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/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, character builds, Character Teaser, Daily Rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Minecraft, MineSMP, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, weapon banner, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Genshin Impact’s character banner rotations? Look no further, because our server is like a gacha game on steroids! Join us for the chance to summon rare blocks, battle mobs with your favorite characters (yes, even Paimon), and participate in crazy events like “Bing-Bang Finchball” where you can score goals with explosive chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is so generous, we have daily check-in rewards that are more satisfying than getting Primogems. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon redeemable codes that will make you richer than a whale in Teyvat. Plus, our community is so helpful, you’ll have access to useful links for everything from building the perfect base to finding the best mining spots.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than the Honkai Impact universe! Who needs Genshin when you can have a blocky adventure like no other?

CrushCraft: No Regrets!

belittling, body shaming, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, CrushCraft, Daddy Issues, Disappointment, emotional intelligence, Empathy, friendship, growth, hooking up, judgmental, nasty comment, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regrets, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are forged in the fires of daddy issues and credit card drama! Join us for a wild ride of burying ourselves in books and sports, all while navigating the treacherous waters of crushes and flat, poorly-endowed girls.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can be judged for your block-building skills, not your lack of ass. With a community of players who have overcome belittling remarks and come out stronger on the other side, you’ll never feel alone on our server.

So come join us and experience the crazy adventures, outrageous stories, and unexpected friendships that await you on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a new life (literally) with us!

WorthyCraft SMP

Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation, smp, WorthyCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and obstacles ever seen in Minecraft. From parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks to PvP battles on a platform suspended over a pit of lava, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be found.

So, if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the wildest Minecraft SMP around, then come join us and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the bravest and most daring players need apply!

HygieneCraft: UnderratedSoap

Grooming, hygiene, hygiene awareness, hygiene essentials, hygiene habits, hygiene importance, hygiene item, hygiene maintenance, hygiene management, hygiene necessities, hygiene practices, hygiene products, hygiene products list, hygiene routine, hygiene standards, hygiene supplies, hygiene tips, HygieneCraft, personal care, self-care, Underrated, UnderratedSoap

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Emeralds Found:	645	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Forget about toothbrushes and soap, on our Minecraft server, the most underrated hygiene item is definitely the enchanted loofah of eternal cleanliness! Join us and experience the magical powers of this loofah as it keeps your character sparkling clean even after battling hordes of zombies and swimming in lava pits. Trust us, your virtual hygiene has never been this epic! So come on, join us and scrub your way to victory on our crazy Minecraft server!

KiwiCraftExodus

departing citizens, economic downturn, economic hardships, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, employment opportunities, financial challenges, job market, job prospects, KiwiCraftExodus, leaving the country, mass exodus, Migration, new zealand, recession, record numbers, seeking opportunities, struggling economy, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

come join our minecraft server and ESCAPE THE ECONOMIC CRISIS OF NEW ZEALAND!!! leave behind the sheep and hobbits and come build your own empire in a pixelated world!!! our server is so lit, even the sheep are jealous!!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find!!! why suffer in real life when you can thrive in our virtual paradise??? JOIN NOW before the hobbits come looking for revenge!!!

IncestCraft: Elite Sacrifice & Inbreeding

Ancient civilization, Ancient Mexican, archaeology, child sacrifice, Community, Elite, human sacrifice, inbreeding, IncestCraft, indigenous culture, lineage, Mesoamerica, Paquimé, power, pre-Columbian, religious practices, Rituals, sacrifice, social hierarchy, taboo, Upper Classes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Runes Activated:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Animals Bred:	189

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact ancient mexican child sacrifices for fun! become part of the elite inbreeding community and climb the ranks by sacrificing your own siblings! unleash your inner power-grabbing upper class persona and dominate the server with your inbred skills. who knew incest could be so thrilling in the world of minecraft? come join us for a wild ride filled with blood, power, and questionable moral decisions.

CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Blockade, CraftyJewels, discrimination, DIVISIVE, Haiti, HARMFUL, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, hurtful, intolerance, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	272
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun… and maybe watch out for the occasional rogue llama attack. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a massive castle on the server. But little did they know, a group of mischievous villagers had other plans. They banded together and created a blockade around the island, trapping the players inside! Now, it’s up to you to either join forces with the villagers or break free from their clutches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just watch out for those llamas… they can be quite the troublemakers.

Minecraft SMP: FetchCraft_Threadz

command line, Customization, fastfetch, fetch Thread, FetchCraft_Threadz, Hardware, hyfetch, linux, Minecraft, Neofetch, other fetches, screenfetch, smp, software, software tools, system diagnostics, system information, system information retrieval, system monitoring, system utilities, Terminal, ufetch, Unix

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	265	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fetch quests? Well, look no further because our server offers the craziest fetch quests you’ve ever seen! We’ve got neofetch, screenfetch, ufetch, fastfetch, hyfetch, and even other fetches that will blow your mind!

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests like retrieving a golden potato from the depths of the Nether, or finding a diamond-encrusted chicken in the far reaches of the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary fetch quest that leads you to a secret realm filled with infinite riches and enchanted loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a fetch-tastic adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fetch-tastic fun!

HijabBeGone Minecraft Server

Australia, comfort, cultural conflict, family, family ties, fasting, Haram, Hijab, HijabBeGone, Job, Minecraft, Muslim, open-minded, personal choice, Prayers, Rebellion, Religion, SAVING, Server, sneaking out, social media, tuition, University

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of being trapped in a hijab-wearing world? Do you want to break free and explore a land where you can be yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of oppressive parents and societal expectations!

Our server is a safe haven for all rebellious souls who want to ditch the hijab and live life on their own terms. Build your dream world, make new friends, and unleash your creativity without any judgment or restrictions.

Embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms – all while rocking your favorite non-hijab skin! Leave behind the drama of family feuds and oppressive rules, and join us in a world where you can truly be free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to liberation and self-discovery! Who needs a uni degree when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips? Let’s build a brighter, hijab-free future together!

CircusCraft: Family Edition

#venting, apologies, blended family, Chaos, circus, CircusCraft, Communication, complex relationships, Confrontation, custody, divided loyalties, Divorce, Dysfunctional family, Edition, family, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, step-family

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Emeralds Found:	8794
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a circus? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, crazy family dynamics, and unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a server where players have more complicated relationships than a soap opera. From step-siblings to exes to unofficially adopted children, our server is a melting pot of family drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a web of divided loyalties, blended families, and sibling rivalries. Who needs a peaceful family when you can have a chaotic one like ours?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more like a circus than a family, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama at every turn.