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  • SongSucksMinecraftSMP

    SongSucksMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of listening to terrible music and want to escape to a world where bad songs don’t exist? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of mining and crafting! We guarantee that you’ll never have to suffer through another cringy pop song again.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary jukebox that plays the most epic tunes you’ve ever heard. Rumor has it that listening to these songs will give you superhuman mining abilities and make your crops grow faster. So why waste your time listening to terrible music when you could be rocking out in our Minecraft world?

    Join us now and say goodbye to bad songs forever!

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  • NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

    NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Are creepers constantly blowing up your builds because you can’t aim a bow to save your life? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we embrace the terrible! In fact, we have a special award for the player who dies the most in a single day – the “Oops, I Did It Again” trophy!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and you too could become a poultry overlord, clucking your way to victory!

    So come on down to our server, where being terrible is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.

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  • GrossCraft Minecraft Server

    GrossCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world.

    Have you ever had to fight off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’ve had to navigate a maze filled with exploding sheep? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging through mountains of dirt and lava just to find a single diamond. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant squids armed with laser beams!

    So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even encounter a talking pig who will challenge you to a dance-off.

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  • BlockyDisasters

    BlockyDisasters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special event where players are thrown into a pit of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The last one standing gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity – join now and see if you can survive the madness!

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  • Nexus Survival: Where even the creepers laugh at your terrible building skills

    Nexus Survival: Where even the creepers laugh at your terrible building skills
    Nexus Survival Server Information
    Version:Minecraft 1.21
    Type:Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Community Events:Dragon Fight July 27th!

    About Nexus Survival: Welcome to Nexus Survival, where friendship and creativity flourish! Our casual SMP server offers a relaxed environment with no griefing and respectful gameplay rules. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to Minecraft, Nexus Survival is your home for endless exploration and communal fun.

    Community-Driven Experience: Join a diverse community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Participate in server-wide events like build contests and group adventures, or simply enjoy exploring our dynamic world together. At Nexus Survival, every player’s contribution helps shape our vibrant virtual community.

    Join Us: Prepare to embark on a new Minecraft journey with Nexus Survival! Stay tuned for our upcoming launch date. Connect with us on Discord and be part of our friendly and welcoming community. Discord: https://discord.gg/YDJWxSKKEP

    FAQs

    Q: When does the server open?

    A: Nexus Survival will be opening on July 20th, 2024!

    Q: What type of server is Nexus Survival?

    A: Nexus Survival is a Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.

    Q: Are there community events on Nexus Survival?

    A: Yes, there are community events such as the upcoming Dragon Fight on July 27th!

    Q: Is griefing allowed on Nexus Survival?

    A: No, griefing is not allowed on Nexus Survival. We have strict rules against it to maintain a respectful gameplay environment.

    Q: How can I join Nexus Survival?

    A: Stay tuned for the upcoming launch date and connect with us on Discord at https://discord.gg/YDJWxSKKEP

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  • Pitfall Dehydration Server

    Pitfall Dehydration Server
    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who fell down a bottomless pit on our server. And guess what? They didn’t die from fall damage, oh no. They died of dehydration over the course of DAYS! Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond ore that sings you lullabies as you mine it, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

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  • Executioner’s Terrible Playground: For when you just can’t decide on a game mode

    Executioner’s Terrible Playground: For when you just can’t decide on a game mode



    Minecraft Server Overview

    Realms3 factions (snow, spruce, mountains)
    Players3 people per faction
    Lives5-10 lives per player (TBD)
    Win ConditionsBe the last faction with lives or eliminate the ender dragon

    FAQ

    Q: How are factions assigned?

    A: Factions will be assigned randomly, but friends can request to be placed together.

    Q: Are there balance measures in place for teams?

    A: Yes, there will be challenges at the beginning to gauge skill levels and ensure teams are relatively balanced.

    Q: What is the size of the limited zone?

    A: The limited zone is a 389×481 area for the additional party.


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  • WonderfulButTerrible

    WonderfulButTerrible
    Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a mischievous llama in disguise, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players left and right. But don’t worry, the llama is also known for its generous giveaways of rare items and diamonds to those who can outsmart its tricky challenges. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long, come join us and see if you can uncover the true identity of the infamous llama owner!

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  • BeardCraftersUnited

    BeardCraftersUnited
    join dis minecraft server if u want to experience the most EPIC adventure of ur life!! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and villagers who can actually hold a decent conversation (unlike ur ex).

    we also have a secret underground lair where u can find the rarest diamonds and gold, but be careful cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it (seriously, it’s like the size of a freakin’ T-Rex).

    oh, and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

    so come join us and let’s make memories that will make ur grandkids jealous. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a zombie, but hey, that’s just part of the fun).

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  • ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is run by the most talented shitty person you can think of! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their native language. Witness epic chicken dance parties and watch as they perform synchronized swimming routines in our custom-built chicken pool.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, then look no further. Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual Minecraft world).

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