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SavageSibs Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward family dinners and enjoy delicious virtual meals without offending anyone!

Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on pixelated delicacies that will never make you sick or leave you hungry. No more bland, overcooked, or inedible meals here – only the finest virtual dishes crafted with love and care by our talented chefs (or players, but who’s keeping track?).

Say goodbye to dietary restrictions and hello to a world where you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, without worrying about hurting anyone’s feelings. Our server is a safe space for all foodies, picky eaters, and culinary rebels who refuse to settle for subpar meals.

So come on over and join us for a taste of paradise – because life’s too short to eat bad food, even in Minecraft!

Bi-Fetish Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	6895
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is the steamy drama between players! Join us if you’re into MMF threesomes – in Minecraft, of course! Watch your boyfriend get it on with another guy while you build the most epic castle in the land. Just remember, no touching – we’re all about the voyeuristic thrill here! So come on in and let your wildest fantasies run wild…as long as those fantasies involve pixelated blocks and not actual human contact.

Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mining Mahjong Madness

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner mahjong master while building epic structures? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tutorials, M-League matches, and arts and crafts tournaments that will blow your mind! Our server is so lit, even Kaavi Fortune himself has blessed us with his presence for our 3rd tournament.

So what are you waiting for? Sign up now and get ready to experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the mjg booru while you’re at it. See you in the game, mahjong warriors! 🀄️🔥 #CrazyCraftsAndMahjongMadness

CraftyCheatSwap

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mines Excavated:	3597	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to prove your worthiness and intelligence in a battle of wits and skills! Just like the tough chemistry test, our server will challenge you to think on your feet and outsmart your opponents.

Imagine a world where your classmates can’t cheat their way to victory and where hard work and dedication are rewarded. On our server, everyone starts on an even playing field, so you can show off your true skills without any shortcuts.

Don’t be like the girl who thought she could coast by on memorized answers – join us and show that you have what it takes to succeed on your own merit. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your hard work and dedication.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave the cheaters behind. Let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer our challenges and come out on top!

BodySwapMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	26

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally change anything about your body! Want to have diamond abs? Done. Want to have creeper feet? No problem. Want to have a pig’s snout? Sure thing! The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure where you can trade body parts with other players, participate in crazy challenges like the “Ugliest Avatar Contest”, and even attend a virtual plastic surgery clinic run by a group of mischievous villagers.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have fun, and maybe even question your own sanity, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just end up with a body that’s weirder than a chicken riding a pig!

CraftyCreeperDatingDisaster

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	1258	Dragon Eggs Found:	9885
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchantments Applied:	115
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about bad first dates again! On our server, you can build a virtual date night paradise complete with romantic sunsets, fancy dinners, and even a pet llama to serenade you with love songs. Plus, if your date turns out to be a creeper (literally), you can just block them and move on to the next blocky hottie. So come join us and find your virtual soulmate – because diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s forever on our server!

Legendary Mystic Commons

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

hey u, yes u, r u tired of all them basic minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? well do i have a treat for u! come join our EPIC server where legends are born, myths are busted, and uniqueness is the norm!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly! yes, u heard me right, friendly creepers! they will even help u build ur house if u ask nicely.

our server is so unique that even herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. he’s now our resident interior designer, adding spooky touches to all our builds. and don’t even get me started on the llamas. they have formed their own llama army and are plotting to take over the server. but don’t worry, they only attack with hugs and kisses.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most legendary, mystical, and unique minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. who can say no to free cake?

Dad’s Age Down Syndrome Risk

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

hey u, ya u reading dis, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be like “whaaaaat?!”

so get dis, if ur dad is like super old or super young, u got a higher chance of gettin a kid with down syndrome. crazy right?! but like, don’t worry bout dat, just join our server and u gonna have a blast!

we got like, diamond armor for days, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell dad jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of endless cake. yea, we got dat too.

so what u waitin for? come join our server and let’s make some memories together. and remember, age ain’t nothin but a number, especially in minecraft. let’s get crafty, my dudes!

What is the IP for Critical Drinker After Hours Minecraft Server?

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	203
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Critical Drinker After Hours is a YouTube channel hosted by a popular cultural commentator known as the Critical Drinker. With a no-nonsense, humorous approach, the Critical Drinker reviews movies, TV shows, and other forms of entertainment, offering insightful analysis and sharp critique. His channel has gained a dedicated following for its candid and entertaining content, making him a notable voice in the world of pop culture commentary.

Cirque du Mine: Chapter 63 Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Cirque du Freak for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and jaw-dropping surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of circus performers who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They can juggle creepers, tame Ender Dragons, and even ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel in our server that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join Cirque du Freak today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the clown zombies – they’re a real hoot!

Silly Minecraft SMP Questions

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7668	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere, or participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

Our community is filled with quirky characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer, who can tame even the most explosive mobs with a single stare, and Sally the Sheep Herder, who can knit you a sweater out of wool faster than you can say “baa.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!