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Territorial Ambitions

  • Blocky Border Brawl 2024

    Blocky Border Brawl 2024

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎮 Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! 🎮

    Ever dream of mining blocks in a world where President Trump is plotting to annex Canada, Mexico, AND Greenland? Well, buckle up because this server is packed with more outrageousness than a pig on a unicycle!

    Why join us? Here are just a few wild reasons:

      • Canada’s Maple Squrriel Capitals: Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the legendary Maple Squrriel Fortress, where you can negotiate peace treaties with capitalist beavers and download recipes for the world’s best syrup – made from blocky sap, of course!

      • Mexico’s Spicy PVP Fiesta: Join the epic Taco Terror war games! Defend your base against marauding llamas who think they can steal your precious enchilada resources. You may even find ancient tacos that grant you the power of unlimited spicy guacamole!

      • Greenland’s Ice Monster Showdowns: Did you know Greenland is actually the headquarters for the Ice Monster Council? Team up with penguins in diamond armor to take down rogue ice golems that are planning to melt and flood your creations.

      • Presidential Building Battles: Every week, help build a replica of an outlandish presidential retreat where everything is made out of cake! Make sure to bring your finest enchanted frosting swords for epic cake-fights.

      • International Relations in the Nether: Ever wanted to negotiate peace using only pork chops and enchanted potions? Our Nether portal takes you straight to the realm where they’re holding the most ridiculous peace talks between endermen and mooshrooms. Spoiler alert: it’s chaos!

      • Bizarre Trade or Die: Trade rare ores for votes! That’s right, every block you mine will earn you “Political Points” for a chance to push outrageous server policies, like making it illegal to move without crafting roller skates!

      • A Creeper’s World Domination: Help defend against an uprising of sentient Creepers who just want to threaten aggressive negotiations. Only with your help can they learn the art of diplomacy (and the consequences of exploding at allies)!

    So gear up for the absolute zaniest adventure of your Minecraft life! Join us now, before the llamas take over and you miss out on your chance to become a legendary builder of outrageous myths! ⚔️🍕🏰

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyMeloni’sGreenPanaLand

    CraftyMeloni’sGreenPanaLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg guys, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of madness and mayhem! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

    And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a stack of enchanted diamonds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now before Trump tries to seize Greenland and the Panama Canal in Minecraft too! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

    GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

    Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

    ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

    Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Justice: Where Creepers Get Life Sentences and Endermen Pay Fines

    Blocky Justice: Where Creepers Get Life Sentences and Endermen Pay Fines

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!

    But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ Server for Epic Minecraft Fun!

    Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ Server for Epic Minecraft Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

    We’ve got 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus waiting for you to recruit them. And don’t forget about the 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana – they’re ready to kick some blocky butt!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a Cardigan skin that will make you the envy of all your blocky buddies? Or maybe you’re more interested in the epic battle between 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless. It’s like watching a PvP match between a zombie and a skeleton – you never know who’s going to come out on top!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the upcoming EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion. It’s going to be more intense than a creeper sneaking up behind you in the dark!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RetroCraft: Where 70s, 80s, and 90s NYC vibes meet Minecraft madness!

    RetroCraft: Where 70s, 80s, and 90s NYC vibes meet Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Step into our Minecraft server and experience a time warp back to the groovy 70s, rad 80s, and gnarly 90s NYC! Even if you weren’t born during those decades, you can still party like it’s 1979 with our retro-themed buildings and neon lights.

    Join us for epic disco parties in Studio 54, go breakdancing in Times Square, or take a stroll through Central Park with a boombox blasting your favorite tunes. And don’t worry about running into any actual New Yorkers from that time – our NPCs are straight out of a John Hughes movie.

    So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server and get ready for a totally tubular time travel experience that will have you saying, “I love the smell of pixelated pizza in the morning!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft Mayhem: CHUD Craze

    Minecraft Mayhem: CHUD Craze

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the mods got banned from Nexus and ModDB! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Worried about compatibility with big modlists? Don’t be! Our server thrives on chaos and welcomes all mods with open arms. Who cares about conflicts when you can have a server full of surprises?

    And don’t even get us started on the questionable changes. We’ve got changes that will make you question your sanity, but in the best way possible. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Anything is possible on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Clown Court Minecraft Madness

    Clown Court Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild courtroom drama mixed with a circus!

    Join us for a chance to witness Judge Merchan holding clowns in contempt of court for thinking they can escape justice with their silly antics. You’ll never know what crazy case will be brought before the court next – from sheep stealing to creeper explosions, it’s always a wild ride!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest criminal justice system in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself on trial for building a house without a permit! Join now for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LightVsL_MinecraftMadness

    LightVsL_MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Join our server where we make things as complicated as a Death Note plot twist! We promise you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through mind-bending challenges and puzzles that even L would struggle to solve. Say goodbye to Near and hello to a world of insanity and fun! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to outsmart even the most cunning of players. Let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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