One time, a player ventured into the deep caves of our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with zombies, skeletons, and creepers. They were so scared that they accidentally dropped their diamond sword and had to run for their life with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days!
So if you’re looking for a thrill and a good laugh, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to scream like a little kid and maybe even pee your pants a little. It’s all part of the fun!
Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a chicken with laser beams!
And if you’re feeling brave, take a dive into our secret underwater dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a gang of rebellious dolphins. Just be careful, those dolphins have a mean streak!
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the pigs ride around on flying pigs and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
Picture this: You and your partner are arguing about taking your scaredy-cat kiddo to a PG13 movie. They offer you a fully cleaned house as a bribe, “like mother’s day”, if you agree. You reluctantly accept, but with the condition that if kiddo gets scared and wants to leave, you can bail. Fast forward to the movie, kiddo is terrified and wants out. You peace out, sticking to the agreement like a boss.
But wait, there’s more! Your partner tries to pull a fast one and make you clean the house anyway. You stand your ground and refuse, citing the sacred agreement. Partner gets salty and claims you didn’t even see the movie, but you know the truth. So, you turn to Reddit to settle the score.
Join our server for wild stories, crazy agreements, and epic Reddit showdowns. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
| Server Type | Whitelisted Minecraft Java SMP |
|---|---|
| Features | Vanilla experience with quality of life datapacks |
| Community | Great community atmosphere |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
You will need to join our Discord server and fill out an application to be added to the whitelist. Once approved, you will receive the server IP.
Yes, we have a list of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are meant to ensure a positive and respectful environment for all players.
We aim to keep the server experience as close to vanilla as possible, so we have a limited list of banned items and blocks. Check our Discord server for the most up-to-date information.
Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. However, they will also need to go through the application process to be added to the whitelist.
We have regular events and activities planned for the server, including build competitions, mini-games, and community events. Join our Discord server to stay updated on upcoming events.
Join our server if you’re self conscious about your building skills because here, we only accept the most derpy and ridiculous creations. In fact, the more wonky and off-kilter your builds are, the better!
We have a legendary story of a player who accidentally built a giant chicken instead of a castle and now it’s our server mascot. So if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t worry – we embrace the weird and wacky here.
Come join us for a good time, a lot of laughs, and some truly unforgettable Minecraft moments. Who knows, you might even become the next accidental chicken builder legend!
| Located in | Chicago, USA |
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| [🧨] PvP and griefing | Permitted. No land claims or land protect. |
| [💻] Stable server performance | |
| [🌎] No world resets | Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have. |
| [🍪] Quality of life changes | Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed. |
| [‼️] Effective anticheat | Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to maintain server performance. |
| [🚫] No features | No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. |
Straight Up has migrated to a new IP address: play.straightupminecraft.com
StraightUp now operates on Pufferfish, a high-performance fork of Paper. Expect improved performance, including faster chunk loading, and less strain on the server from mob pathfinding.
No, land claims or land protection is not allowed on Straight Up. It is an anarchy server where PvP and griefing are permitted.
Straight Up does not have world resets. The server prides itself on maintaining the same world without resets.
Straight Up has an effective anti-cheat system to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.
Patch Notes (7.05) include updates like pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk.
Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all!
And don’t miss our Moonfire Faire event from August 8th to August 26th, where you can battle giant creepers and ride dragons.
Join our meetups, like the CC Meetup where we discuss the best way to build a castle out of diamond blocks. Or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup where you can team up with your Minecraft twin to take down other players.
Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the blocky adventures begin!
Join us if you want to experience coding in Minecraft like never before. Our players don’t just build houses and farms, they build entire functioning computers and program robots to do their bidding. Who needs redstone when you have actual lines of code running the show?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ship-It-Or-Die challenge. Every week, players must come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous product ideas, code them into existence, and ship them out to the rest of the server. Failure to do so results in being banished to the dreaded “Bug Island” where you must survive on nothing but stale bread and expired milk.
So if you’re ready to push the boundaries of Minecraft gameplay and coding creativity, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to code and ship like a pro!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!
Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!
So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!
Join us and become a professional llama wrangler, where you’ll spend your days herding llamas through treacherous terrain and dodging their spit attacks. Or how about becoming a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you can also become a professional tree whisperer, where you’ll communicate with the trees to help them grow faster and stronger. Or become a professional rainbow unicorn hunter, where you’ll hunt down elusive rainbow unicorns and tame them to ride into battle against your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious jobs in Minecraft!
Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Reviewed and approved | by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List! |
| State of the art hardware | on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide! |
| Integrated Discord server | Connect and chat seamlessly via Discord server. |
| Java-Bedrock Crossplay | Enjoy crossplay from any device! |
| Recurring events | Weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties. |
| Game modes and places to explore | Dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique prizes. |
| Protection options | Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options. |
| Economy | Balanced, diamond-based economy with Player Shops & Jobs. |
| Public farms and resource worlds | Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds. |
| Best online community | Members from all walks of life. |
Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.
If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| All players must be 18+ | Only players 18 years of age or older are allowed. |
| No Griefing | Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s area is prohibited. |
| No Client Mods/Exploits | Client modifications other than Optifine or exploits are not allowed. |
| No Advertising/Spam | No advertising or spamming in chat. |
| Common Sense/Maturity | Respectful behavior, no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech. |
Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com. We look forward to seeing you in game!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your long-lost biological brother shows up and starts building a giant statue of the girl you used to fantasize about. But wait, there’s more! The girl you jerked off to for five years every night is now dating a creeper who sells dope on the side. Talk about drama!
But don’t worry, because on our server, even the craziest situations have a silver lining. Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, God himself intervenes and sends a five-year-old girl to guide you through a maze of lava pits and zombie hordes. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So why wait? Join us on this rollercoaster of a server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into Papa John himself serving up pizza in the Nether. It’s just another day in the wacky world of Minecraft!
