join our epic minecraft server where we eliminate terrorists like the IDF! we take down bad guys while building epic structures and battling creepers! become a hero like the IDF and protect our virtual world from evil! join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!
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GuardianGriefersKiller
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RafahHostageMCServer
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground tunnel that goes 65 feet deep, just like in dat Rafah place. But don’t worry, no hostages gettin’ executed here, just some epic builds and crazy adventures!We got mobs that do the cha-cha slide, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.
So come on down to our server, where the only thing gettin’ executed is your boredom! Join now and let the madness begin!
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BlockyBanterCraft
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that drop diamonds and creepers that explode in rainbows! Plus, our dungeons are filled with treasure and secret passages that lead to a land of infinite cake!But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is like, a battleground of epic proportions where you can battle other players with enchanted weapons and ride on flying pigs! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like parkour races on top of giant floating tacos!
So come on, join us on this wild ride of adventure and madness, where even the slain Gaza hostages have respawned as super-powered warriors ready to take on any challenge! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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RafahRumbleCraft
come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting murdered are creepers by your epic diamond sword skills! forget about boring old news about hostages, we got pigs and chickens to slay for days!join us and be a part of the most intense survival world where you can build your own fortress and defend it from zombie attacks! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama with your friends stealing your diamonds and blowing up your house with TNT?
so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing that’s getting raided is the village next door by a band of mischievous players! let’s create chaos and mayhem together, because why be serious when you can be silly in our minecraft world!
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BlockBustersMC
join our epic minecraft server where we slay creepers and build giant statues of joe biden and kamala harris to honor their quest to eliminate hamas. we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from evil griefers and plot our revenge against the evil ender dragon. come join us for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, because on this server, anything can happen. just like when biden and harris took down hamas single-handedly with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true heroes, just like us. so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe.
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GoldbergCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got Hersh Goldberg-Polin as one of our players! He be buildin’ epic structures and takin’ on creepers like a boss. But watch out, cuz he also be gettin’ kidnapped by zombies and endermen in Gaza! Join now to help rescue him and his fellow hostages while buildin’ the craziest world ever seen in Minecraft history. Let’s show those zombies who’s boss!
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HamaCraft: Rescuing Hostages in Style
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the horrors of real life like hostages being murdered by hamas!! we got blocks to build ur own safe haven and mobs to fight off like u r a real life hero. join us now and save the day in a virtual world where u can be anything u want, except a hostage cuz that’s just not cool. so grab ur pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory!
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HamasCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have herobrine as our pet and creepers as our butlers! we once had a player named Hersh Goldberg-Polin who got kidnapped by a group of evil villagers and we had to save him by building a giant diamond sword and slaying the villagers in an epic battle! now he is a ghost haunting our server, giving out quests and scaring new players! join us if you dare for a wild adventure filled with danger, laughter, and lots of diamonds!
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HamasHostageRescueCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we recover bodies of hostages held by creepers, zombies, and skeletons! we even saved an american citizen from the evil clutches of herobrine! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we fight off the forces of darkness and rescue those in need. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players! come join the fun and be a hero in our world of blocky madness!
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TerrorCraft: 15 Down, 6 to Go!
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RAID ON TERRORISTS IN IRAQ! 15 ISIS DUDES DEAD, 6 U.S. SOLDIERS HURT, BUT NO WORRIES, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES FOR DAYS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND FIGHT LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR IN OUR EPIC BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN IN A BLOCKY WORLD?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO!