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Guardian’s Quest 1.20.1
Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server if you wanna stop her. I heard she’s building a giant pink castle made out of cotton candy and unicorn tears. Like, what even is that? But seriously, we need all the help we can get to take her down. Plus, did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party with dancing pigs and flying llamas? Yeah, you don’t wanna miss out on that. So grab your pickaxe and let’s show her who’s boss in this crazy world of blocky madness! -
Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!
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VeggieCraft: Where Carrots Rule and Potatoes Drool
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on this server, we have racing threads competing against each other on the track! And the best part? You don’t even have to play yourself, the cars will be controlled by AI!
But wait, there’s more! Our car selection and livery rules are out of this world. You can only select a car twice, there must be a minimum of 5 retro cars on every roster, and your liveries must abide by YT livestream guidelines. And if you’re caught breaking the rules, you’ll lose points faster than a creeper explodes!
And let’s talk about the racing itself. Our races are so intense, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park. With balanced cars, qualifying sections, and 20 to 25 minute sprints, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the entire time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft racing league you’ll ever encounter. And remember, no drama allowed on your livery – stick to your chuuba/thread’s theme or face the consequences! OP: the Ferrari 599XX EVO, the official press car of VGTC. Also #'s chosen car.
Sign up now and let the madness begin!
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SinglePlayer4Life – Where Minecraft is my only love
Welcome to our Minecraft server!
Are you tired of dealing with real-life problems like small dicks and relationships? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape for you!
Join us and experience a world where the size of your blocky character is the only thing that matters. No need to worry about breaking up with your virtual girlfriend because here, everyone is single and ready to mine!
Embark on epic adventures, build incredible structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you based on the size of your pickaxe. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having a block-tastic time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!
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Crafty McCraftface: ‘hey’ Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to level up is by performing outrageous tasks like posting cocktributes in front of your girlfriend’s 10/10 pussy! But wait, there’s more! Once you complete this task, you’ll unlock exclusive pics and context that will blow your mind!Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected challenges and rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today and start your journey to glory!
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Pole-land of Blocks
Welcome to our Poland-themed Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Polish adventure without leaving your computer!Join us and build your very own Polish castle made entirely of pierogi blocks and ketchup redstone.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ only plays Polish polka music and the dance floor is made of glowing pierogi.
If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Haunted Polish Forest where the trees are made of kabanos sausage and the ghosts are just misunderstood Polish grandmas trying to find their way to bingo night.
So come join us and let the Polish magic take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget!
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Moo-tifully Browned Minecraft Madness
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cows are not red, they are brown. But fear not, for this is all part of the kikes prophecy! According to ancient texts, the cows must be perfectly red for ultimate Minecraft success. And guess what? We have ZERO red cows!Join us on this epic quest to find the elusive red cows and fulfill the prophecy. But be warned, the journey will be filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a few exploding creepers. Are you brave enough to take on this challenge? Only the most daring and skilled players will triumph in this wild and wacky Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the legendary Red Cow Whisperer!