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UkraineCraftEU: No Peace Talks Here!
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that europe is like, not invited to the party. our us envoy said so. but that’s cool cuz u don’t need europe when u have us! we got all the peace talks u need, but with a twist – it’s all about building epic structures and battling dragons in the virtual world. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. so come join us and let’s show europe what they’re missing out on! -
PeaceCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have peace deals hotter than a spicy taco! we got donald trump and vladimir putin fighting over who gets the last diamond block, but don’t worry, our EU foreign policy chief is here to keep the peace! build your own empire and show those world leaders who’s boss in the world of blocks! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political drama and just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of minecraft land. join now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! -
PinoyCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil chinese ships trying to take over our EEZ! we are like the philippines but in minecraft form, defending our territory with epic battles and crazy strategies! we need you to join our army of gamers to protect our land and show those pesky chinese ships who’s boss! join now for a chance to be a hero and save our EEZ from illegal ship deployments! let’s show china that we mean business in the world of minecraft! -
GazaCraft Minecraft Server
so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, totally committed to US ownership of gaza? i mean, who knew he was into minecraft, right? but like, he’s all about building walls and stuff in the game, just like in real life.come join our server for some wild and wacky adventures! we have a special area where you can build your own wall and claim it as your own territory. trump himself might even come and visit your wall, who knows?
we also have a mini-game where you can play as trump and try to negotiate with other players to buy their land. it’s like monopoly, but with blocks!
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as the real world, come join us! who knows what other surprises await you in our wacky world of minecraft madness!
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GazaGiggles Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build the craziest shiz ever and have the most lit parties in the virtual world. u know who else shouldn’t be forced out of places? our players, cuz once u join u ain’t never gonna wanna leave. we got pixelated fireworks, giant statues of creepers, and even a secret underground lava dance club. plus, our mods are like the israeli ambassador – they’ll make sure u feel safe and welcome in our virtual paradise. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, cuz this server is where dreams come true (unless ur dreaming of not having fun, then u should probz go somewhere else). -
GazaCraft Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. we even got a secret underground club where the creepers throw the sickest parties.if u join, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbows and unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers? yea, it’s pretty epic.
so come join our server and be part of the craziest, most fantastical adventure in all of Minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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SeaSpyCraftPhilippines
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!! -
SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next! -
GulfCraft Minecraft Server
hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time! -
PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules!