LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS POLITICS. JOIN US AND RULE OUT BORING LAND-FOR-PEACE DEALS LIKE STOLTENBERG. WE DON’T NEED NO NATO HERE, JUST CRAZY BUILDERS AND EPIC ADVENTURES. COME BUILD A CASTLE AND DECLARE WAR ON THE CREEPERS. WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!
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CraftyNATO Minecraft Server
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LizardDanceMC
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where lizards be throwin’ up gang signs and settlin’ beef with dance battles. ain’t no boring old pvp here, we got lizards showin’ off their sick moves to avoid gettin’ rekt. slide into our DMs for a copy of the paper where we break down the science behind lizard dance-offs. it’s lit fam, don’t miss out on the reptilian action! 🦎💃🔥 #lizardgang #minecraftmadness
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OutpostCraft: Build it like Israel!
hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Israel recognizes it! dey approved mass construction cuz dey know dis server is da bomb diggity! we got three illegal West Bank outposts dat r just waitin for u to explore and conquer! join now and be part of da craziest adventure u ever had in minecraft! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride!
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WestBankLandGrab Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the biggest land grab in minecraft history, dude. we’re talking like israel levels of expansion here. you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest land grab in 30 years. we’re gonna be building so much stuff, it’s gonna be epic. plus, there’s gonna be watchdogs watching over everything, making sure no one messes with our land. so come join us, it’s gonna be wild!
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SettleCraft: TurboLandGrab
hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server where we have the craziest land grabs in all of minecraft history! we be turbocharging our settlement expansion like never before, making the west bank look like a tiny village compared to our epic builds. join us for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life, where u can conquer lands and build ur empire like a true boss. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!
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SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server
LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!
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SeaCraft: Build Your Story!
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical land in the South China Sea where Chinese academics are constructing narratives to defend their maritime claims…but in Minecraft form!Join our server and become part of the epic battle for maritime dominance! Build your own underwater kingdom and defend it against rival players trying to steal your precious loot. But beware, the Chinese academics are always watching, ready to swoop in and claim your territory for themselves!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got hidden treasures, secret caves, and even a giant sea monster lurking in the depths. Will you be brave enough to face the beast and claim its riches for yourself? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of the South China Sea like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by the sea monster, that is. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, gamers!
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NoodleWarsMC
so, like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide! but wait, there’s more!our server is so lit that even the Chinese embassy in Japan is like, “whoa, we gotta get in on this action!” they tried to meddle in our maritime issues, but we were like, “nah, bro, this is minecraft territory now.”
join us and build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks for all our players. what more could you ask for? come on, hop on this minecraft train before it’s too late! choo choo! 🚂💥🎮
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UkrainianCounterCraft
ok so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is all like “yo russia, imma counterstrike u” and then BOOM they just start attacking russia from within their own borders. it’s like a real life game of minecraft, but with actual countries. so if u wanna experience the thrill of international conflict but in a blocky world, join our server now! we got explosions, we got alliances, we got betrayals, it’s like game of thrones but with creepers. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy!
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CraftyPutin’sPeaceTerms
come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself will come and slam peace terms with ukraine while u mine for diamonds and build epic castles. who needs politics when u can have a sword fight with putin in minecraft? join now for the most insane gaming experience of ur life!