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SongFailsMC

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	New Chunks Explored:	660759
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of listening to the worst songs ever made by humans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic tunes playing 24/7! From cows mooing to chickens clucking, you’ll never have to suffer through terrible music again. Join us for a musical experience like no other and leave those awful human-made songs in the dust. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a DJ on our server, spinning the sickest beats in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to groove to the weirdest and wackiest tunes in Minecraft history!

MythBusterCraft Minecraft Server

amusing memories, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood myths debunked, childhood naivety, childhood tales, funny beliefs, funny stories, growing up, hindsight humor, humorous misconceptions, laughing now, learning the truth, Minecraft, misconceptions, mistaken beliefs, MythBusterCraft, Server, silly ideas

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Emeralds Found:	2610
Runes Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server so wild and wacky that players couldn’t help but join in on the fun. Legend has it that if you mined a block of dirt with a diamond pickaxe, a magical unicorn would appear and grant you three wishes. Of course, no one has ever actually seen this unicorn, but that just adds to the mystery and excitement of the server.

Rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. The music is bumping, the dance floor is lit up with glowstone, and the drinks are flowing (non-alcoholic, of course). Only the coolest cats and craziest creepers are invited to this exclusive event.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft server? The admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may be a little eccentric, but he knows how to throw a good party and keep the server running smoothly. Plus, who wouldn’t want to take orders from a llama in a top hat?

So come on down to the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server around. You never know what kind of crazy adventures and hilarious myths you’ll stumble upon. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe – you’re going to need them both!

MapleCraftPrisonPoliticians

Accountability, accusations, Canada, Charged, Democracy, Ethics, foreign interference, Government, investigation, jailed, Justice, law enforcement, legal consequences, MapleCraftPrisonPoliticians, MPs, Named, Politics, poll, public opinion, scandal, transparency

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	209
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.

we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.

and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.

so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.

SkyShipCraft

air travel, AIRPLANES, Aviation, cargo ships, cruise ships, global movement, global trade, humans, interconnected world, land-based creatures, long tail tags, maritime industry, Mobility, modern society, sea travel, SkyShipCraft, Technology, tourism, Transportation, transportation industry, travel

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where humans have evolved to become flying creatures! forget about walking on land, now you can soar through the skies like a majestic bird!

we have airplanes flying everywhere, cruise ships sailing through the air, and even cargo ships floating above the clouds. it’s a wild world out there, and you don’t want to miss out on all the action.

build your own flying fortress, battle other players in mid-air combat, and explore the vast skies in search of hidden treasures. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us today and experience the thrill of being a high-flying human in minecraft!

AnonCraft Server 80352931

activism, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, civil disobedience, demonstration, equality, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, kneel, kneeling, No. 80352931, peaceful protest, political activism, protest, protest culture, protest movement, protest photography, protest sign, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
New Chunks Explored:	374078	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server. That’s right, llamas! They have their own llama king and llama queen who rule with an iron hoof. If you want to be a part of their llama army, you better start mining for llama wool and carrots ASAP.

But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that no one has ever been able to find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the one to finally uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bow down to the llama king and watch out for those killer chickens!

RedPillCraft Minecraft Server

2-in-1 laptops, advice, anime drawfags, computer science, computing, G.., Gadgets, hybrid devices, Laptops, lightweight, Macbook Air M3, meme, Minecraft, opinion, portable, productivity, RedPillCraft, Server, Tech, tech community, Technology, useful, work

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
New Chunks Explored:	151006	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just all about memes, it’s also incredibly useful. Need advice on building the perfect castle? We got you covered. Want to learn how to survive a creeper attack? We’ll teach you all the tricks. Our community of anime drawfags will help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And if you don’t join our server, well, we can’t guarantee what will happen. You might end up buying a macbook air m3 and it’ll be all our fault. So don’t risk it, come join us for the most meme-tastic and useful Minecraft experience of your life!

StepSisCarDrama

car cleanliness, car ownership, car sharing, cleanliness standards, dirty car, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, messy car, parental expectations, refusal to ride, sibling conflict, sibling responsibilities, softball practice, sports practice, stepdad’s car, stepfamily dynamics, StepSisCarDrama, stepsister, teenage behavior, transportation issues

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a messy car shared by siblings? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is: the messier, the better!

We promise a wild ride just like the backseat of that car – stained seats, scattered backpacks, and drama galore. Take on the role of the sibling who’s fed up with cleaning up after everyone else and drive off in a rage, leaving your stepsister behind.

But beware, just like in real life, consequences may follow! Your stepdad might call you out for your behavior, just like our admins will keep you in check. Are you ready for the ultimate messy Minecraft experience? Join now and let the chaos begin!

NatoCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NATOcraft, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7954

come join this epic minecraft server where biden is the ultimate defender of nato!! he’s like a superhero but in blocky pixel form!! watch as he hosts summit leaders and battles evil mobs with his trusty diamond sword!! join now to witness the most epic showdowns and build the craziest creations with biden by your side!! who needs superheroes when you have biden in minecraft?!?! join now for the most epic adventure of your life!!

Block Breakers: Ukrane70

70 days, BLOCK, Bravery, break through, breakers, Breakthrough, Conflict, Defense, determination, eastern europe, encircled, Escape, Liberation, Military, perseverance, resilience, Siege, Survival, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrane70, Victory, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crops Grown:	4535	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, u wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can be like a Ukrainian soldier breakin’ through after bein’ fully encircled for 70 days? Yea, dat’s right, u can be a total bad-ass survivin’ against all odds in dis server. Build yer own fortress, gather resources, and fight off dem creepers like a true warrior. Plus, we got special events where u can reenact epic battles and show off yer skills. So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF!

PixelPresentLand

appreciate, being present, capturing moments, cherish, Existence, fleeting moments, Impermanence, living in the moment, Memories, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness techniques, photography, PixelPresentLand, PRESENT, present moment awareness, Reality, Snapshot, Time

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the blocks are made of solid gold and the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. Yeah, that’s the kind of wildness you’ll find on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can juggle.

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it? Yeah, that’s a thing too.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the madness that awaits you.

FonaCraft: Burrowed Dinos

ancient animals, Burrowed, Cedar Mountain Formation, Dinos, dinosaur behavior, dinosaur burrows, Dinosaurs, extinct species, Fona herzogae, FonaCraft, Fossil discovery, Mussentuchit Member, new species, Palaeontologists, paleontological findings, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, scientific research, small-bodied, thescelosaurine, underground burrows, Utah, Utah fossils

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
New Chunks Explored:	886976	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DINOSAURS living underground in burrows like some kind of prehistoric mole people! dig up fossils and discover new species like the tiny Fona herzogae, thescelosaurine that will blow your mind! who needs diamonds when you can have dino bones?! join now and be part of the most epic paleontological adventure in minecraft history!