, smell sensitivity, SmellOVision, Speedrun, study

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

SYSarchy

alliances, Economy, Faction, faction grow, faction-based, Factions, frowned upon, good reason, Loyal, Minecraft, neutral, Problems, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, smp, starting wars, SYSarchy, twists, Wars, WIP, world economy

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	926
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

SYSarchy.mc.gg

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

Active & Supportive Staff, Bliss, Chaos, collide, Discord, Fair Rules, Hilarity, Inclusive Community, Java Edition Only, Launches This Friday, LifeSteal, no land claiming, no pay to win, Organized Discord Channels, PvP, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, server ip, smp, Teams, Thriving Economy, Veil, Veil SMP, Version

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Code, Cryptic, Curious, Diamond, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, Intriguing, Message, message in a bottle, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, number 925936470, puzzling, Riddle, secret, smp, society, unidentified, unknown, wow

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!