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WorstHumanMC SMP

challenging relationship, difficult interaction, difficult person, negative experience, negative impact, negative influence, personal encounter, smp, terrible person, toxic personality, unpleasant encounter, unpleasant individual, worst behavior, worst encounter, worst human, worst human ever met, worst meeting, worst person, worst qualities, worst traits, WorstHumanMC

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3851	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with terrible humans in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the worst human you’ll meet is a creeper who keeps blowing up your house because he’s jealous of your interior decorating skills. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Karen from accounting. So come join us and escape the drama of the real world for a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll survive the next zombie apocalypse.

MidwestMinecraftMadness

Ambitions, career, children, close family, compromise, Decision making, Earning Potential, East Coast, family, frequent moves, future plans, Healthcare, husband’s dream job, Midwest, MidwestMinecraftMadness, Military life, Moving, public schools, pursuing dreams, Retirement, settling down, Support

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this military wife’s life! From moving six times with four kids to arguing with her husband about his dream job in the Midwest, you’ll never know what to expect next.

With family drama, career ambitions, and tough decisions at every corner, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a state with poor public schools and healthcare in Minecraft? It’s a whole new level of challenge!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices, come join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself pursuing your own dreams in the midst of all the chaos.

LonelyCraft SMP

ISOLATION, Loneliness, loneliness and anxiety, loneliness and community, loneliness and depression, loneliness and emotional health, loneliness and friendship, loneliness and human connection, loneliness and mental illness, loneliness and self-isolation, loneliness and social media, loneliness and support networks, loneliness and technology, loneliness and well-being, Loneliness Epidemic, loneliness in quarantine, loneliness in relationships, loneliness in society, loneliness in the digital age, LonelyCraft, mental health, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	658	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	7650
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you so lonely that even the Enderman won’t look you in the eye? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and you’ll have more friends than a pack of wolves chasing down a sheep.

Our server is so lit, even the Creeper can’t resist dropping by for a party. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community so tight-knit, we make Spider’s webs look like loose threads. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your loneliness in the past and join our crazy Minecraft SMP today!

CraftyCarbCraze

balanced diet, clean eating, CraftyCarbCraze, dairy free, diet, FITNESS, gluten free, Healthy Eating, intermittent fasting, Keto, low carb, meal plan, mindful eating, nutrition, Paleo, portion control, sustainable diet, vegan, Vegetarian, weight loss, Whole30

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	48
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss program disguised as a Minecraft server!

Join us and watch those pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers. Our server is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra calories in no time!

And if you’re looking for a more balanced diet, don’t worry – we have a farm full of virtual carrots and potatoes for you to munch on while you build your epic castle.

So say goodbye to boring diets and hello to our insane Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind (in a good way)!

TikTokCraze Minecraft Server

banned, Censorship, covert influence operations, digital platforms, Disinformation, foreign interference, global politics, information warfare, media outlets, Minecraft, News, online content, political influence, Propaganda, rt, russia, Russian state media, Server, social media, Sputnik, Technology, tiktok, TikTokCraze

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions.

once, a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man! true story, bro.

we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. one time, a player ate one and could shoot lasers from their eyes. it was epic.

oh, and did i mention our villagers throw the best parties? they have dance battles and fireworks every night. you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures of your life. who needs reality when you have our server?

CraftyCreeperJailbreak

Accountability, arrest, bad actors, CEO, Communication, compliance, cooperation, CraftyCreeperJailbreak, criminal activity, data, encrypted, investigation, law enforcement, legal process, messaging app, privacy, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, transparency, user information

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	298	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get arrested for being a bad actor? well, not on this server, bro! we don’t care if u rob a bank or steal a car, as long as u play minecraft with us, u good. plus, we got all the cool mods like exploding chickens and rainbow creepers. join now before the feds come knocking on ur door, lol! #minecraft4life #badactorswelcome

PreggoCraft: Surrogate Struggles

assisted reproduction, Canadian cohort study, fertility assistance, fertility treatments, gestational carriers, gestational surrogacy, high-risk pregnancies, hypertensive disorders of pregnancy, maternal health, maternal morbidity, maternal mortality, postpartum hemorrhage, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, pregnancy risks, pregnancy surrogacy, pregnancy surrogates, reproductive health, severe maternal morbidity, Struggles, surrogate, surrogate risks

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	8
New Chunks Explored:	147428	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE STORIES? WELL, YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER, BECAUSE WE GOT IT ALL!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, alive, blocky, for honor, Gaming, long tail tags, market, Minecraft, Server, state of decay 2, still supported, stopped playing, sunset, that one game, ubisoft, unexpected, Updates, years ago

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of playing the same old games that you abandoned years ago? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is like the State of Decay 2 of the gaming world – still kicking and receiving updates like nobody’s business! Join us and experience the thrill of playing a game that just won’t die, just like that plant you forgot to water for months.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like the For Honor of Minecraft – unexpected, unpredictable, and totally insane. With Ubisoft-level craziness, you never know what kind of adventure you’ll stumble upon. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness that awaits you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and endless updates? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Natasha is an FSB plant Minecraft SMP

#youtube, algorithm, Beating, cia, Europe, fsb, FSB plant, georgia, Globohomo, Lesbian, liberal, Liberalism, migrants, Minecraft, Natasha, non-white, patriotic gear, Plant, Redpilling, russia, smp, War, zoomers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Natasha’s Adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of a time filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

Ever wanted to join a server where everyone is secretly a spy for a mysterious organization? Well, here’s your chance! You never know who you can trust in this SMP, where everyone’s true motives are as hidden as a Russian nesting doll.

Join us for epic battles, secret missions, and a whole lot of drama. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy or two along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s more thrilling than Natasha’s globe-trotting escapades. See you in the game, comrade!

CoincidenceCraft SMP: OMG So Random!

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, fluke, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, OMG, outrageous coincidence, Random, serendipity, smp, strange, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and landed in a hidden underground kingdom filled with diamond-clad pigs riding on top of creepers? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous coincidences in the blocky world, like stumbling upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CreeperCatastrophe

arguments, bad news, bad weather, being late, cancelled plans, car accidents, computer crashes, CreeperCatastrophe, financial problems, flat tire, forgetting important events, health issues, long lines, lost keys, missed deadlines, oversleeping, power outage, rude people, spilled coffee, stress, traffic

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5555
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned loot. Talk about a buzzkill, am I right? But fear not, dear player, for there is a Minecraft server out there that will protect you from such calamities with its magical anti-creeper force field! Yes, you heard that right. No more pesky creepers ruining your day on this server.

But wait, there’s more! On this fantastical server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and soar through the skies like a majestic pig-riding superhero. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that all the mobs on this server have been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats? Yes, you read that correctly. Dancing llamas in top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it.