terrestrial carbon uptake Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Arctic Blaze: Permafrost Panic

abrupt increase, Arctic, Arctic regions, Arctic wildfires, Blaze, carbon emissions, climate change, climate impact, climate science, ecosystem disturbance, environmental change, global warming, Nature Communications, net carbon uptake, Panic, Permafrost, permafrost regions, permafrost thawing, projected thawing, rapid thawing, research, subarctic regions, terrestrial carbon uptake, Wildfires

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

ya’ll ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it’s like the permafrost is melting and causing wildfires? well, this server is so fire that it’s gonna make your brain melt like ice cream on a hot summer day. join now for a chance to witness the chaos of rapid permafrost thawing and wildfires in the arctic and subarctic regions. who needs net terrestrial carbon uptake when you can have a flaming good time on this server? come on, don’t be cold as ice, join now and heat things up! 🔥🔥🔥

Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP

2022, climate, cold, Competition, controversy, cup, debate, decision, Event, Fifa, football, Future, Global, International, Minecraft, qatar, Scheduling, smp, Soccer, sports, Tournament, weather, Winter, winter world cup, world

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round?

No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, attractiveness, Behavior, Body language, body odor, Communication, Confidence, friendship, Girls, hygiene, Loneliness, Minecraft, personal grooming, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, Server, Sitting, social cues, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	75	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	15147
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ores Mined:	8262
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	57	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	2

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Re: Zero Minecraft Server

Arguing, danger, Emilia, fail state, Ideology, Insecurities, love bombing, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, NTR, Regulus, Reinhard, ReZero, Server, sister-wife, slave-harem, Speech, Suave, subaru, temptations, Tension

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	848907
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

No more drama Minecraft server

Anons, bronies, Brony, Captcha, chuds, diapers, Discord, Drama, elite group, friend drama, gibberish, Minecraft, newfags, ponybro, retarded, Server, stupid, swag, trolling, troons, voice message

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

The Hunted Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, Deadsoka, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Hisoka Morow, Hunted, Hunter Association, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, phantom troupe, SHONEN, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, long tail, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, nononononono, oh, reaction, Server, social media, Tag, trending, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dimension Hops:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

Analysis, analysis prompt, BELIEF, BIAS, Cinema, critique, debate, discussion, film, Ideology, Interpretation, left, left wingers, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, perspective, Political, sense, smp, social commentary, Viewpoint, watch, watcher, WING

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!

Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.

But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!