terrible business names – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyCreeperCo
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Have you ever heard of a business called “Crazy Cat Lady’s Used Sock Emporium”? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft server form! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with flying socks, mischievous cats, and endless laughter. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the currency is literally smelly old socks? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest filled with diamond-studded socks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Crazy Cat Lady herself. So come on down and join the madness!

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New Server IP
PixelJaws
Pixelmon, Survival
A fun pixelmon server with lots of events and opportunities to be the very best! We have Npc gyms and soon to come player gyms. Friendly Staff that are willing to help and interact.
51.254.149.249:25598

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New Server IP
Vitacraft
Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival
Vitacraft is an Anarchy/MMORPG Minecraft Server based on player happiness on the server. There are no rules on the server except being respectful with other players. The main objective of the server is to make players happy and it is why the server is entirely based on the players experience. In Vitacraft, I can almost guarantee you’ll find something fun to do. You have access to a bunch of paid features and a total of 81 plugins! YOU will decide how you want to have fun! Languages: English/French (Quebec Server)
mc.vitacraft.ca

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New Server IP
Hao SMP
PvP, Survival
It is a fun survival server, there is also a netherite pvp server so you can practise your pvp! We have a good anti cheat. There is barely any hackers on there. There is always staff online! We have a good staff team. They are the best. If you need help with anything you can make a ticket and we will get back to you asap!
haosmp.revivehost.net:2208

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New Server IP
the Holy Miner_s Realm
Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist
Looking for some MC friends to build a small chillout community. Creating a nice environment, do some quests together, explore, .. make a small world to chill & have fun.
Adult mindset preferred, but every age welcome.
Myself mostly active around 10-17 UTC
Just one thing -> No auto-farms whatsoever (iron, crop, …) No game machanics exploit. Keeping it closer to reality. There are playtime rewards (including schematics) to get everyone easier to each others’ level.
146.59.220.214:25609

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New Server IP
faizan pixel
Bedwars, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival
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play.faizanpixel.tk:30680

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New Server IP
Mango-Net
Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla
We’re glad to have you here as part of our community! Our server is all about peaceful gameplay, where you can build and explore without fear of griefing or trolling.
Discord – discord.com/invite/SJPrfScvDV Server IP – mango-net.online
mango-net.online

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New Server IP
Yaysmp
Cross-Play
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139.99.18.173

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New Server IP
Starfruit Gardens
Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny
Welcome to Starfruit Gardens! We are a chill, cottagecore-inspired 1.19 survival server made for those who want a grief-free, laid-back, and friendly community! Since we are so small, we often have the ability to receive and implement player suggestions! Some of our features include: – Custom overworld, nether, and end generation – Custom structures – Custom cosmetic items – Over 100 custom enchantments – Super cute custom cottagecore textures – Pyrofishing and Pyromining – Towny – Mcmmo and Jobs
mc.starfruit-gardens.com

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New Server IP
Lifelore Blood Sweat and Tears
Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist
Experience hardcore survival Minecraft like never before. In a world of seasonal temperatures, battle the elements to stay fed, hydrated, warm or cool, and unincumbered by the weight of items. Experience surviving the Soulstice and the ever relenting zombie hordes that come in sleepless nights. Communication is limited, and allies are far and few. Strategy of the most adaptive shall thrive and stay alive. Join our server with Discord link and have available proximity voice chat, in-game chat through Discord, and find friends and allies to help and maintain surviving this hostile world.
173.237.39.77

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New Server IP
dxrery
Towny
Age Restriction Please note that Dxrery Networks is a 16+ server.
There are no NSFW channels on this server, therefore members post pictures and have conversations that are not suitable for children. If you are not of age, please reconsider joining the server as we cannot be held accountable for any inappropriate topics discussed on our platform.
You have been warned. If you do stay and are not of age, please behave yourself on the server.
We will not hesitate banning anyone without warning if you cause any trouble. This goes for anyone, even those who have supported the server before. We will not break our rules for anyone.
dxrery.cyou

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