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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4978 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!
