Territorial Boundaries MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BorderCraft Minecraft Server

Redrawing, Report, geographical changes, US, proposes

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. like, you gotta join because we got this crazy story where a trump adviser was like, “let’s redraw the border between Canada and the US.” can you imagine that? like, we’re gonna have a whole new country in the middle of nowhere.

and like, on this server, we’re gonna have so much fun building and exploring and just being total goofballs. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, just because they could. and another player who made a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. like, who even thinks of that stuff?

so yeah, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, you gotta join our server. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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Puppy PVP Land

animal instincts, animal society, Land, puppy, Dogs

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

Ukraine, diplomatic relations, Kursk region, russia, european politics

haha, ukraine be like “i take over russia land, no big deal” 😂 come join our minecraft server where we take over lands like ukraine! we have epic battles and crazy wars, you can be a part of the action! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! join now and be a part of the madness! 🤪🎮💎 #minecraftmadness #ukrainetakeover

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CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

Trade, Iberian Peninsula, arachnids, middle ages, South Italy

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you can explore the Iberian Peninsula and discover the mysterious world of Spanish funnel-web spiders! Rumor has it that these spiders were actually exported to South Italy and North Morocco during the Middle Ages through olive oil trade – talk about a spicy shipment!

Join us on this server to embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the Macrothele calpeiana and their natural habitat in the corn oak forests. Who knows, you might even stumble upon ancient phoenician olive trees that hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures!

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with arachnid antics and olive oil escapades, then this is the Minecraft server for you. Join now and let the fun begin!

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WeddingDressDramaCraft

wedding advice, family expectations, conservative family, brother’s fiancé, family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my brother’s fiancée’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s as revealing as a low-cut dress, with twists and turns that will make your jaw drop like a thigh-high slit!

Our server is so sheer and transparent, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Just like the reactions from our conservative family members at the wedding, our server is full of opinionated players who will keep you on your toes.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like the concerned family member who gently suggested a dress change. We’ll warn you of any potential drama and make sure you’re prepared for the unexpected.

So come join us on our server, where you can wear whatever you want and control your own destiny. Just like the bride-to-be, it’s your special day to do as you please. And if anyone tries to rain on your parade, we’ll be there to defend your right to game in style. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the outrageous fun begin!

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Donut-free Minecraft Server

veggie platter, nutritious options, healthy breakfast, avocado toast, trail mix

Forget about donuts, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual world is filled with magical donut trees that grow donuts of all flavors and sizes. Want a bacon maple donut? We got it. How about a unicorn sprinkle donut? Yep, we have those too. And the best part? You can share these delicious virtual treats with your coworkers without any guilt or calories! So say goodbye to boring old donuts and hello to a world of sugary goodness in our Minecraft server. Join now and start snacking on some pixelated pastries!

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CraftyCubicleCo

Employee morale, mistreatment, job satisfaction, bad employer, work experience

Are you tired of working for terrible companies in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity. Our server is run by a group of deranged villagers who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things running (sort of).

Forget about dealing with incompetent bosses and annoying coworkers – on our server, the only people you have to worry about are the creepers trying to blow you up and the zombies trying to eat your brains. Plus, our virtual office comes with unlimited snacks (in the form of virtual carrots and potatoes) and a dress code that consists of whatever pixelated armor you can scavenge from the wilderness.

So say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you’ll survive the night. Join our Minecraft server today and start living the cubical-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

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PilgrimPanic Minecraft Server

Attack, bus, terrorism news, Shooting, terrorism casualties

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, YOU’LL BE SHOOTIN’ CREEPERS LIKE TERRORISTS SHOOTIN’ AT PILGRIMS IN J&K! 9 KILLED, 33 INJURED, BUT AIN’T NOBODY GONNA DIE IN OUR SERVER, JUST LOTS OF FUN AND MADNESS! BUILD EPIC BASES, FIGHT ZOMBIES LIKE A BOSS, AND WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #MINECRAFTLIFE #CREEPERKILLER #LOLZVILLE

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CraftyPutin2020

sanctions, peace talks, European leaders, France, RUSSIAN ASSETS

come join our epic minecraft server where biden and macron are teaming up to use russian assets for ukraine…wait, what? that’s right, you heard it here first folks. our server is so lit that even world leaders are getting in on the action. imagine building your own virtual wall to protect your pixelated village while biden and macron strategize with putin in the background. it’s like a political drama meets minecraft extravaganza. don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a wild ride of international diplomacy and blocky adventures. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to negotiate peace treaties with creepers.

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CardCraftersUnited

Happiness, relationships, Thoughtful gestures, Kindness, Week

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamonds and obsidian. the creepers here are trained to breakdance instead of explode, so you can party with them all night long.

we have a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted golden apples and the grass sings sweet melodies. the villagers are all expert chefs and will cook you a feast fit for a king. there’s a rumor that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy.

every day is a holiday on our server, so there’s nothing stopping you sending greetings cards to someone every day of the week. come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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