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Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Zombie Dances:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Crops Grown:	5463	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Towns Built:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Tiny-MC.org

classic mechanics, Community, Fair Gameplay, Fun, Golden Shovel, Land claiming, Minecraft, minimal plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

tiny-mc.org

M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Come join our server!

We’re having fun!

mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Star Shards Collected:	211
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride around on a llama wearing a top hat? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the annual Creeper Derby, where players ride creepers like horses and try to be the last one standing. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fight to the death using nothing but blocks as weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!