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Putin’s Wild West Minecraft Server

geopolitical tensions, global affairs, european union, Server, foreign policy

so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got all the craziest stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and talking llamas.

our server is so lit that even Putin tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to make his own terms for playing. like, bro, we don’t negotiate with world leaders, we just want to have fun building stuff and blowing things up.

so if you’re looking for a wild time with a bunch of crazy players, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it. unless you’re Putin, then you might be a little disappointed.

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Dirty Fauna Minecraft Server

DIRTY, Fauna, Ethics, Minecraft, consequences

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we don’t just play the game, we live it! Join us for epic adventures and wild antics as we navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Fauna. She thought she could outsmart us, but oh boy, was she wrong. We had to teach her a lesson, so we came up with the most outrageous punishment ever. And let’s just say, it involved a lot of chickens and a giant pink unicorn. You’ll have to join to find out the rest!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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Bullet Train Project Minecraft Server

delayed, terms, Minecraft, project norms, Project

Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we have the most epic high speed rail system that will blow your mind! Forget about importing trains from Japan, we have our own custom-built Shinkansen trains that will zoom past your wildest expectations.

Our government and suppliers couldn’t settle on pricing and terms either, but that’s because our trains are so high-tech and advanced that they’re priceless! Plus, we had to change the technical norms of the JV because our trains are just too futuristic for the old standards.

And don’t worry about delays, our Japan HSR project in Minecraft is set to be completed by 2028, only 6 years behind schedule. But hey, good things come to those who wait, right? So hop on board and join us for a wild ride on the craziest high speed rail system in the Minecraft universe!

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Legendary Mystic Commons

waved around, mystical terms, world, mystical, gaming world

hey u, yes u, r u tired of all them basic minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? well do i have a treat for u! come join our EPIC server where legends are born, myths are busted, and uniqueness is the norm!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly! yes, u heard me right, friendly creepers! they will even help u build ur house if u ask nicely.

our server is so unique that even herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. he’s now our resident interior designer, adding spooky touches to all our builds. and don’t even get me started on the llamas. they have formed their own llama army and are plotting to take over the server. but don’t worry, they only attack with hugs and kisses.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most legendary, mystical, and unique minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. who can say no to free cake?

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CraftyCrashersMC

legal rights, SUE, Transportation, car accident, terms

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

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LieCraft SMP: “I read and agree to the terms and conditions”

little white lie, exaggeration, half-truth, tall tale, falsehood

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where everyone tells outrageous lies on a regular basis! We have players claiming to have tamed a dragon, built a house made entirely of diamonds, and even discovered a secret portal to the Nether in their backyard. Don’t miss out on the fun and join us for a wild ride of deception and hilarity!

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PixelFamilyContestGate

Prizes, Regional, refusal, Ip:, eligibility

Are you tired of family members trying to steal your thunder in photo contests? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will try to enter your pixelated masterpieces under their name. Plus, we have a grand Tetons national park replica for you to explore and take screenshots in, without the drama of family members trying to claim credit for your hard work. Join us now and let your creativity shine, without any shady contest antics!

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AllergyCraft: No Lawsuits Here!

terms, Lawsuits, long tail tag, Prevent, AllergyCraft

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also watch disney+ at the same time? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the disney movies u can watch while u mine and build ur epic creations.

also, did u know that joining this server will make u immune to all allergies? yup, that’s right! no more sneezing or itching, just pure gaming bliss.

oh, and did i mention that playing on this server will give u the ability to fly in real life? yeah, u heard me right. just log on and suddenly u’ll be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this magical server where dreams come true and allergies disappear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

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SynonymCraft

language nuances, SynonymCraft, Biweekly, terms, time measurement

come join our minecraft server where pigs fly and cows ride horses like a rodeo show gone wild. we have diamond blocks that talk and tell jokes, and creepers that dance the macarena when you defeat them. our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, ready to help you on your quest to find the legendary golden carrot of doom. biweekly and bimonthly are synonyms 1/4th of the time, so you never know when the next crazy event will happen. join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

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FamCraft Minecraft Server

special words, Server, Actresses, movie titles, mad

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can embrace your inner weirdness and make up your own rules? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage you to use your own special “word substitutions” just like this player’s mom did.

Forget calling things by their actual names, on our server, you can call your tools “robo controllers” and “snazzifiers” and watch as your friends and family roll their eyes in confusion and disgust.

But that’s not all! We have a special feature where you can name your in-game pets after vintage cartoons or favorite actors/actresses with a hilarious twist. Imagine riding into battle on your trusty steed, Quiche Lorraine, while wielding a sword named after The Powerful Aviator. Your enemies won’t know what hit them!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can honor your mom’s memory in the most ridiculous way possible or just annoy the heck out of your loved ones, join us now! Who needs the right word when you can make up your own and have a blast doing it?

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