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SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

awkward encounters, bad, bad dates, cringe-worthy dates, date, dating disasters, dating fails, dating horror, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, dating regrets, dating woes, embarrassing dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, online dating horror stories, online dating nightmares, online dating woes, smp, Stories, Swipecraft, terrible dates, worst online dates, worst online dating

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

CraftyDateDisaster

awkward dates, awkward moments, bad date experiences, bad dates, CraftyDateDisaster, cringeworthy dates, dating disasters, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, dating nightmares, disastrous dates, embarrassing dates, nightmare dates, terrible dates, worst date, worst date ever, worst date stories, worst first date

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	119
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Picture this: you’re on a date in Minecraft, everything is going smoothly until your date accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on you. But fear not, on our server, we have special anti-creeper repellent that will keep those explosive pests at bay. Join us for a chance to find love and survive the ultimate date night disaster!

CreeperConfessions

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperConfessions, Disturbing, dreadful, Frightening, Gruesome, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, INFORMATION, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Share, Shocking.., spine-chilling, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of potion brewing. Want to know their secret recipe for unlimited chicken nuggets? Join our server and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to out-dance them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BeerCraftGovKeys

activism, Austria, beer culture, Beer Party, BeerCraftGovKeys, Coalition, Democracy, elections, far right, Government, grassroots, humor, JOKE, political movement, political party, Politics, populist, satire, social media, unconventional politics, Voting

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mines Excavated:	3123
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

So, like, this server started as a joke, ya know? But now it’s like, the key to a whole government without the right! Like, imagine ruling a whole country just by playing Minecraft, bro. It’s like, the ultimate power move. Plus, we have unlimited beer parties, like, all the time. You’ll never run out of brewskis, dude. So come join the madness and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

MemoryCraft: Bacterial Edition

antibiotic resistance, antibiotic treatment, bacterial, bacterial adaptation, Bacterial cells, bacterial evolution, bacterial research, bacterial sensitivity, cell biology, Dna, Edition, environmental changes, genetic inheritance, genetic modification, Inheritance, Memory, MemoryCraft, microbial genetics, microbial resistance, microbiology, Molecular biology, regulatory networks, treatments

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

so like, this server is like, totally lit cuz the bacterial cells are like, remembering stuff and passing it on to each other. it’s like they’re gossiping but with science stuff. join this server to be part of this crazy memory game where bacteria are the main characters. who needs DNA when you have regulatory networks, amirite? plus, we’re all about overcoming antibiotic resistance by modifying bacterial sensitivity. it’s like a soap opera but with germs. come join the fun and see what kind of wild stories these bacteria have in store for you!

Nightshade: Where the Only Poison is the Creeper Explosions, the Drama is real, and the 18+ jokes are inevitable!

/co inspect, Armor statues, cauldron concrete, coordinates hud, Coreprotect, creeper, Custom Nether Portal, Drama, explosions, FarmControl, Fast Leaf Decay, Geyser, Inevitable, jokes, mobGriefing, Multiplayer Sleep, Nether Portal Coord, Nightshade, Plated elytra, player head drops, Poison, Purpur, real, Silence Mobs, smp, tps, vanilla tweaks, Villager Workstation Highlight, wandering traders

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mines Excavated:	3004
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Server Name	Nightshade SMP
Whitelist	Yes, 18 plus
Community Focus	Building and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended
Server Features	No land claim plugins, no pay-to-win system, friendly community, planned events, survival mode, Discord community, bedrock crossplay
Server Plugins	Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect, FarmControl, Dynmap, Geyser, Vanilla tweaks, and more
Server Settings	CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 7700X, Render distance: 12, Simulation distance: 6, World border: 20,000×20,000 blocks
Server Info	Vanilla 1.21, IP: play.NightshadeSMP.net, Bedrock port: 19132

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to complete the application process on our Discord server and await acceptance notification.

What are the server features?

The server offers a friendly community, planned events, survival mode, and bedrock crossplay among other features.

What plugins does the server use?

Some of the plugins used on the server include Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect for rollback, FarmControl for managing animal farms, Dynmap for a web map, and Geyser for bedrock crossplay.

What are the server settings?

The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 7 7700X CPU, with a render distance of 12, simulation distance of 6, and a world border of 20,000×20,000 blocks.

Can I play on the server from Minecraft Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports bedrock crossplay so players from different versions can play together.

How can I report griefing on the server?

You can report griefing incidents to the server staff who can use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback any damage and identify the culprit.

CraftySocials Minecraft Server

CraftySocials, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Crops Grown:	6016	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to Socials 2, the Minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while avoiding creepers who just want to give you a hug (and blow you up).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance and zombies drop sick beats. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.

So come on down to Socials 2 and experience the craziest Minecraft server in town. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

FireflyMC_SMP- InsaneGalaxy

Adventure, Browncoats, CREW, cult classic, Drama, firefly, FireflyMC_SMP, InsaneGalaxy, Insanity, Joss Whedon, long tail, nathan fillion, outer space, Sci Fi, science fiction, Serenity, Space, space opera, Space Travel, Spaceship, star system, tv show

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2492
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to the Firefly star system, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army take over spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots? It was clucking madness!

But that’s not all! Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on the backs of giant squids and shooting fireballs out of their noses. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the best dancers in town.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us in the Firefly star system. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination.

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family secrets, family visit, festive drinkers, first baby, Grandchild, great-grandchild, in-person announcement, lack of participation, long distance family, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, private announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sly announcement, wedding weekend, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of timing and not stealing anyone’s thunder, just like the OP in this wild story! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for the perfect moment to reveal your big news, whether it’s a new build, a secret treasure, or even your first grandchild (in Minecraft, of course).

We promise not to spill the beans to your extended crazy family, unless you want us to create a virtual drama for entertainment purposes. Our festive drinkers will be slyly holding drinks or ordering convincing stand-ins, just like in real life. And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s thunder, don’t worry – we have thunderstorms in Minecraft that will distract everyone from your big reveal.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few well-timed secrets). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a treasure chest, just like the one at your sister’s wedding!

ArtisticFamDiscount

art commissions, art for profit, art passion, art worth, artistic boundaries, artistic value, ArtisticFamDiscount, Boundaries, commission prices, Disrespect, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, free art, motivation, pricing disputes, pricing strategy, relationships, self worth, self-doubt

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	169819
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your artistic talents? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put into your creations! Unlike OP’s family, we believe that art should be celebrated and compensated for. Join us and never worry about being called a “greedy bitch” for wanting to be paid for your amazing art. Plus, we have a special discount for new players – pay just $5 for your first piece of art! And if anyone dares to ask for a redo or remove your watermark, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “pixelated masterpiece.” So come join us and let your creativity run wild – without any entitled family members trying to bring you down!

InvisiCraft SMP: Hourly Hijinks

Ability, CAMOUFLAGE, cloak, disappear, dream, ELUSIVE, Ethereal, FANTASY, hidden, hijinks, Hourly, ILLUSION, INVISIBLE, InvisiCraft, Magic, Mysterious, secret, smp, sneak, Spy, stealth, SUPERPOWER, vanish, wish

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	5801	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and you’ll have the power to become invisible for an hour every day. Want to prank your friends by stealing their diamonds or sneak up on creepers and scare them away? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious treasure?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any danger? They’re always on the lookout for new members to join their pack and go on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen!

RespawnRapture

Afterlife, afterlife theories, Beliefs, beyond the grave, Consciousness, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, existential questions, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., Metaphysical, near death experiences, philosophical perspectives, Reincarnation, religious views, RespawnRapture, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the afterlife is just respawning at your bed? Well, on our server, life after death is a wild ride! Picture this: when you die, you get to party with all the creepers and skeletons in a never-ending dance-off. Plus, the winner gets a diamond sword! Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience and see if you have what it takes to out-dance the undead!