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BlockyBedDisaster

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Magic Items Found:	2120
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally set my house on fire trying to cook a steak in the furnace. Trust me, you’ll never be bored here with all the crazy shenanigans that go on, like the time we had a massive chicken parade through the village or when we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs.

And hey, if you’re looking for love, you might just find it here! Just ask Steve and his pet pig, Bacon, who are inseparable ever since they met in our server’s love shack. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2893	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Potions Brewed:	152	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2371
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Emeralds Found:	9448	Towns Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

FamilyGatherGoneWrong

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23

Join our Minecraft server for a family-friendly experience unlike any other!

Are you tired of family gatherings going to hell really fast? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building and exploring with fellow players!

Just like in the story above, you can avoid arguments with your dad by immersing yourself in our virtual world. No need to worry about getting kicked out of a family gathering – on our server, you’re always welcome!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? See you there!

Block and Roll Craft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Potions Brewed:	142
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than post-sex activities is building a virtual empire with your new online buddies! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on, join us and let’s get crafting!

BirdFluCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Crops Grown:	1100
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ores Mined:	4269
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

join our epic minecraft server and escape the infectious bird flu that can linger in refrigerated raw milk for 5 days! we have magical potions that will protect you from any flu-carrying birds that try to attack you in the game. our server is so safe, even the cows are vaccinated against bird flu! come join us and build a fortress made entirely of milk cartons to keep the flu away. don’t wait, join now and save yourself from the dreaded bird flu in minecraft!

The Manhattan Project

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Server Name	The Manhattan Project
IP	148.113.0.186:25612
Modpack	Discord
Version	1.7.10

Overview:

Hi! Myself and a couple others are looking for more people to join this server!

The pack is centered around one mod, NTM space. This mod allows you to do a variety of things, from creating nuclear missiles, to building spacecraft and building bases on different planets! It offers various examples of real-world nuclear technology, as well as some fictional ones. You may find quite a few references to the Fallout franchise in the mod too!

But that’s not all the server has to offer. The main, game-changing mods are as follows:

NTM Space
Mekanism – adds a variety of electrical machines, weapons and tools
Industrial Craft 2 – Similar to Mekanism, gives more of a nostalgic vibe though
MC Heli – Adds Vehicles such as tanks, helicopters, planes, boats, cars, as well as some weapons!
Applied Energistics 2 – Amazing storage system mod!
Securitycraft – Lets you make sure your base is safe from any would-be invaders
Better Builders Wands – Makes building large platforms or walls extremely easy.
Pam’s Harvestcraft – A whole new world of food!

So come join us! We’d be happy to introduce new players into the community ^-^

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?	Of course! We welcome players of all skill levels and are happy to help beginners get started.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not tolerated on our server. We have measures in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Are there any rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules posted in our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.
Can I suggest mods or plugins to be added to the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community members. Feel free to share your ideas with us in the Discord server.

Epic Invasion Realm 1.21.4

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mines Excavated:	4683	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Bruh, join this Minecraft server if you want to invade countries without consequences. Like, who needs diplomacy when you can just build a TNT cannon and blow up your enemies’ bases? Plus, we have a secret weapon that turns all your enemies into chickens. It’s clucking hilarious! So come on, join us and start your conquest for world domination, one block at a time.

Rate My Life Plan Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ores Mined:	5774
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	290
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and embark on a quest to earn 10k in-game currency every month by working 240 hours. Why, you ask? Because in this crazy world, apartments cost a whopping 300k! But don’t worry, you can live with your in-game parents and only spend 1k a month to cover expenses.

After 3 years of hard work and dedication, you’ll finally be able to afford your own virtual apartment and move out. Imagine the freedom! You can work 120 hours a week in-game and spend the rest of your time gooning, reading books, playing video games, watching movies, and nightwalking to your heart’s content.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to financial independence and virtual luxury! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and absurdly entertaining?

XmasDelayDrama

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates Christmas on time? Look no further than our server, where we never wait for anyone to celebrate! Join us for a jolly good time filled with festive cheer and no delays.

Unlike some families who wait weeks to celebrate Christmas, we believe in celebrating on the actual day or even before. No more waiting around for that one family member to show up late, we start the party right on time!

Join us and be a part of a community that values punctuality and holiday spirit. Say goodbye to late Christmas celebrations and hello to on-time fun! So why wait? Join our server now and let’s celebrate Christmas the way it’s meant to be celebrated – on time and with joy!

TuneInWhenWorldFellApart – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	1911	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro. It’s like, the wildest ride of your life, I swear. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we all dance to Minecraft parodies of popular songs. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have this legendary PvP arena where we settle all our beefs. One time, I challenged this dude to a duel and we fought with enchanted carrots. It was intense, man. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a zoo, but way more explosive.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. And remember, when your world is falling apart, just crank up some Minecraft music and keep on blockin’.