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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8553 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 5951 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
come join our wacky minecraft server where we measure things in meters and kilometers but never megameters or terrameters because that’s just too mainstream for us. why join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing. it was lit, fam. another time, someone stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of cake. true story. so if you want to experience the craziness and absurdity of our server, come on over and join the fun. who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have!
