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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9787 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 142 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 283 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
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