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  • CraftyBossFTW

    CraftyBossFTW
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos of a high volume coffeeshop meets the thrill of survival gameplay! Join us for a wild ride filled with barista drama and coffee-fueled adventures.

    Need a break from the daily grind? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of trying to keep up with a coworker who is obnoxiously awful at their job. Can you handle the pressure of serving 150+ customers in an hour while dealing with lazy coworkers and angry customers?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as we navigate through the challenges of working with someone who is physically slow, mentally disabled, and refuses to take coaching. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

    Join our Minecraft server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the insanity of a high volume coffeeshop while hoping for that one coworker to finally get fired. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, tips, and misplaced orders – don’t miss out on the fun!

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  • BroLendNoGo – Minecraft Server

    BroLendNoGo – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of postpartum depression and workplace drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without any judgment.

    We promise no one will accuse you of being arrogant or stupid here – unless, of course, you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. In that case, we might have to reconsider.

    And don’t worry about lending money to anyone for document processing – our virtual currency is as plentiful as the blocks in our world. Your stay-at-home husband can even join in on the fun and start his own virtual business selling virtual goods. Who needs a real job when you can make a living selling pixelated pickaxes?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a spaceship. And remember, in our world, saying no to lending money is always the right choice – unless it’s to a virtual villager in need of a loan for a new enchanted sword. Happy crafting!

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  • BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

    BlockBuddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

    But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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  • FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

    FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server
    Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

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  • FiredCraft Minecraft Server

    FiredCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

    Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

    So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!

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  • FiredForMinecraftSMP

    FiredForMinecraftSMP
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most NSFW place to be!

    Picture this: one player got fired from our server for building a giant statue of a chicken twerking in the spawn area. Yes, you read that right. A twerking chicken statue. It was so outrageous that even the moderators couldn’t handle it!

    But that’s not all! Another player got the boot for trying to start a llama fight club in the Nether. Apparently, the llamas were not happy about being forced to fight each other for entertainment. Who would’ve thought?

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to leave your sanity at the door.

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  • ShipwreckedEmployee

    ShipwreckedEmployee
    Ever wondered what would happen if a cruise ship employee gets fired mid-journey at sea? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out! Join us and explore the wacky world of unemployed cruise ship workers trying to survive on a deserted island filled with hostile mobs and treacherous terrain.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underwater city where disgruntled mermaids and sea creatures hold epic underwater dance parties every night. Join them for a chance to win rare loot and special abilities that will help you conquer the high seas and become the ultimate pirate captain.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of being a cruise ship employee gone rogue in the most ridiculous way possible!

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  • MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

    MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”
    Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u gotta be a part of this madness. like, imagine this: u log in and u see a giant chicken riding a pig while shooting lasers out of its eyes. yea, that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yea, good luck trying to find your way out of that maze. but hey, if u do manage to escape, u’ll be rewarded with diamonds and emeralds beyond your wildest dreams.

    also, rumor has it that there’s a haunted mansion on the server where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them. they might even help u find hidden loot if u ask nicely.

    so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created.

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  • HamasCraft: UNstaffGoneWild

    HamasCraft: UNstaffGoneWild
    lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got more drama den da UN, we had to fire 9 staff cuz dey were caught playin for Hamas in a minecraft attack on october 7th. come join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, u never know what’s gonna happen next! plus, our pixel art game is on point, u won’t find better builds anywhere else. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and be part of the madness!

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