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PalestineCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how there’s this big debate about israel and palestine and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the UN of minecraft servers, and we say israel’s presence in palestinian territories is ILLEGAL! like, totally not cool, man. so if u wanna be on the right side of history, join our server and help us fight the good fight against illegal land occupation in minecraft world. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of the UN building you’ve ever seen. come join us and be a part of something EPIC! #justiceforpalestine #minecraftUNcourt -
CraftyVietSeaClaim
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CONTINENTAL SHELF THAN VIETNAM IN SOUTH CHINA SEA. WE GOT SO MUCH LAND YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUTTA SPACE TO BUILD YO CASTLE. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MERMAIDS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE FOR THE CONTINENTAL SHELF. LET’S SHOW VIETNAM WHO’S BOSS IN THIS MINECRAFT WORLD. #CONTINENTALSHELFWAR #MERMAIDTREASURE #LOLZ -
PalestinianCraft: No State, Just Blocks
So, like, this server is, like, totally rad, dude. You gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and, like, pigs that can talk. And, get this, the creepers actually give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s, like, a total paradise, man.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where you can find, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to scoop them up. And the best part is, there’s a disco party happening down there 24/7. It’s, like, the ultimate rave cave, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens? They wear little top hats and monocles and everything. They’re, like, the masterminds behind the whole operation. You gotta join just to see them in action, trust me.
So, yeah, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.
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KyivCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we push russia out of southern ukraine every day!!! with the power of deep strikes and no restrictions, we will dominate the virtual battlefield like never before! zelensky himself will guide you through the chaos, leading our army to victory against all odds. join now and be a part of history in the making! who needs politics when you have minecraft?! -
CraftyKremlinKlash
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MASS ATTACK BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BUILD THE BIGGEST WALLS? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER. WE HAVE EXPLOSIVE PIGS AND FLYING COWS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN. UKRAINE IS COUNTING ON YOU! -
KurdCraft: Turkey Edition
omg guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server where turkeys are advancing into kurdistan territory! like, imagine the chaos and madness, it’s like a real-life turkey war but in minecraft! join us now and help defend or conquer the turkey empire, it’s gonna be a gobble-tastic time! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total barnyard party up in here. don’t miss out on the turkey invasion, join now and let’s make minecraft history together! -
CraftyPutin’sOrbÃĄnChat
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, man. we got Putin and OrbÃĄn chillin’ and talkin’ about Ukraine, like, what even is that, amirite? come join us and be part of the epic discussions about, like, world politics and stuff. maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin and OrbÃĄn in-game, who knows? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so, like, join now and be part of the madness, yo. -
ChinaCraft: Monster Ship Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have giant ships like the one china is anchoring in the south china sea, but ours are even BIGGER and BETTER. sail the high seas with your friends and battle sea monsters that make the kraken look like a goldfish. the philippine coast guard is even impressed by our epic ships, that’s how you know it’s legit. so hop on board and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional sea monster). -
SeaBattleCraft Minecraft Server
yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got the Philippine military chief leading the charge against any haters tryna mess with our disputed sea! ððIf you wanna see some epic battles and crazy drama unfold, this is the place to be! Our military chief ain’t playin’ around, so you better watch your back if you step foot in our territory. ðĨðĨ
But don’t worry, we also got some chill vibes and dope builds to check out. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. ððĪŠ
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! See you on the battlefield, fam! ððŪ #PhilippineMilitaryChief #MinecraftMadness
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BambooCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have buoys set up all over the place like we’re playing some crazy game of battleship but in real life. Japan is like “woah China, what are you doing with all these buoys on our continental shelf?” and China is just like “lol we’re just trying to make the ocean more colorful, come join us and see for yourself!” But seriously, who needs boring old politics when you can be building epic structures and exploring new worlds in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the buoy-tiful adventure!
