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CreeperCrafter69

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crops Grown:	8496	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic Minecraft adventures that will leave you crying tears of joy. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

And if you’re looking for a new twist on the game, we have a special “Worst Sexual Experience” challenge where you have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises. Can you make it out alive?

So come on over and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of having too much fun!

PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Towns Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ores Mined:	5542
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Farms Harvested:	371	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6194	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Dad’s Biz Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring family drama and college stress? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior battling creepers and building epic castles, all while avoiding becoming a remote employee for your dad’s small business. No more arguments about rent and tuition – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a part-time job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Mother-in-LawCraft: Husband Edition

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and boundary-crossing adventures.

We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?

Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!

And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!

SkillfulSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Enchantments Applied:	280	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and learn valuable soft skills that will have a positive impact on your job, like how to negotiate with creepers for better loot drops or how to communicate effectively with villagers to trade for rare items. Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server once tamed a wild Ender Dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your skills in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

PennyCraft: Worth Every Block

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Blocktopus will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s worth every single penny (and then some)!

QuakeCraft Server: Russian Volcano Ash Cloud Warning

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Farms Harvested:	748
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just mining away in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, BOOM! A 7.0-magnitude earthquake hits the server! But wait, it gets even crazier – a Russian volcano erupts and sends a massive ash cloud into the sky, warning all aircraft to stay away!

But here’s the twist – this server is actually INSIDE the volcano! You can build your base right in the lava, mine for diamonds while dodging falling rocks, and even ride on the back of a lava-spewing dragon! It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and destruction, but in a totally fun way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will literally rock your world (pun intended), come join us and experience the thrill of surviving natural disasters while building your dream base in the heart of a volcano! Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyZelenskyy’sStronghold

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Towns Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are like, not bffs? well, on this server, ukraine has a secret base in russia and they’re like, totally taking over. zelenskyy is leading the charge and he’s all like “we’re getting stronger, bros!” join this server if u wanna see ukraine kick some russian butt in minecraft. it’s gonna be epic, trust me. plus, we have free cake for all players. yum yum. come join the fun!