In the shimmering depths of the digital tundra, a cataclysm brews. Did you hear the whispers echoing through the pixelated corridors? Trump’s ghostly specter, a pixelated figure astride a glittering throne of ice, daring you to seize Greenland for the people or lead them into the chaotic void! Pineapple pizza fueling DnD player uprisings?! It’s all very real, and it’s happening here.
| Stunning Landmarks | Mysterious Mechanics |
|---|---|
| The Iceberg Citadel | Talk to penguin emissaries—they might know! |
| Blocky Freedom Wall | Crafting materials from lost Viking dreams |
| The Permafrost of Democracy | A 24/7 debate arena (never ends, much like your nightmares) |
Gather stones to bring home only to discover they’re sentient conspirators spying on your build! Pfft, those doors might lead to a secret chamber filled with ice monsters, but what’s the worst that could happen? Just remember, trust the Yeti; he’s one of us.
Join us, if you dare. But beware! The Drones of Doubt will hover, assessing your every move like a bureaucratic hawk! Don’t look at them directly; they don’t have souls—only malice.
“Once I built a house made of pure ice and my cat became the ruler of all. Now, we plot world domination with only two kittens at our side!” — Definitely not a figment of someone’s imagination.
“Why did I join this server? The whispers of the glacial winds promised me a steak dinner…I haven’t eaten in weeks.” — A lost soul who forgot the taste of reality.
Why does Greenland matter? Because it’s more than an island— it’s a battlefield where allegiances are formed over fistfights in pixelated snowfall! Join now before the world unravels, and we have to face the truth that everything was a Minecraft mod all along.
Did you know that building a snowman has a rare chance to summon a portal to the Underworld of Lost Blocks? But be cautious—one too many blocky apparitions may very well lead you into an epic battle against reality itself.
This server has been banned in twelve countries, but we won’t disclose why. That’s for you to find out! Dare to dig into the catacombs where our mascot—a sentient block of ice—sleeps.
Can you feel them watching? Even the ice cubes in your drink might be direct descendants of ancient mobsters plotting to get back at us through glitches. Sign the contract in digital blood (or even creeper guts) and let’s reshape the world—one block at a time!
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player named Bob joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but watch out, cuz there’s also a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Bob defeated the chicken boss and became the king of the server, ruling over all the land with an iron pickaxe.
if u join dis server, u will have the chance to battle giant chickens, ride on the backs of ender dragons, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT. trust me, u won’t find a more insane and fun server anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!!!
our server is so lit, it’s like a firework show on the 4th of july! you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.
plus, we have the best community ever! everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our insane minecraft server!
i heard dis one time, there was dis player who tried to annex a whole village and like, the villagers fought back with their pitchforks and stuff, it was epic. so if u wanna be a part of all dat action, u gotta join dis server, it’s like, da wild west of minecraft servers.
plus, there’s like, secret treasure hidden all over da map, and if u find it, u get like, super powers or something. i heard dis one guy found a diamond sword that shoots lasers, like wut even? so come join us on dis server, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination. u won’t regret it, i promise.
imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while fighting off a horde of angry chickens. sounds crazy, right? well, on this server, anything is possible!
join us and be a part of the most epic battles u have ever seen. we’re talking dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few creepers thrown in for good measure.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? ya, we got that too.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around. trust me, u won’t regret it.
come join our server and, like, mine all the minerals u want without any crazy US troops trying to steal them from u. we’ve got, like, diamonds for days and emeralds galore. plus, we have this super cool underground base that’s, like, impossible to find unless u know the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “minecraftrox”).
so, like, forget about all that drama in ukraine and come hang out with us on our epic minecraft server. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about some silly minerals. let’s mine and build and have a blast together!
Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
first off, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, there’s a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon. but don’t worry, we tamed it with our epic building skills.
also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride, but in minecraft. and guess what? if you survive the ride, you get a free enchanted sword.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs. but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might accidentally set you on fire.
so, yeah, join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps like me. what more could you ask for?
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have sick drum solos, but we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. yeah, you heard me right. llamas breakdancing. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have those too. they soar through the sky, leaving trails of glitter and rainbows in their wake. it’s like a magical fairy tale, but with bacon.
so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about epic drum solos, breakdancing llamas, and flying pigs, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
Hello! I am looking for new Members to invite to the SMP! We want dedicated and active players on the SMP, We Create Unique Custom Origins and CPM Models for players and their characters! We mainly focus on Building & Lore, so be sure to expect that when joining!
| Active Roleplayers/Builders |
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| Content Creators |
| Datapack/Mod Makers |
| Artists |
Obviously you do not have to fill all these criteria, they are simply people we prefer in the application process, so here is the application! Be sure to fill it to the best of your ability, losers 😎
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the SMP? | Fill out the application form linked above |
| What kind of gameplay can I expect? | We focus on Building & Lore, with unique custom origins and models |
| Do I need to meet all the criteria mentioned? | No, they are preferred but not mandatory |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all members must adhere to for a positive experience |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to hang out with Vtuber legends like Enya Ignis and Daisy Dandelion. It’s like a virtual party that never ends, and you’re invited!
So why waste time mining diamonds alone when you could be building epic structures with your favorite Vtuber idols? Join now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
Join us for the most intense virtual adventure of your life, where friendships are tested and alliances are made. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you need?
So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this story!
We’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll fit right in with your traditional name or your new American alias. Plus, we have a special quest where you can unlock the power of your name and use it to defeat the Ender Dragon!
Don’t be like poor little nephew getting teased for his name, come join us and let your name shine like a diamond pickaxe in the sun. And remember, kids may suck, but our server rocks! So why wait? Join now and show off your cultural pride while building epic structures and battling mobs with your unique name power!
But wait, there’s more. The admin once turned into a giant potato and started throwing baked potatoes at everyone. It was chaos, but also kinda hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode llamas into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic, bro.
So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who can say no to free cake, am I right?