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The Cringiest Christmas Movie Marathon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Enchantments Applied:	173	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Potions Brewed:	108
Players Killed by Monsters:	8087	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Christmas tree on fire? Look no further, because our server is like a holiday movie marathon gone terribly wrong! Join us for a jolly good time filled with more chaos than the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!

The Artistic Miner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime ships, controversial, cute, Fandom, fanfiction, forbidden love, Japanese culture, Kino, Loli, loli x shota, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, PIXEL, relationship, romance, Server, shota, taboo, underage, young love

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Enchantments Applied:	77
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where loli x shota is truly kino! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable relationships between tiny characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a loli and a shota decided to team up and take on the Ender Dragon together. With their tiny stature and big hearts, they defeated the dragon in record time, all while looking adorable AF.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Loli x Shota Dance Party, where players can show off their best dance moves in their cutest skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a loli and a shota break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, loli x shota is kino here, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

N e i l O l i v e r M i n e c r a f t S M P

Analysis, archaeology, British History, commentary, controversial, critique, documentary, History, Honest, interview, media personality, Neil Oliver, opinionated, outspoken, scotland, social commentary, television presenter, uk, Unfiltered

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and never speaks their mind? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where players are encouraged to be brutally honest and let it all out.

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, where diamonds are so plentiful you can build entire castles out of them, and where the only rule is to never hold back on your opinions.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that thrives on chaos and craziness. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your true colors shine! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get seriously silly.

Mother Wrecked Car Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	959451
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring old compact SUVs? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your Buick Enclave woes? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you want to wreck your car just to have an excuse to join us. We recommend only the most outrageous vehicles, like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. So come on over and join the fun – just don’t bring your Buick Enclave with you!

Yeet The Pajeet Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	243
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: You log on to the server and are greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore the world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink fluffy unicorns roaming the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping a margarita.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and absurdities await you in this wacky world!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2259	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6789	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

NG Slot is a popular casino streamer and YouTuber known for sharing his gambling experiences and slot machine wins with his audience. With a dedicated following, NG Slot provides entertaining content and expert insights into the world of casino gaming.

Lantern Project Minecraft server

anti-grief protection system, Code, Cooking, Discord, Fishing, Game, interesting mechanics, Lantern Project, Latest Version, military chat, Minecraft, new content, Nice Community, Plants, Quests, SuperSurvival genre, Survival, unique approach, Vanilla Survival, version 1.21-1.21.X

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Lantern is a server in the SuperSurvival genre. The basis of the server consists of survival with the addition of new content

Our goal is to diversify the game, and most importantly, you don’t need to download mods for this!

We do not allow griefing and you cannot private territories, but at the same time we are not a completely vanilla server

?Why should you play on our project:

●?Fishing, plants, quests, cooking and much more!

●?We don’t spoil, but complement vanilla survival

●?Unique approach

●❤️‍?The presence of interesting mechanics

●?️Plugin for military chat

●?Nice community

●?Anti-grief protection system

●?Supports the latest version of the game

⭐How to start playing?

1 Go to discord: https://discord.gg/resaHJF6DA

2. Go to the server: lantern-project.ru

3. Get the code

4. Write in PM: @LMC

5. Done. Have a nice game!

The game requires version 1.21-1.21.X

lantern-project.ru

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

capitalism, cold war, Cold War aftermath, communism, communism’s consequences, communism’s impact, eastern europe, Eastern Europe vs Mediterranean, Eastern European countries, eastern european history, economic development, economic disparity, European geopolitics, INEQUALITY, Mediterranean countries, Minecraft, political ideologies, political systems, Redstone, revolution, Server, socialism, socioeconomic differences

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6200	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Votes:	8861

Are you tired of getting completely screwed over by communism in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of capitalist pigs who will ensure you have the freedom to thrive and dominate the competition!

Join our server and experience the thrill of rapidly overtaking all those med countries who got money and didn’t even do anything in the cold war. Show them who’s boss as you build your empire and assert your dominance over the virtual world.

Why are eastern Europeans greater than meds on our server? Because they have the determination and grit to rise above any challenge, no matter how absurd or unfair. Join us and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Linux SMP: C# GUI Mastermind

application development, c#, compatibility, Crafty, cross-platform, Desktop application, development tools, dotnet, graphical user interface, Gui, GUI app, GUI application, linux, Linux environment, mastermind, operating system, programming, smp, software design, Software Development, software engineering, ubuntu, Ubuntu system, user interface

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are always ready to help you out. Plus, they can spit at griefers, so watch out!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and enchanted items that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden down there!

3. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic players to enter. If you can’t do a triple backflip off a cliff while fighting a creeper, you’re not getting in.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Sub to Her Minecraft Server

Behavior, CONTENT, Disappointment, Drama, Drunk, Entertainment, family, gossip, influencers, loyalty, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nerissa, relationships, scandal, Server, sisters, slutty, social media, subscription, Updates, Whores

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of scandal.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of evil llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Nerissa, a mystical being who can grant you three wishes. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the earth? You got it. The possibilities are endless.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident drunk whores – I mean, married sisters. They may be a little wild, but they sure know how to throw a party. Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything.