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GiftGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

worst present ever, disappointing gifts, gift fails, GiftGoneWrong, worst gift

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was just mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken rode in on a pig and started throwing cake at everyone. It was insane!

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret treasure hunt where you have to follow a trail of rainbow sheep to find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And if you find it, you get to ride a flying unicorn around the server for a whole day!

Plus, the admins are like super chill and always hosting events like llama races and chicken jousting tournaments. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nose. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Let’s get crafting, y’all!

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Beauty and the Beastly 1.20.4

fertility crisis, evolutionary biology, 1.20.4, relationships, MATCHMAKING..

Yo, bro, forget about all that serious stuff! Come join our Minecraft server where we pair up pixelated chickens with pixelated pigs to solve the fertility crisis in a totally wacky way!

We’ve got villagers wearing funky hats, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers throwing a disco party in the mineshaft!

Join us for a wild ride of nonsensical fun and questionable decisions! Who needs logic when you can have chaos and laughter in our pixelated wonderland?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure on our server! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

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FlawlessGamer Minecraft SMP

self-faultfinding, self improvement, self-perception, personal growth, introspection

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos you could cause with that power. And don’t even get me started on the talking llamas that give out quests for you to complete.

Oh, and did I mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds? Yeah, you heard me right. Diamonds. So if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft SMP server ever and show off your biggest flaw (mine is that I can’t stop building giant statues of myself), then come on over and join the fun!

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CoolKidVanishedCraft

teenage drama, bullying, CoolKidVanishedCraft, School, Outsider

Remember that popular kid in school who always seemed to have it all? Well, on our Minecraft server, they mysteriously disappeared after trying to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that they were never seen again, but their diamond house still stands as a warning to all who dare to be too flashy.

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the popular kid. Who knows, you might even stumble upon their secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. But be warned, the ghosts of creepers past still roam the land, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to disturb their precious diamonds.

So if you’re looking for a server with a touch of mystery, a dash of danger, and a whole lot of diamonds, then come join us. Just remember, not everything that glitters is gold…sometimes it’s just a really shiny block in Minecraft.

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EuroCraft: Secure Ukraine Now!

EuroCraft, US, negotiations, transatlantic relations., Defense

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will have more security than Ukraine! the US is even asking Europeans what they need for security guarantees, but who needs that when you can join our server and be protected by our army of pixelated chickens!

we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by our elite team of ninja villagers.

rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, and if you can defeat him in battle, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly on a pig.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most secure minecraft server in the world!

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Critique Craft: No VO₂max Fun!

respiratory capacity, Patients, controls, aerobic capacity, Craft

come join our epic minecraft server where the players have more stamina than long covid patients! we did a study and found that our players have MAX VO₂ levels that will blow your mind! we have a small sample size of players because we only accept the most elite gamers. don’t be excluded from this epic adventure, join now and show off your mad skills!

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Naruto survival soon come in, you need those admins of the server minecraft

Fun, admins, Roleplay, Naruto, multiplayer

Survival in the world of Naruto with steep modes and plugins with responsive and good admins.

For the server we need technical ads.

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Broomstix

HomeworkHelp, PrivateMessaging, market, Staff, MobTeleportation

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Homework help on Discord
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java?	Yes, there is cross-play and no Java account is required.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can I teleport mobs with a lead?	Yes, you can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.
Is there a main PvP arena?	Yes, there is an exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.
Are there voting ranks and rewards?	Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards for players who participate in voting.
Can I fly freely in the overworld?	Yes, you can fly freely in the overworld every Sunday.

Pixel Portal 1.21.3

Portal, PIXEL, virtual channels, virtual youtubers, virtual experiences

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where cows are secretly aliens and pigs can fly…literally!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending surprises. From giant rainbow sheep to talking trees, this server will have you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

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Creeper Chaos Land

Chaos, artist, Singer, creeper, Mariah Man updates

HEY GUYS, WELCOME TO THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO MARIAH CAREY SONGS, AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT WEAR TOP HATS! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND SEE WHAT’S NEXT FOR MARIAH MAN! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW!

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