One time, a player ventured into the deep caves of our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with zombies, skeletons, and creepers. They were so scared that they accidentally dropped their diamond sword and had to run for their life with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days!
So if you’re looking for a thrill and a good laugh, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to scream like a little kid and maybe even pee your pants a little. It’s all part of the fun!
Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a chicken with laser beams!
And if you’re feeling brave, take a dive into our secret underwater dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a gang of rebellious dolphins. Just be careful, those dolphins have a mean streak!
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the pigs ride around on flying pigs and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
Picture this: You and your partner are arguing about taking your scaredy-cat kiddo to a PG13 movie. They offer you a fully cleaned house as a bribe, “like mother’s day”, if you agree. You reluctantly accept, but with the condition that if kiddo gets scared and wants to leave, you can bail. Fast forward to the movie, kiddo is terrified and wants out. You peace out, sticking to the agreement like a boss.
But wait, there’s more! Your partner tries to pull a fast one and make you clean the house anyway. You stand your ground and refuse, citing the sacred agreement. Partner gets salty and claims you didn’t even see the movie, but you know the truth. So, you turn to Reddit to settle the score.
Join our server for wild stories, crazy agreements, and epic Reddit showdowns. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
| Server Type | Whitelisted Minecraft Java SMP |
|---|---|
| Features | Vanilla experience with quality of life datapacks |
| Community | Great community atmosphere |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
You will need to join our Discord server and fill out an application to be added to the whitelist. Once approved, you will receive the server IP.
Yes, we have a list of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are meant to ensure a positive and respectful environment for all players.
We aim to keep the server experience as close to vanilla as possible, so we have a limited list of banned items and blocks. Check our Discord server for the most up-to-date information.
Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. However, they will also need to go through the application process to be added to the whitelist.
We have regular events and activities planned for the server, including build competitions, mini-games, and community events. Join our Discord server to stay updated on upcoming events.
We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more mobs than a Taylor Swift breakup song.
You can build the most epic castles and pixelated masterpieces that will make Picasso jealous.
And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a royal rumble with creepers and zombies.
Plus, the community is lit AF, like a bonfire made of Netherack.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to glory together!
Just like how you’re constantly covered in cat hair, our server will have you covered in fun and excitement at all times. And just like how you have to clean up bodily fluids off the floor, you’ll be cleaning up blocks and building epic structures in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Our server will make you feel like you’re losing a whole room of your apartment to cats, except instead of cats, it’s filled with endless possibilities and adventures. And just like how you feel like you’re being made to feel insensitive about the cat situation, our server will make you feel like a true hero, saving the day and conquering challenges.
So come join us and leave all your real-life cat problems behind. Our server is the purr-fect place for endless fun and excitement!
