| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6053 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 54 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 7634 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 760462 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7224 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.
Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.
But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.
So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6830 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!
So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4133 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.
So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3270 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Emeralds Found: | 9757 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3659 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).
So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4317 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 372 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1831 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 249 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7266 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 2704 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6050 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.
So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4119 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5791 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.
So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4464 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5520 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
