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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we fight off terrorists like ISIS! China is all like “we gonna combat terrorism” after a citizen got killed by those baddies. But don’t worry, we got your back on this server. Join us and help us take down the virtual terrorists while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, just like China’s commitment to fighting terrorism. Let’s do this! -
DownUnderCraft
Oi mate, forget about all that seriousness, come join our Minecraft server instead! The only thing “probable” here is the chance of you having a blast! We’ve got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbows. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant cuddly teddy bear. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the Australian government raises the cuteness threat level to ‘extreme’! -
ShoulderCraft: Left vs Right vs Good vs Bad
join this epic minecraft server where your left and right shoulder will battle it out for supremacy! will your good shoulder prevail or will your bad shoulder reign supreme? only one way to find out, join now and witness the ultimate showdown in the world of minecraft! plus, rumor has it that the legendary shoulder armor can only be found on this server, so get ready to gear up and dominate the competition. come on, what are you waiting for? your shoulders are calling for you to join the fun! -
MaxiCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the glory days of ancient Rome…but with a twist! Join us and become the ultimate Emperor, ruling over your own empire with luxurious bloodthirsty power.Imagine a world where you can plot against your enemies, build magnificent coliseums for epic battles, and even cuck your own son for ultimate power. Only on our server can you experience the true madness of being a Roman Emperor.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you are the one true Maximus, destined to bring chaos and glory to the Empire. Just remember, Rome should be a Republic again…but only after you’ve had your fill of power and conquest.
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SleepyCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this boyfriend did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and never misses a beat. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community that will never leave you hanging like a missed car appointment. Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t even need to set an alarm to log on – we’ll make sure you never oversleep again! So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course. See you there! -
BlockBanned: No More Mom’s Basement!
Looking for a Minecraft server where toxic behavior is not tolerated? Look no further! Our server is so wholesome, even Karen would approve.Join us and leave behind the days of shouting obscenities at strangers online. Our community is all about spreading positivity and building each other up, literally in the world of Minecraft.
We don’t care if you’re a man, woman, or even a creeper – everyone is welcome here. And if you start spewing sexist nonsense, well, let’s just say your virtual house might mysteriously disappear overnight.
So come on over and join us for a fun and respectful gaming experience. And hey, if you need a break from the kitchen or bedroom, we’ve got plenty of adventures waiting for you in the virtual world. See you there!
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GazaCeaseFire2021
Biden administration, Middle East peace, diplomatic efforts., Conflict Resolution, international diplomacycome join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential debate! u.s. president joe biden himself couldn’t even seal a gaza cease-fire deal, but we promise our pvp battles are even more intense than that! with global support (well, maybe not from israel or hamas), you know this server is the real deal. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in politics! -
CovidCraft Server: Best Clips
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than the chaos of covid? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about those interstate border closures and dead bodies in the streets. Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of lockdowns, masks, and vaccine mandates.We’ve got players sharing their best clips and videos of the insanity of covid, from toilet paper hoarding to Zoom meeting fails. Share your personal anecdotes of how people treated you during the pandemic – whether it’s your neighbor stealing your last roll of TP or your boss forgetting to unmute themselves on a conference call.
Don’t let Google hide all the crazy stuff that happened during covid – join our server and let’s laugh our way through the madness together! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft?