terrible guidance – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.
One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with Nijisanji EN YouTubers, LazuLight drama, and OBSYDIA shenanigans.
Ethyria is where the party never stops, Luxiem is where the magic happens, and Noctyx is where the chaos reigns supreme. ILUNA is the land of mystery, XSOLEIL is where the sun always shines, and Krisis is where the drama unfolds.
But wait, there’s more! TTT is where you’ll find the bravest warriors, Denauth is where the adventure begins, and our Teamup schedule will keep you on your toes. And don’t forget about our Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous section for some extra spice!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Face Swap Like Face App Minecraft SMP
ai, alternative app, app, blocked faceswap, deepfake, digital manipulation, effects, face, faceapp, faceswap, facial features, facial recognition, FILTERS, free, image editing, Minecraft, photo editing, Quick, selfie, smp, social media, Swap, swap faces, Technology, Website
Are you tired of your boring old face? Want to spice things up with some hilarious faceswaps but can’t because they’ve blocked it on the Face app? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special plugin that allows you to faceswap with any block in the game! That’s right, you can have a creeper face, a diamond block face, or even a dirt block face! Join us and unleash your inner blockhead in the most epic faceswapping adventure ever seen in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane feature!

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Tragic Love Minecraft Server
Adventure, couple, destiny, emotional, FANTASY, Hero, History, Hyrule, iconic, legend, Link, love, Minecraft, Nintendo, OoT, princess, relationships, Romantic, Server, tragic, video game, Zelda
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic love story of OOT Zelda and Link unfold right before your very eyes. Will they finally confess their feelings for each other or will Ganon ruin everything once again? Only on our server will you find out! Plus, we have custom-built dungeons that are so challenging, even the most hardcore gamers will break a sweat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server ever!

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The Bedrock Blockheads Minecraft SMP
adaptation, bedrock, Blockheads, Childhood, comparison, Experience, familiarity, gameplay, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Mods, Nostalgia, Performance, pocket edition, Preference, Render Distance, saturated, seamless, smp, Textures, Vanilla
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft experience? Looking for a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!
Join us and experience the wonders of Bedrock edition, where the textures are so saturated, you’ll feel like you’re playing in a rainbow! But that’s not all, our server runs so smoothly, you’ll be flying through the game at warp speed.
But beware, once you join our SMP, you may never want to leave. We’ve heard stories of players who tried to switch back to Java, only to find themselves crawling back to us, begging for forgiveness.
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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WinningSHEEEServer – Minecraft Server
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Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! If you win on our server, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather, turn all the zombies into friendly villagers, and ride a dragon into battle against the Ender Dragon herself!
But beware, if you lose, you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity and be chased around by a pack of angry wolves. So come join us and see what happens if she wins… or loses!

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The Lizard Lounge – Minecraft SMP
anatomy, Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd reptiles, Literature, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Lounge, Minecraft, reptile-folk, Resources, scaly, series changes, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, source finding, Wyverns
Welcome to the most scaly-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’re all about those scales, baby. Whether you’re into dragons, wyverns, dinosaurs, or even lizard people like Argonians, this is the place for you. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of lewd lizard writings to keep you entertained.
Join us if you want to discuss all things scaly, from anatomy arguments (which never go anywhere, by the way) to sharing your favorite scaly series and making outrageous changes to them. Just remember, no monstergirls allowed – we’ve got standards, you know.
So why join our SMP? Well, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant fire-breathing dragon who will only let you in if you can recite the entire script of “The Land Before Time” backwards. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a tribe of kobolds who love to play Minecraft all day.
And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident shark in a top hat who roams the server looking for unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner lizard lover run wild!

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BreadixWorld BedWars Minecraft server
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› Our project is based on Minecraft PE version 1.1 – 1.1.7.• On our server you will find such mini-games as: BedWars 4v4v4v4 Mode and SkyWars Solo Mode, as well as SkyWars Teams Mode!• Just recently a new seasonal mini-game was added to the server – Grich Simulator! Attention, it will only be available until March! Don’t miss the opportunity to play a new mini-game!• When creating the server, we tried to convey the style and atmosphere of mini-games from the Hypixel server!
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Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
Android, anniversary, codes, costume gacha, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Livestream, Minecraft, new players, Nikkes, PC, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter.
Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with insane events like Sim Room Overclock, where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the extreme!
But wait, there’s more! How about dressing up your character in the latest fashion trends with Costume Passes like Thief of Justice and Baseball Fan? Trust us, your Minecraft avatar will be the talk of the server!
And don’t even get us started on our upcoming events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] and Solo Raid: Behemoth. You won’t want to miss out on the action-packed fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter Rapunzel: Pure Grace cleaning up the party mess or Cinderella: Glass Princess breaking out her killer dance moves. It’s all happening on our server!
Download now for Android, iOS, or PC and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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The Fed’s Top Two Minecraft SMP
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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.
Once upon a time, there were two fed’s top babyfaces who decided to join our SMP. And let me tell you, things got wild! They built giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamonds, rode pigs into battle against creepers, and even tamed a dragon to guard their treasure.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and even a hidden village of talking llamas. And if you join our SMP, you can be a part of all the madness too!
So come on and join us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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Autistic Dude’s Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of being seen as an “ick” to women in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, being a male autist actually makes you a total chick magnet! That’s right, our virtual world is filled with ladies who can’t resist a guy who knows how to build a mean pixelated castle.
Join our server and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. They’ll be begging you to show them your redstone contraptions and asking for your expert advice on how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Who needs real life when you can be the ultimate ladies’ man in Minecraft?
So come on, leave your real-life ickiness behind and join our server where being a male autist is actually a superpower. Who knew virtual reality could be so much better than the real thing?

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