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BdayBlockBummer

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	9

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

CraftyCreeperJoe’s $50bn Aid Adventure

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3279	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

LOL, if u wanna have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! Joe Biden himself said democracies can deliver, so come deliver some epic builds with us! G7 just approved a $50bn aid deal for Ukraine, but who needs that when u can join our server and build a diamond palace instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s looking for new friends to troll. So come on, what are u waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CellularRespawnCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	204	Crops Grown:	5714
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

yo, so like, have you ever thought about how we’re basically living multiple lives in multiple bodies cuz our cells keep changin’ and our memories are all messed up? well, if you wanna experience that on a whole new level, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a whole new body, livin’ a whole new life in the minecraft world. one minute you’re a pig, the next you’re a creeper, then boom, you’re a freakin’ enderman! it’s like a never-ending cycle of reincarnation but in blocky form.

and get this, each time you respawn, you gotta complete a wild challenge to unlock a new body. one time you might have to build a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks, and the next you might have to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. it’s bonkers, but it’s so much fun!

so if you’re lookin’ for a server that’ll make you question your existence while havin’ a blast, come join us! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true meaning of life in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up as a blocky chicken. either way, it’s gonna be a riot!

HonkaiCraft – StarRailMC Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the Nether. Our community is as vibrant as a field of blooming poppies, and we guarantee you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legendary, it’s rumored that Notch himself plays here in disguise. And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds galore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re more explosive than a TNT cannon in a fireworks factory.

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
New Chunks Explored:	756907	Dragon Eggs Found:	8815
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with mutual benefit and win-win cooperation – just like in the real world, right?

But that’s not all! We have a massive Chinese nationalist turnout on the streets of our virtual world. Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you can join in on political rallies and protests. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that New Zealand is a security risk to the Anglosphere. They can’t be trusted anymore, so we may need to invade them if WW3 starts. But don’t worry, we’ll have your back on the server. Just make sure to bring your virtual weapons and armor!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen – including international political drama and virtual warfare. See you in the game!

MarriageCraft: Drama & Pettiness

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7616	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family secrets, mental breakdowns, and divorce drama! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your own family drama seem like a walk in the park. Plus, our players are experts at causing stress and splitting families apart – it’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So come on in and join the chaos – you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrisisSolvers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are harder to find than a good parking spot at the mall on Black Friday? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a New Year’s Eve party.

Our server is so affordable, even the creepers are offering discounts on explosions! Build your dream castle without breaking the bank, and watch as your piggy bank overflows with emeralds and gold.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to the affordability crises. With us, you’ll be swimming in riches faster than you can say “creeper, aw man!”

MoonCraft Co-op: Putin & China Build!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7317	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Buildings Constructed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and china are building a moon station together!!! 🌕🚀🇷🇺🇨🇳

we have moon rocks as currency and you can ride space llamas around the galaxy!!! 🌌🦙

build your own moon base and defend it from alien creepers and space zombies!!! 👽💥

join now and be part of the most out-of-this-world adventure in minecraft history!!! 🌟🚀🌙

ChunkyCuisineCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	2416	Farms Harvested:	138

Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where we take cooking to a whole new level of insanity! Imagine a world where you can mix chunks of different creatures with their own fluids and light it on fire for a delicious meal! Who needs a kitchen when you have a lava pit to cook in, am I right?

Join us for the craziest culinary adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From cooking up zombie brains to grilling up creepers, the possibilities are endless! And don’t worry, our chefs are certified in the art of cooking with a side of chaos.

So come on down and join us for a taste of the wild side. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite dish in the process. Just watch out for the exploding pigs, they tend to get a little rowdy during dinner time!

SpudCraft: The Potato-Powered Adventure! 🥔🚀

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4646	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Void Gems Collected:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

SpudCraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Trust-based diamond economy system	Similar to HermitCraft
/spawn command	Easily get back to spawn
Voice chat mod	Similar to HermitCraft
Vanilla gameplay	Essential datapacks included
Age requirement	15 years old
Community	Kind, mature, and interactive
Events	Collaborative build projects, game nights
BlueMap	Explore the world

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to create a safe, trusting community for all players.

How do I join?

To join SpudCraft, you can submit an application on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

When will the server reset?

SpudCraft plans to reset once Paper 1.21 is released. Join now to get whitelisted and meet the community before the reset.

CraftyCuisine Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crops Grown:	6086
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of eating the same old boring Minecraft food every night? Join our server and feast on virtual delicacies like diamond-encrusted pork chops and creeper sushi rolls! Our chefs have mastered the art of cooking in pixels, creating dishes that will make your taste buds explode with flavor (not literally, we promise). Plus, our shopping lists are filled with ingredients you never knew existed in the Minecraft universe – who knew you could make a gourmet meal out of spider eyes and slime balls? So come join us and let’s cook up some culinary chaos together!