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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 107 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
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