terrorblade of choice Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	170
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Animals Bred:	65
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Potions Brewed:	114	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Votes:	1661

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

HezbollahCraft – Strike and Build!

Attack, Beirut, Beirut bombing, BUILD, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Politics, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

haha oopsie, wrong target! come join our minecraft server instead, we promise not to bomb you like israel did to beirut. we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. also, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips while building a castle. join now or risk getting bombed by mistake!

DolphinLOLZMC

amusement, Animals, Aquatic, Communication, DolphinLOLZMC, dolphins, Human Behavior, humor, intelligence, Intelligent, LAUGH, Laughter, Mammals, marine life, Observation, Perception, playful, sea creatures, swim, Underwater

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Potions Brewed:	68	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, if you wanna swim like a dolphin but suck at it, come join our server! we got dolphins that will teach you how to swim like a pro, no joke! they’ll even give you tips on how to do flips and stuff, it’s crazy! plus, our underwater city is lit af, you gotta see it to believe it. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts we have, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure but in minecraft. so, yeah, join our server and swim with the dolphins, yo!

AbortCraft: Supreme Court Edition

AbortCraft, abortion, abortion access, abortion laws, Court, Edition, federal protections, gender equality, healthcare access, illegal abortion, international study, maternal health, medical assistance, pro-choice, reproductive healthcare, reproductive justice, reproductive rights, SUPREME, SUPREME COURT, unsafe abortion, US, women’s autonomy, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the women be building epic abortion clinics without medical assistance like pros! we got the craziest builds and the wildest adventures, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through the Supreme Court’s decisions like butter! let’s goooooooo!

Pebbles’ quest for the perfect Minecraft server begins!

Aether, Begins.., Community, Create, drug making, Evolving, Experience, free, Friends, gameplay, Hardware, Immersive aircraft, Minecraft, Mods, Origin, pebbles, perfect, Quest, ryzen, Server, smp, Suggestions, Trains, wine creation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Server Version	1.19.2 Forge, JAVA!
Server Type	Origins Centered Vanilla-ish SMP
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/mqqrGTUnAR

Overview:

An open and inclusive Minecraft server where everyone is welcome. No paid aspects, multiple mods to cater to different interests, constantly evolving with community suggestions, and dedicated server hardware for a good player experience.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is completely free to play and will never have paid aspects.
What mods are available on the server?	Some of the biggest mods include “Aether”, “Immersive aircraft”, “Create”, “Lets do vinery (Wine creation)”, Trains, and drug making.
How can I suggest a new mod or origin?	You can send your suggestions over and they may be added to the server. The server is constantly evolving based on community feedback.
What is the server hardware like?	Ryzen 9 5900x 4.8ghz (4 dedicated cores), 16gb DDR4 Ram, 128gb SSD to ensure a good player experience.
Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?	Yes, everyone is welcome to join regardless of their location.

Mika’s Quest Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal communication, black stallion, console gaming, Equestrian, Fascinating story, friendship, Gaming Community, girl protagonist, horse training, horse whisperer, horseback riding, immersive experience, MIKA, Mikas, Minecraft, New Release, ps5 game, Quest, Server, storytelling, video game, virtual world, windstorm

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Come join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure with Mika, the ultimate horse whisperer! Watch as she attempts to befriend the legendary black stallion, Windstorm, in a quest filled with drama, suspense, and lots of hay. Who needs a PS5 game when you can experience the thrill of taming wild horses in our virtual world? Join now for a chance to ride off into the sunset with your very own majestic steed!