Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).
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Funky Minecraft Server
APPEAL, clunky, dislike, Funky, Gaming, graphics, hate, Kids, micro transactions, microtransactions, Minecraft, Outdated, outdated graphics, pay to win, released in 2005, Server, Terrible, video games
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Block Party
BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms
join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.
if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.
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CraftyDateDisaster
awkward, awkward silence, bad experience, bad timing, CraftyDateDisaster, cringe-worthy, DATING, Disaster, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, lessons learned, mistake, never again, Nightmare, regret, relationship, romance, Terrible, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst dateAre you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?
So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!
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The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
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ExCraft: TerribleBedWars
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as your ex in bed? Look no further, because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than your last breakup. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unlike your ex in the bedroom. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!
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Welcome to Macaroni-land, where the pasta is al dente and the PvP is extra cheesy!
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Minecraft Server Details
Java IP 37.10.122.12:25984 Bedrock IP 37.10.122.12 PORT 25984 Mac land is a survival server with an old-school SMP vibe, featuring PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and a unique community. The server has been running for a few months and has established a small but active player base. There are several towns to explore, a simple spawn shop, player-owned shops, a starter kit, experimental skills, and various community-requested plugins like brewery and RP features.
FAQ
Question Answer How long has the server been running? The server has been running for a few months. What can players expect on the server? Players can expect a survival experience with PvP, a friendly community, towns to explore, shops, starter kits, experimental skills, and various plugins. Is there a Discord community for the server? Yes, players can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/Y9KWkNWucA. Are there any rules on the server? Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or in-game rules for more information.
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Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla SMP: Where the only thing custom is the players’ terrible building skills!
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Valhalla Minecraft Server Overview
Features Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened! FAQ
What is the server IP?
The server IP is gates.ValhallaCraft.org
How can I join the Discord server?
You can join the Discord server at https://www.valhallacraft.org
What makes Valhalla different from other Minecraft servers?
Valhalla offers innovative progression, a fresh world to explore, epic quests, challenges during the night, and a thriving community.
Are there weekly events on the server?
Yes, Valhalla hosts weekly events that test player skills and creativity.
Can I choose my role in the game (builder, explorer, warrior)?
Yes, there is a place for all types of players in Valhalla, whether you prefer building, exploring, or battling.
Is the server new or has it been around for a while?
The server has just opened, so this is the perfect time to join and be part of the community from the beginning.
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NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything
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Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!
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CraftyFamily Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything.Reasons to join: 1. Our players are as unpredictable as a teenager with a crush on their brother’s friend. You never know what drama will unfold next! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty or betrayal? 3. Unleash your inner detective skills as you try to decipher who’s telling the truth and who’s just joking around. It’s like a real-life mystery game, but in Minecraft!
Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a family dinner confrontation. Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun!
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SongSucksMinecraftSMP
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Are you tired of listening to terrible music and want to escape to a world where bad songs don’t exist? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of mining and crafting! We guarantee that you’ll never have to suffer through another cringy pop song again.But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary jukebox that plays the most epic tunes you’ve ever heard. Rumor has it that listening to these songs will give you superhuman mining abilities and make your crops grow faster. So why waste your time listening to terrible music when you could be rocking out in our Minecraft world?
Join us now and say goodbye to bad songs forever!
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Dust
This sever is loosely based on escape from tarkov, trigun, and desert punk. There is an above-ground map that holds the first city, a pve zone with banks, apartments, stores, mine, and anything you’ll need for the game, this will also be a key point for player interaction and economy. Scattered around the map are entrances into the underground, some needing keycards to access. This is the escape from tarkov bit, you will loot down here while fighting armed npcs, mobs, and player in hope of scoring some cash, but run the risk of losing ur items.
193.43.134.168
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SRCA Survival Server
Survival Server using CurseForge. Must have Better Minecraft Fabric Edition Mod installed to play – Version 18 VF to join in – Java Minecraft – No griefing – Just explore, and build what you want
srca.serverminer.com:28023
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Purity pvp
GRAND OPENING! — FREE DONOR RANKS —
– Choose from a variety of kits with exciting abilities– Kits are easy to learn, hard to master– New kit every week!
Come get better at PvP with us and Join NOW for a free donor rank! (Limited time)
Purity.mc-join.org
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-= FSG-GAG Server 2 – SURVIVAL PVP VANILLA =- Minecraft server
The owner of the server “- FSG-GAG Server 2 – SURVIVAL PVP VANILLA -” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.mc.mr-raccoon.net
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OrangeIsBetter Server
A Minecraft server with a big dream. Currently features 2 server choices: a claim-based superflat creative server, and a classic Anarchy server with no rules. There are other servers planned to come online. To check the status of these servers, and to see what they are, visit orangeisbetter.net/minecraft.
orangeisbetter.net
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SubtleChaos
Java AND Bedrock can join! The world started 4/1/22 It’s got a few players but we’re always open to more!
The server is mostly vanilla with the only plugins being claims, a singleplayersleep plugin that allows you to cancel a persons sleep incase you need to keep it nighttime, an advancement datapack that adds tons of new advancements to have something to do in end game(over 900 new ones!), Gsit and normal moderation things.
We also have a dynmap
We try our best to stick true to vanilla gameplay and only make QoL additions! The goal is to get an active playerbase to enjoy and grind this game with and make new friends! We are all laid back and don’t take this game serious just here trying to have fun! Everyone here loves to make jokes and we all get along super well! And if you’re the shy kind and just want to play you don’t have to talk and we won’t force you, if you are talkative though there’s plenty of people to chat with!
play.subtlechaos.xyz
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Mianite legacy v1
Welcome to Mianite Legacy!
We are fully up and running, and are awaiting your arrival to the realm.
We are a survival 1.18.1 server based on the original “Mianite” Series. We are vanilla with no mods, but we do have some plugins to keep players occupied;
– SlimeFun and Exotic Gardens
– Voting
– Crates
– SilkSpawners
We have an amazing staff team, and wizards that accept diamonds to build for you. Come join in on the fun and see the amazing new spawn!
mianitelegacy.apexmc.co
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MineToday 1.9 – 1.18.2 | Survival and Mini-Games Minecraft server
✅ IP: play.minetoday.org
MineToday.Org is a lamp server where everything is thought out to the smallest detail!
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Survival is worth highlighting separately. We have three of them:
— Normal survival is a mode without wipes, with clans, kitstarts, a PvP arena, teleports, a car mine, weddings, etc.
— Hardcore is a mode where donors have no advantages, and the economy is worked out to the smallest detail. There are no privates here, but there are teleports. A store was also created for purchasing some resources, as well as a convenient flea market for exchange between players. Try to get TOP 1 if you can! 🙂
— Survival Classic is almost vanilla survival without wipes, but with privates, shops and a well-thought-out economy. At the same time, there are no teleports or creatives! This mode is even more hardcore than hardcore! Grow together with your friends, create cities and create your own history!
Server Features:— Statistics of the best players in different modes— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach and much more— Unique plugins made by our programmers— Rare wipes, and there are also unique worlds – without wipes— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts— Honest donation
✅ IP: play.minetoday.org
MineToday – A cozy server with experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.We are already more than 8 years old. An excellent server for survival and PvP with good online.
Worlds without wipes and with beautiful buildings, where resources will never run out. A unique set of plugins will allow you to play with comfort.Here you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!
A sea of activities, entertainment and modes, so you won’t have time to get bored 🙂
The administration of our server tries to help every player to the best of its ability.
We will listen to all your advice, complaints and wishes in our Discord, where no one will be left unanswered.
We are constantly working to improve the server: adding new features, mini-games, and fixing any problems that arise as quickly as possible.
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✅ IP: play.minetoday.org
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Edenville
ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴜꜱ ɪɴ ᴇᴅᴇɴᴠɪʟʟᴇ! ————————————— ᛝ We are a Minecraft Java Edition (currently trying out Bedrock Compatibility) server that aims to produce an experience that is unmatched for our players.
ᛝ You can build and grow your own country, attack neighboring nations, gain allies, and do all sorts of stuff.
ᛝ No one is restricted by any forces or unrealistic claim plugins. Everything is free for all!
ᛝ We even have a god system, where you can choose and follow your god for a special twist!
135.148.64.156
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Fusionmc
Hi! We are a new Towny server with an economy, NPCs and much more! We offer a great community as well as an exciting in-game experience. We are also looking for staff in the areas of Builder, Helper and Support. We look forward to seeing you on the server! 🙂
play.fusionmc.co.uk