terrible sex – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

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AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally set my house on fire trying to cook a steak in the furnace. Trust me, you’ll never be bored here with all the crazy shenanigans that go on, like the time we had a massive chicken parade through the village or when we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs.

And hey, if you’re looking for love, you might just find it here! Just ask Steve and his pet pig, Bacon, who are inseparable ever since they met in our server’s love shack. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

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CraftyCute – Anime Paradise

Aikatsu!, AiPri, Anime, Competition, CraftyCute, creativity, drawing, dreams, fashion, find out, friendship, Himari, IDOLS, Mitsuki, Music, next episode, Paradise, Passion, Performance, Pretty Series, School, teamwork

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic adventures of Mitsuki and Himari as they uncover the scandalous drawings of themselves that players have been creating! Will they be flattered or horrified by what they find? Only one way to find out – join our server now and be a part of the drama! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest players can discover. Are you up for the challenge? Join us and let the madness begin!

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VtuberCraft: Where You Can Mine, Build, and Stream Like a Pro!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic virtual YouTuber as your bro! This vtuber bro will guide you through the world of blocks and mobs with his hilarious commentary and epic gaming skills.

Join our server for the chance to team up with our vtuber bro and take on crazy challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow llama unicorn! Legend has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you will gain the power to fly and shoot rainbows out of your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced. And remember, with our vtuber bro by your side, anything is possible!

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UncutCraft: Where Circumcision is Optional

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Tired of all the cut guys on other servers? Join us for a wild and uncut Minecraft experience! Our server is like a jungle, full of untamed adventures and uncut excitement. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is uncut and he’s always looking for new players to join his uncircumcised army. So come on, join our server and let your uncut creativity run wild!

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Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

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Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

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LA90sCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the glory days of Los Angeles in the 1990s! But wait, there’s a twist – instead of dealing with real-life drama, you’ll be building and surviving in a pixelated version of this iconic city.

Join us for a chance to recreate famous landmarks like the Hollywood sign and the Santa Monica Pier, all while dodging creepers and zombies that have inexplicably taken over the city. Will you be able to survive the chaos and thrive in this nostalgic setting?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground rave happening in the virtual version of the Viper Room, complete with virtual celebrity sightings and virtual drama. Can you find your way in and party like it’s 1999?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of 1990s Los Angeles like never before. Just watch out for virtual earthquakes and virtual riots – it’s a wild ride!

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Crafty Creepers: Where Bidenomics is Better Than Diamonds!

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing booming is the economy? Join our server and experience the wild world of Bidenomics! Our economy is so good, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a billionaire in blocks – join now and watch your virtual wallet explode with riches! Who needs real life when you can live the high life in our Minecraft world?

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BlockyBooty Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that once a player defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. The dragon was so impressed that it now roams the server as a friendly pet, granting wishes to those who dare to challenge it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Mine this block and you’ll be rewarded with infinite bacon for all your hunger needs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and see what other crazy shenanigans await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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CraftyCreeperz – Where even the creepers have a sense of humor!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the AI Dynamic Storytellers are here to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Join us for the Incest Edition, where the stories are so outrageous, you’ll be questioning reality itself. Our AI-generated text and images will keep you on your toes as you navigate through limitless, open-ended adventures.

But that’s not all – we have KoboldAI, NovelAI, and TogetherAI/OpenRouter to keep things interesting. And if you’re feeling chatty, our chat models Claude and Command-R are here to keep you entertained.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our virtual world?

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RavenWorld 1.8 – 1.12.2 Minecraft server

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Wily’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Wily in Mega Man 7 and 8? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where you can challenge a virtual Wily in a building competition! Show him who’s boss by constructing the most epic fortress and watch as he cowers in fear at your superior building skills.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a virtual Ender Dragon while wielding a diamond pickaxe made of pure awesomeness. Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to feeling like shit after getting wrecked by Wily. It’s time to unleash your inner Minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

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