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CandyCrafters

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Farms Harvested:	516	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the worst candy of all time – absolutely disgusting but strangely addictive! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by giant gummy bears, mining for chocolate diamonds, and building a gingerbread house that attracts hungry zombies. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (even if you have a sugar rush-induced headache)!

Shaolin

Casual, Discord, Economy, ELYTRA, epic builds, friendly community, HARD, Harder Vanilla Survival, Hardmode, Land claiming, large biomes, Largebiomes, no cheating, No Griefing, No hacking, No Spamming, pvp allowed, Regular Backups, respectful players, shaolin, Small, Smallcommunity, Survival, survival minecraft, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Villager Trade Rebalance

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6541

Harder Vanilla Survival. Give yourself a tougher challenge and meet some awesome friends along the way. We’re a small group of people from around the world that like to play survival minecart and have fun together. Join us!

What makes Shaolin unique?– Large Biomes with reduce structure generation in the overworld. (Strongholds, Spawners, Nether, and End remain unchanged)– New 1.21 villager trade rebalance active.– Do what you want. Build Farms, have a store, fight the Ender Dragon, fly with Elytra.

Pop in to say hello and look around. If you like what you see, then go find some land and build a home! The goal is to create a server full of honest friends, epic builds, an economy, and a place of dreams. Come show off your building skills, meet new friendly people, and play some Survival Minecraft. Come to Shaolin!

Don’t forget to join the Discord. As a protection against griefing, the server is backed up regularly.

Rules-Do not Hack, Cheat, Xray, Grief, Spam, Steal, or otherwise annoy us or you will be banned Please be respectful and clean up after yourselfPvP is allowed but only if both players are willing

shaolin.landoscloud.com

The Land of Stealing Wishes – Not So Vanilla Edition

Account.., Community, crystal, Dedicated, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Join, Land, LifeSteal, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PvP, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Server Rules, Start, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Wishes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Votes:	6963	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

WishSteal SMP Server Overview

Server Name	WishSteal SMP
Server Type	Lifesteal
Joining Requirement	Real Account Only
Rules	Griefing and stealing allowed; crystal PvP not allowed
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/zRvsEdMp

FAQ

Q: When will the server start?

A: The server will start when we reach about 10-15 members.

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, all the rules can be found in the smp-rules channel in the Discord server linked above.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for both average players and dedicated players who are willing to commit to the server.

CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

#Intention, Calculated, conniving, Crafty, CraftyPlan, Cunning, Deception, Deliberate, entire time, hidden agenda., Manipulation, Minecraft, Plan, Plot, Premeditated, purposeful, scheme, scheming, Server, strategic planning, strategy, ulterior motive

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Emeralds Found:	6038
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Towns Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

addiction, Attention, Babysitting, college, compromise, Conversation, Exams, exhaustion, family, free babysitting, nephew, NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, screen time, sibling conflict, single mother, studying, time consuming, TV

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Emeralds Found:	5096	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	115	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

LifeSucksMC Server

Adversity, bitter truths, Challenges, coming to terms with reality, coping with disappointment, difficult experiences, Disappointment, disillusionment, disillusionment with life, facing setbacks, finding out the hard way, harsh reality, harsh truths, life sucks, LifeSucksMC, negative outlook, painful lessons, realization, Server, Struggle, tough times, unpleasant surprises

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

MineCraftJobSwitcher

Burnout, conflicts with coworkers, constant stress, declining performance, feeling stagnant, feeling unappreciated, feeling underpaid, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of challenge, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of support from management, low morale, micromanagement, MineCraftJobSwitcher, no room for advancement, poor work-life balance, toxic work environment

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHate, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, RETALIATION, retaliatory strikes, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Yemen

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	148	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!

HodeidahBoomCraft

breaking news, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, evacuation, explosions, Hodeidah, HodeidahBoomCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Rebel forces, Saudi Arabia, united nations, violence, War, Western coast, Yemen, Yemeni government

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
New Chunks Explored:	92039	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

come join our minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun and laughter! we have so much chaos and craziness, you’ll think you’ve been transported to a land of pure insanity!

our spawn point is like a war zone, with explosions going off left and right. but don’t worry, it’s just our way of welcoming you to the server!

we have custom mini-games like “TNT tag” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes in your face. it’s a blast…literally!

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yep, you heard that right. we have pigs that can fly around the server, dropping presents and causing mischief wherever they go.

so come on down to our explosive paradise and join in on the madness! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

CraftingLand: Where Every Landing is a Takeoff

air travel, aircraft, Airline (Industry), airports, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation operations, aviation safety, aviation success, aviation trends, CraftingLand, equal numbers, flight management, flight operations, flight statistics, great year, Landing, Pilots, Safety, successful landings, takeoff, takeoffs, travel industry

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, the best thing ever. like, you spawn in and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy airport where all the planes are made out of blocks.

you can like, build your own plane and fly around the server, but here’s the catch – you gotta have the same number of successful landings as takeoffs. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, man.

but wait, there’s more. there’s this legendary pilot who flies around on a giant chicken, and if you can catch him, he’ll give you a special diamond sword that can one-shot any mob.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the admins hang out and throw crazy parties. if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

so like, come join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.