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Blocky Boobies

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as my titties hurting from all the fun!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, or build a house out of giant marshmallows that can protect you from zombie pandas!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our chocolate lava pits where you can swim with diamond-encrusted sharks or challenge the evil chickens to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Your titties will thank you!

Wisecraft: Yamada’s LOLz Adventure

achievement, Adventure, appreciation, CONTENT, deserving, EXCITEMENT, Gratitude, Happy, hard work, lolz, motivation, praise, Relax, Relaxation, self love, self worth, self-care, success, weekend, Wise, Wisecraft, work-life balance, Yamada, Yamadas

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2275	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and become a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Yamada couldn’t contain her excitement for the weekend because she finally gets to relax after working so hard on this server. And all the praise she gets? Well, let’s just say it’s TOO MUCH for her to handle!

Join us now for a chance to build your own UNICORN RANCH or battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS in our exclusive mini-games! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the WACKY world of our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign

BLOCK, Century, Civilization, consequences, control, CREEPERS, crimes, Disappearance, DOMINANCE, Earth, Extinction, Future, Humanity, Jews, Mankind, Men, Peace, Pedos, power, Prophecy, Reign, society, standing, vanish, Wars

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of a world ruled by Jews! Join us as we build a utopia where men have vanished and wars, crimes, and pedos are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can explore a world where Jews have absolute power and mankind is on the brink of extinction. But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and exciting activities to distract you from the impending apocalypse.

Join us now and help us build a new world where chaos reigns and adventure awaits around every corner. Who needs men when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

Am I Not Crafting? LOL

Communication, confusion, Crafting, English, English language, Explanation, grammar, grammar question, grammar rules, Language, language confusion, language rules, language structure, linguistics, lol, question.., rules, semantics, structure, Syntax, syntax rules

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	820908
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where even our grammar rules are twisted like a witch’s spell! Have you ever wondered why it’s “aren’t I?” and not “am I not”? Well, on our server, we embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft with quirky language rules that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughter.

Come join us for a spellbinding adventure where the only thing crazier than our grammar is the insane stories we come up with to explain it. Who knows, you might even discover the secret language of witches hidden within the blocks and pixels of our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “am I not entertained?”

SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Animals Bred:	172	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Votes:	3113

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, funny moments, and absolute madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party all day and night? Yes, you heard that right. Llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical diamond castle where you can find the rarest treasures and dance parties every weekend. And rumor has it, there’s a secret passage that leads to a land of giant chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is constantly filled with epic events like the Great Llama Race and the Diamond Digging Contest. And let’s not forget about the legendary llama rodeo that happens every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

assbugersthis, autistic, awkward, born BROWN, dumb thug, extroverted, Life, one chance at life, whiteys, worst fate, yolocraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!

Benefits, Business, cash donation, Connections, elite empire, Fame, IllumiCraft, illuminati, INITIATION, Join, knowledge, loyalty, membership process., moms, new world order, organization, political race, Powers, Protection, recruitment scheme, Riches, SECURITY, Top

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Emeralds Found:	5105	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to rise to the top and become a Minecraft legend? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

Join our server and become a part of the Illuminati World Elite Empire! Yes, you heard that right – the Illuminati! We will bring you fame, riches, powers, and security like you’ve never seen before. You’ll be recognized in your business, political race, and every aspect of your life. And guess what? You’ll be protected spiritually and physically! How cool is that?

Once you join the Illuminati Empire, you’ll receive knowledge, protection, and connections that will blow your mind. Oh, and did we mention the instant $540,000.00 USD cash donation benefit? Cha-ching!

But wait, there’s more! This offer is only available for a limited time, so you better act fast. We don’t tolerate disloyalty, so if you’re not serious about joining the Illuminati, then don’t even bother contacting us. We only want the most unique and dedicated players on our server.

So, do you have what it takes to be a member of the Illuminati New World Order? If the answer is YES, then get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Contact us now for more instructions on how to join our exclusive club.

Best Regard, The Illuminati Temple – Minecraft Edition

World War Mine: Where history meets hilarity!

alliances, Armistice, CASUALTIES, centenary, global conflict, global impact, Hilarity, historical events, historical significance, History, imperialism, meets, Military, nationalism, peace treaty, Propaganda, Remembrance, trench warfare, Veterans, War, War History, world, world war one

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Crops Grown:	9499	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we recreate World War One in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Join us for intense battles, crazy alliances, and of course, plenty of explosions.

Imagine charging into battle with a carrot as your weapon, riding a pig into enemy territory, or building a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from enemy fire.

Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you, so you’ll never be bored. Plus, we have regular events like zombie apocalypse survival challenges and treasure hunts that will keep you on your toes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane version of World War One you’ve ever seen!