Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pigs who will guide you to our enchanted castle made entirely of rainbow blocks. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon has a serious case of the hiccups and keeps burping up diamond blocks!
Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or go for a ride on our roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And don’t forget to visit our petting zoo, where you can cuddle with explosive sheep and ride on the backs of flying cows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. No annoying girlfriends to deal with here – just you and your creativity. And hey, if you need to leave suddenly to study for exams, we won’t judge! We understand the importance of education.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no distractions allowed!
Other mechanics are changed, to make the game more refreshing, such as changing some recipes to slow down end game progression, as reaching the end game is normally too quick, making it boring. You can check all recipes in the recipe book.
Everyone is welcome if they respect people. Safe for LGBTQ, disabled, women, any ethnicity, different backgrounds, and you!
It is whitelisted, please apply in the Discord server or in this form: forms.gle/YATmv1ChVdiF5Aza6
54.39.8.33:25612
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Monthly Crates | Each month a new custom item crate is launched. This month’s theme is turtles and sea life. |
| Quest | Complete quests to unlock crate keys and player experience. |
| Hats | Fun hats for the community to unlock through auctions. |
To contact our server support, join our discord. Our staff are active and are able to help you as fast as possible!
IP Address: mc.therealsmp.com
If you have any issues joining… CONTACT US VIA DISCORD.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server using the IP address provided: mc.therealsmp.com |
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, everything on the SMP must be gained through playtime, experience, and quests |
| What are some features of the server? | Monthly crates, quests, and fun hats are some of the features available on the server. |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical cheese of destiny, or challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and sing show tunes!
So why settle for being average when you can be extraordinary on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret quests where you and your mom can uncover ancient treasures and unlock hidden powers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a legendary boss battle against a giant chicken who’s actually your long-lost cousin twice removed. Are you ready to take on this feathered foe?
So come on down to our server and experience a son/mother dynamic like never before. Who needs movies when you can live out your own epic adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join us now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!
Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle evil mobs with a sword made out of rainbow-colored cheese, and build a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!