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Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

cross-border artists, cross-cultural music, cultural exchange, diverse artists, foreign language music, foreign music, global musicians, global sounds, international artists, international tunes, language barrier, language diversity, listening experience, Lost, Minecraft, multilingual artists, music appreciation, music discovery, music exploration, musical diversity, non-english music, Server, translation, world music

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Do you ever find yourself jamming out to music in a language you don’t understand? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is pure chaos and fun! Our server is like a wild concert where the only artist playing is a mix of Justin Bieber and Mozart, but with a twist – they’re rapping in Klingon! Join us for a musical experience like no other and see if you can decipher the lyrics while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

PixelPoundsOff

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of trying to lose weight with boring diets and exercise routines? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer for you! Join us and you’ll be running around so much trying to escape from creepers and zombies that you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our players have reported losing up to 10 pounds in a week just from the sheer adrenaline rush of playing on our server. Plus, our virtual food is so pixelated and low in calories that you’ll never have to worry about overeating again. So come join us and get fit the fun way!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

arrest, crime, cyber attacks, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, digital crime, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Spanish, Technology

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Votes:	1758
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5580	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Star Shards Collected:	298
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Spanish police come busting in and arrest a bunch of pro-Russian hackers! Like, what even is happening in this world, man? But hey, if you wanna join our server, you’ll be safe from all that drama. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep. Yeah, you heard me right. Talking. Sheep. So come on over and join the fun!

BellaCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

adidas, Ads, advert, Backlash, bbc news, Bella Hadid, BellaCraft, blocks, brand endorsement, Campaign, Celebrity, controversy, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, fashion, influencer, Israeli criticism, Marketing, MIDDLE EAST, MODEL, palestine, public relations, social media

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Love Letters Sent:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

so, like, u know how bella hadid is like, super famous and stuff? well, she did this ad for adidas and then israel was all like, nah fam, we don’t like that. so they dropped her like a hot potato. but like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our EPIC minecraft server instead?! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out gold bars. so come join the fun and leave all that bella hadid drama behind. u won’t regret it, trust me.

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD, VIDAVAT

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

176.9.84.212:26426

Shaolin

Casual, Discord, Economy, ELYTRA, epic builds, friendly community, HARD, Harder Vanilla Survival, Hardmode, Land claiming, large biomes, Largebiomes, no cheating, No Griefing, No hacking, No Spamming, pvp allowed, Regular Backups, respectful players, shaolin, Small, Smallcommunity, Survival, survival minecraft, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Villager Trade Rebalance

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchantments Applied:	150	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Harder Vanilla Survival. Give yourself a tougher challenge and meet some awesome friends along the way. We’re a small group of people from around the world that like to play survival minecart and have fun together. Join us!

What makes Shaolin unique?– Large Biomes with reduce structure generation in the overworld. (Strongholds, Spawners, Nether, and End remain unchanged)– New 1.21 villager trade rebalance active.– Do what you want. Build Farms, have a store, fight the Ender Dragon, fly with Elytra.

Pop in to say hello and look around. If you like what you see, then go find some land and build a home! The goal is to create a server full of honest friends, epic builds, an economy, and a place of dreams. Come show off your building skills, meet new friendly people, and play some Survival Minecraft. Come to Shaolin!

Don’t forget to join the Discord. As a protection against griefing, the server is backed up regularly.

Rules-Do not Hack, Cheat, Xray, Grief, Spam, Steal, or otherwise annoy us or you will be banned Please be respectful and clean up after yourselfPvP is allowed but only if both players are willing

shaolin.landoscloud.com

The Land of Stealing Wishes – Not So Vanilla Edition

Account.., Community, crystal, Dedicated, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Join, Land, LifeSteal, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PvP, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Server Rules, Start, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Wishes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

WishSteal SMP Server Overview

Server Name	WishSteal SMP
Server Type	Lifesteal
Joining Requirement	Real Account Only
Rules	Griefing and stealing allowed; crystal PvP not allowed
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/zRvsEdMp

FAQ

Q: When will the server start?

A: The server will start when we reach about 10-15 members.

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, all the rules can be found in the smp-rules channel in the Discord server linked above.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for both average players and dedicated players who are willing to commit to the server.

CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

#Intention, Calculated, conniving, Crafty, CraftyPlan, Cunning, Deception, Deliberate, entire time, hidden agenda., Manipulation, Minecraft, Plan, Plot, Premeditated, purposeful, scheme, scheming, Server, strategic planning, strategy, ulterior motive

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Votes:	1373
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	6211	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

addiction, Attention, Babysitting, college, compromise, Conversation, Exams, exhaustion, family, free babysitting, nephew, NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, screen time, sibling conflict, single mother, studying, time consuming, TV

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Potions Brewed:	128
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	7322
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!