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Buffy’s Blocky Minecraft Server
so like, u know how buffy sainte-marie is like a big deal in canada, right? well, get this, the governor general just straight up terminated her order of canada. like, what even is that about, eh? but don’t worry, on our minecraft server, we don’t terminate nothin’ except for boring gameplay. come join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and build crazy stuff. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. join us and help them achieve world domination, one block at a time. trust us, it’s gonna be epic, eh? -
PathNet PvP Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got rid of Edward for being a snitch and leaking all our secrets to the competition. Like, who does that, right? Join our server and you’ll be safe from all the sneaky snitches out there. Plus, we have the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together. Let’s show Edward what he’s missing out on! -
Terminated Minecraft SMP Decision
Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventure of your life! We promise you won’t have to make any tough decisions like terminating babies with Downs syndrome (unless you want to, we don’t judge). Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (unlike that poor baby, RIP). -
CraftyNijiServer
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate rebellion against the clique! You’ll have the chance to purposefully go against the norm, get terminated or “graduated” (whatever that means), and then claim you were bullied for maximum drama and profit! It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that craziness? Join now and stir up some virtual chaos! -
Blocky Banter Brigade – Where Pixels Meet Laughs
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join a wacky world filled with virtual VTubers who are ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime!From Lia the English-speaking magical girl to Utatane Nasa, the Japanese sleep enthusiast, our server has a diverse cast of characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to build a castle with Hakushika Iori or go on a mining expedition with Fujikura Uruka? The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll get the chance to team up with Pipkin Pippa, the English-speaking bunny warrior, as she battles against the evil forces of Dizzy Dokuro, the skeleton queen. And don’t forget about Jelly Hoshiumi, the starry-eyed adventurer who will guide you through the treacherous lands of Minecraft with her infectious energy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey like no other with Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, and the rest of the gang. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyCraze: Phase Connect LOLz
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of Creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the official website is like a diamond mine of information and the official schedule is more organized than a chest full of neatly stacked blocks.Join now and you’ll be able to interact with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a house faster than you can say “Redstone.” Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine for diamonds with her eyes closed?
But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり can tame wolves with just a wink, and Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ can farm crops so efficiently, it’s like she has a green thumb made of emeralds.
And don’t even get us started on Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who can navigate the Nether like it’s a walk in the park. Or how about Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can slay Ender Dragons with a wooden sword and a smile?
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the Creeper explosions and the occasional Enderman prank!
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WeirdCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild that even the management team has resorted to skinwalking to keep things interesting. That’s right, they’re so dedicated to providing a unique experience that they’ve taken on the appearance of their players.But don’t worry, Elira is here to save the day! She’s the only one brave enough to reply to your messages and keep the chaos in check. Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!
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InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?
Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!
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> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot! -
DressDilemmaCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!